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Alf vs. Elgar: Hit Elgar vs. Alf: Miss Alf, you attack Elgar in pure rage, but you only deal 4 damage. Elgar, you stumble back from the hit, but you miss Alf completely. Elgar Gligin Human, 23 years old Level 10 Ranger Power: 19 Health: 6/14 Johon (Alf) Gregory Human, 25 years old Level 13.5 Barbarian Power: 21 Health 3/21

GM Note: Alright, I'm making a word document of things I need to check during battles.

I find that last panel offensive.

Elgar vs. Alf: Critical Hit Alf vs. Elgar: Hit Elgar, you try to do what the voices in your head say, and you land 18 damage on the barbarian. Alf, Johon, whatever your name is, you come back and deal a hit against against Elgar for 8 damage. Johon (Alf) Gregory Human, 25 years old Level 13.5 Barbarian Power: 21 Health 3/21 Elgar Gligin Human, 23 years old Level 10 Ranger Power: 19 Health: 10/14

vs. Prepare for Battle! Elgar Gligin Human, 23 years old Level 10 Ranger Power: 19 Health: 14/14 Johon (Alf) Gregory Human, 25 years old Level 13.5 Barbarian Power: 21 Health 21/21 Battle Order: Elgar Johon

"Wait, how would you get in? The doors are locked and we're not opening the gate yet. Oh and Pikemen, move to the Gatehouses!" OOC: The Assassins can't damage or climb the walls, right? They'll have to move around the fort or act like sitting ducks?

Battle Order: Xander Spag Arasmyth Althior Arthur/Isabella Harkenshire Alexandre Luke Lewis Althior falls back on his horse, a small chunk of flesh leaving his arm. He gets back up, still alive. "I'm fine!" He says as he fires Lightning at Onager B from the back row. "Alright, I'll attack Assassin B from the back row with light unless Alexandre feels as if he needs healing, in which I would heal him."

"Dang it! I forgot that those Onagers were on the south-west and south-east walls! Alright, Same Battle Order, I'll take Onager A from the back row with Lightning this time," "I'll get Onager A with Light from the back row,"

Once Quest #17 finishes up, I think I'll be with them. Wait, this is my fourth quest?

OOC Do the assassins drop anything? It's not listed, so I assume not, but just making sure.

"Lewis, if any of the siege engines are left unharmed, why don't you reload the Hiyaaaaaa Hwacha instead, saving Arasmyth a turn!" Battle Order (Updated): Arthur/Isabella Alexandre Luke Althior Xander Arasmyth Harkenshire Spag Lewis

"Well, I am a true patriot at heart..." "STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!"

" Didn't I say to focus on the Bridge Launcher? "

Great ones, Oky! I love the BB&B one. He also voiced Von Nebula in the first season of Hero Factor, but Oky apparently doesn't care enough to include Action figures.

Their horse may.

OOC: What's the WP of the Warlock staff? Or is it an artifact? "Alright, Xander, take the West and try killing those Archers, the warlock's will have no way of getting up then. Everyone here, focus on the Bridge Launcher! Arasmyth has prevented any free hits on the South side. Assassins can't hit us yet either. I got the Bridge Launcher with Lightning from the back row," Althior charges into battle. "Sir! Wait... Fine, I guess I'll let my Lieutenant abilities go to good use. " Battle Order Arthur/Isabella Alexandre Luke Althior Xander Harkenshire Arasmyth Lewis Spag "I'll listen to Althior since he seems wiser than I, () So I'll also attack Bridge Launcher with my Diamond from the back row," OOC: If Kengis Ghan doesn't post in time, I'll take control of him.

Uhmm, how do you pronounce that, exactly? The name sounds like someone who's

"Weak, Xander? Aren't I the one that's more powerful than you? "

I know, right! We've made a Liquid Hurricane and stuck in a glass with magical ice, so that may be it.

"Alright, then! Spag will stay in the Slice-n-Dice as we move it to the Southern part of the Fort,"

Nice one! I'll get a few of my own funnies up sometime soon.

"I think that's what you did, Arasmyth! I'm not sure I trust God!"

OOC: Though we still could face some undead enemies if You decided to be really cruel. "Hmm, Will and Arasmyth, would you be so kind as to hand me your smoke bombs? Arthur and I could take them to the south and rig them up, then use a rope or something like that, and potentially blind the elves with them. What do you say? I'll also put Lewis by the Hiyaaaaaa Hwacha, in case that takes some damage this round. I suggest that you two, Will and Xander, keep to the Southern Defenses with me this round. Spag, you stay in the South-East Wall this round, and Luke will stay in the Gatehouses, 2nd floor," OOC: I assume that the Slice-n-dice is stuck at the East Wall, that's why I put Spag at the South Wall. If it somehow moved to the South Wall, put Spag back in there.