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Pyrovisionary

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  1. "Yeah, we did sonny Jim. We're the best equipped mercs in this entire city, we've saved civilizations, killed every terror imaginable, destroyed monuments for financial gain. So shut your arrogant whore mouth, If you'd be so kind lad. If it weren't for your lovely boss right here I'd gut ya and your 'Edgy' skull mask." "Don't listen to the dumb blonde" Jon hesitates, correcting himself "Not you Eric. We're not gonna tell anyone about this, trust us. We wanna to see you lot in business, cos we love black market products. Don't we?"
  2. Sarge plays it cool. "We're here for our top quality banter innit mates" He grins sheepishly at Heckz and Eric "Me mate Eric here, who's a bit of a ledge, suggested we go for a cheeky nandos, and I thought, Top, let's smash it, but the Nandos has to be extra cheeky so we thought we'd get it from a fine purveyor of goods such as yourselves." He grins at the woman "Just looking for a cup of sugar, aint we. Kind neighbour. Or scrolls. Or what me n' Eric bought last night if you got it already." he pauses to smile again, then continues "And lower prices, for such informed, valued, customers like us." he smirks at the woman, sneering slightly.
  3. Jon smirks, sniggering slightly at the golem. "Deathwish? Lad, please, I killed at least 3 golems in Babeleth." He grins and enters past the golem.
  4. Sarge draws his two, 5ft long, greatswords and raises them to his shoulders. Kids had no respect for the elderly these days. He then growls at the insolent little shit; "You feckin what mate. Who you calling gramps" in an intimidating manner
  5. I'm not sure how I feel about being a middle aged man wielding two 5ft long greatsword and a kite shield, whilst missing a leg and cultivating a curse.
  6. Jon shrugs at Heckz, then, remembering the zookeeper's quest he grabs the blueish grey animal. The man with a club catches his eye. Hopefully it would be some sort of illegal activity, he hadn't done anything like that since Vega. He walks up to the man in the club, visor down. "Anything of interest behind that door laddy?"
  7. Unless I can get my hands on some scrolls of course
  8. "Will do mate" He idly nods at the zookeeper in acknowledgment. Jon sighs in near perfect awe. They were beautiful, and had retained their gory colour, those Genies knew their shit at the least. He hangs them, one on each hip so they would be quick to draw - Quicker than the other bastard at least. He nods at Rex's statements, he had his heart in the right place - the gold pot. Just like Eric. He waves a hand at the Wererhino before speaking himself, shoving his chewing tobacco into his cheek so he could talk proper. "Ya can't overdo it with women, check out that boutique before you go to see her. Also mate, you can give her this." He fumbles about in his pockets, arching his back to get right to the bottom of them, and withdraws his hand with a small, shiny object. He gives it a blow and the assorted dust falls away to reveal the Gold Ring (worth 15 gold; can be given to someone to make them enamored with the giver) that he had procured in an earlier quest. He flashes Rex a smirk quickly, making sure he accepts it, and nods at Eric, before shuffling down to the slums, chewing tobacco as he went. Ooc: You forgot to subtract the purchase from Sarge's gold. He should have 176 now.
  9. I hadn't seen the imbue with scroll part I'm gonna check out the Magic shop in the slums see if I cant make the Demonic greatsword even more Overpowered.
