Cutcobra
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Is anyone going to write one of those "character development" things for #93 in the Quest Master's Lounge? I'd do but I am incapable of writing a good wall of text.
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Heckz grins. He had the perfect thing for Pretzel. "I did, actually. But before we get to that, I've got a certain thing that might please you." He says, before realizing how wrong that sounded, as he pulls out Watt's Artifact. "It can really hurt demons. Like, more than just a simple tan... " Heckz looks at Karie, almost glaring. Almost. "Not at all, I was just discussing a business deal with the Monk."
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"We didn't get much sunlight either. We were at the void, actually. It was filled with ugly little demons. I see now why you hate them so much. And if by 'elite' you mean pumpkin faced midgets who would just think about changing their grades when a disaster comes out, then yeah, they weren't worth the trouble." He then looks to one of the windows, where sunlight was coming out. "It's good to finally be able to tan again." He notices the Darkstar Wand, and how it looks as fabulous as he does, but then he remembers that it was borrowed from Erik. As soon as Erik comes in the hall, he gives the Darkstar Wand back.
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Heckz looks up and sees the monk. "Tell me about it. I've been trapped in a darn school for six megablocking months, fighting demons and trying to talk some sense into badly dressed brats, and all I get is this measy pile of gold." He points at his bag of gold. "Speaking of which, where have you been?"
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Noted. I'll take it into consideration the next time I go on a quest. Thanks for the feedback though.
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Heckz opens the doors to the hall, not looking very fabulous as he was too tired. He was feeling rather dissapointed when he noticed there wasn't a welcoming party thrown for him. The sorcerer walks to an empty table where he started looking at his new sacks of gold, probably with pleasure. A lot of pleasure. He looked open for conversation though.
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I'm hungry. He thinks as he walks to the hall.
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Before Amorith wishes to be rich, he gives 400 gold to each party member.
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"Umm, no. I clearly based it upon who brought the most beauty to this quest. But if you insist... " Loot Distribution: Everyone - 175 gold each
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"What? I believe this is the fairest distribution I had made in 3 hours. Or six months, that is. Please tell me how this isn't okay."
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"It's probably because the Provost is always late, as Aunt Hymne-Sassy said." He turns to the four factions and looks at the gold greedily, then he turns to the Fonzies. "You may be okay after all... Maybe... Just maybe... " He then turns to the party. "I believe I should split this gold in the fairest way possible, depending on how we did in saving the school... " Loot Distribution: Heckz - 1044 gold All the others - 1 gold "There, any objections?"
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"I bet it's for compensating. He must have another little wand..."
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I wasn't around either, but I want to be just like the cool kids! Soo: Argh! Not again, Scuba you silly carrot!
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"Not you though, the other smelly creepy people. Like that one metal man, too much junk on his head."
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I really liked Malastor Eldritch, I hope we see more of him. Even though he already owes Heckz two favors...
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Heckz sees way too many ugly people, so a tear rolls down his cheek knowing that such ugliness exists. He turns to the party. "I don't know about you people, but I think I'll be joining the teachers in their drinking. The hall is just filled with smelly and creepy people."
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Heckz looks at the proffesor. "The artifact was of use, actually. Here it i-" Heckz does not look happy as he hears someone referring to Drucilla as 'wife'. He looks at the man, and produces a fake smile. A really, really fake smile. "Hello there!" He says angrily. He looks at the satyr's mighty staff. "Umm, is there any reason to carry such a humongous staff or what." Didn't she say she drifted apart from him? After all this time... Heckz gives the Artifact back to Proffesor Watt.
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"He strikes me as beauty-phobic." If thats a word...
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I just realized Heckz is wearing the Shadeaux' colors. Perfect for the occasion.
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Heckz feels insulted by Lorcan. "Your facial expression is silly, and your brother's haircut. Well, silly is a huge understatement, I should say dreadful." He says as he nods to Umbra.
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Heckz starts to decide between people who dress badly and have horrendous hair or people who have the same style as him but have a horrendous accent. "Who's richer?" He asks seriously.
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"You can't be a trophy. Trophies are usually less annoying, and far less ugly." He then turns to the Sheep Tribe, clearly excited at the mention of a gift. "Oooh! A gift? Please, tell me it's hair gel. The one metalface gave me was... not good." He says looking at the Blue Jelly Jeaux gifted him. His face looks more sad as the Chief mentions a sheep. "Oh, an animal... maybe I can make clothes out of it..." He then turns to Karie. "You seem surrounded by animals lately, maybe you want it?" Heckz keeps waiting for the other people, they were wasting his precious beauty sleep. Ungratefull little...
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Thanks for the answers.
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Out of curiosity, what's the difference between Red Assassins and Blue Assassins?
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"You should wish for us to get rich after we get our gold."