  10. Jon's wide grin fades as the genie calls him worthy. Bloody ethereal creatures think they're so superior to the rest of us, not even the elves top this prick in arrogance. He angrily growls at the genie "Bout time too... Mate." The word was spat out in indignation "Could you reforge these" He raises his hand, displaying the demonic scissors before continuing; "Into a greatsword. Mate." The scissors were great, concealable, and perfect for slicing fruit. But they didn't have the cleaving, skull cracking action that he so desperately desired Ooc: Can the Demonic Greatsword retain its Dualstrike property? Jon scratches his chin in thought, recalling the resort. "The resort said they served meals, might be a bit posh, innit. But it aint as if you don't got yerself a lady." He shrugs, disinterested. Sarge reaches into the refines of his cloak and passes the small creature he found earlier to the zookeeper. "Here ya go Lad." Jon sniggers at Heckz and speaks happily "Aint you the strong independent man, don't need no-one else - Oh look" He nods at Periwinkle. "You do. You pursue your own wants Laddy, we'll do what we get payed for." He pauses, continuing to smirk but speaking more gruffly now, no longer ridiculing the boy. "So I'm gonna meet Ovelia, see if I can get access into the hotel through her. Tonight I'm getting my disguise, and then tomorrow we'll go in to get us some dirt on the other sisters." He looks at the faces of the other members of the party, trying to grasp what they thought of the plan. "Til then I'm gonna check out the slums for a bit. Get into a good scrape an' all. Might go to the bog for a bit then loop back to the dunes, we can meet at the resort tonight. Anyone gonna join me? Boomers, Eric?"
  11. Sarge nods at Eric's flirtatious , keeping his composure whilst trying to hide a smirk. After taking a deep breath he daintily strides away to the inn. Where he puts one hand on the inn's pillar and another over his eyes and sniggers quietly. After regaining his gruff look, Jon returns to the group and lets Eric do his sale pitch. He smirks passively at the group before gritting his teeth and speaking; "I wanna get into their hotel, check around the other Sister's rooms whilst they're aat the conclave. Whaddaya think lads?"
  12. Sarge smiles as they run into the rest of the party. "Some Black knight said she went to the palace. She's probably back by now. Not usual some random sister gets to see the Almagesta on demand" He takes a puff from a cigar and grins through yellow teeth. "We stick together now aight, as a party." Sarge idly hands Heckz the meat he procured earlier, heavens knows what the lad wanted to do with it. Nonetheless, hopefully, whatever it was, it was for the good of the party. Sarge approaches the elven woman selling apples. "You look hot love, speaking literally o course. I got this amazing sun-proof 100% cool hat here, for sale at only 100 gold."
  13. Sarge grumbles and leaves. He walks to the docks. Ooc: So Sarge and Eric should arrive at the same time as Boomers and Rex are there?
  14. Sarge nods "Yeah, we were sent by the good doctor aint we Eric. We just need to check the beach for it then we'll be off, no hassle mate. Aint as if we'll be cheating you of money, or sights," Sarge winks back "it's the small hours." Sarge makes a step towards the beach entrance
  15. ^ Pretzel DOES have a gravity gun, it's his 99th piece
  16. Ooc: Sorry if my activity has been strained recently, Ive just got through the first and hardest week of some exams, should be more responsive now I'll post when I have a bit more time, later tonight
  17. "We aint lookin for a room, we're looking for a key. A locustoid mate of ours left it here 'parently."
  18. Ooc: get the book. Sarge and Eric head to the resort
  19. Ooc: Yeah, I'm illiterate Especially with quotation marks
  20. Sarge stays quiet for a bit, lighting a cigar and taking a puff. Finally he answers Eric's question. "Me 3rd tour of duty was Vartland, those black beaches were where I became a man, fighting your people." He takes a deep puff, sighing out the smoke. "Eubric, I think. I stowed away when I was a wee little kid." He flashes a grin at Eric, the ocean in his eyes. "And now, that's a lot of pay. Didn't drink it all away either. So you one of these Eldurlings?"
  21. Ooc: I see this you cunning person Sandy you...
  22. I didn't ask everyone to go around pursuing their own stuff! We'll try and keep together, if not for your sake then for the battles' balance
  23. Sarge stares at the battle, the darkness illuminated by flying spells and the silence by shouting. He grins then joins Heckz's battle
  24. Smirking at Eric's comment on the mask, sarge hesitates for a second on who to join. Boomingham had said he'd meet them on the beech so... Sarge leads Eric to the dunes
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