K-Nut

Sorry I haven't been able to get mine up yet! It should be up this weekend, though.

Valentine Ziegfried, You say this offer is free until the end of the month, how much would the offer actually cost though? Althior Emorith "I've got Z-mail!"

Aww! Does this mean you'll be inactive for a while, then? I'd hate to not hear from you in a while.

*gulp* Ooh! De'kra is like Professor X!

Woah, I signed that? When did that happen? And it's K-Nut, thank you very much!

It could be a message too.

Message: Watch your spelling in this RPG. EDIT: I see Skrall has already solved the problem, but how do you pickle a liver?

Look at the post above you. He sent it to the wrong person.

Uhmm, who's that?

I had a feeling Cronk would use that sword.

"Let the Crossbowmen retreat! Xander or Will, get one of you sorry butts over here! I need help! Same battle order!" Althior repeats his attack.

Because Harkenshire sounds better.

Alexis, I'll tell you once I get back. Ellaria? Pregnant? I'm pretty surprised about that. Of all the people to get pregnant, I tho-... I'm not gonna' finish that sentence. Uh oh, these elves are getting a bit impatient. I might need to go make a few grenade's after this battle... Althior.

Alexis, Mister Puke-Face? I'll tell Finnegan about the chicken, he'll have fun with that. Alf, I don't know much about him. I never saw Ellaria when she got back from Quest #12! How's she doing? I know Namyrra didn't want a Ruby, and Nur seems like he'd want one. That's a pretty nice team. I hope I get out of this Fort so I can get back to Heroica soon. Dinner once I get back? Althior.

Does it convert to flying mode? It's a great DeLorean, though. Great work!

Alexis, Hey! I kept tripping Crusader, not just people! It's Arthur, the guy with the big hat and Snake Staff, bot the bearded guy with the big hat. I did get a horse, I named her Lilian. I'd suggest Ruby, but if that's taken, go for the Aquamarine, then Sapphire, then finally Emerald if you must. Fire is one of the most powerful gems, but if you have other mages in your party, then they'll probably want it. Who's in your group? I never got to see the listings. Althior,

The use of those lightning pieces is pure genius.

Sadie, Of course! I have natural talents, such as psychology and riding a unicycle! Finnegan Alexis, I will, after I take out a few of these elves right now. Though they are trying to kill us, they respect our personal lives, allowing us to write these letters. It's going well, and I somehow got an apprentice out of it. It's a bit never racking defending a fortress in all honesty. I've gotten some spices blown up in my face, and a horse stuck in a wall! (Don't ask how, it's a long story,) Have you gotten any new gems on your quest yet? Althior

Sadie, Finnegan. Alexis, I'm sorry I sent so many notes, I just miss you so much! Quest, huh? How'd it go? I hope you killed a monster or two. My Quest is going well, though I may never use my Aquamarine again, and Finnegan made me drink Dragon's blood! Hey! You didn't have it labeled! It looked just like that Grand Tonic! The Dragon Blood was blue! Oh, I forgot you were colorblind. Hope to see you soon, Althior,

Leo, I've heard you've been hitting on a few of the female heroes here (don't ask me how I know, I just do ), and I'm here to tell you. If you lay one move on my Alexis, I will kill you. No joke, I shall send you to your grave. Think twice before doing that, will you? Have a good day! Althior Emorith. Alexis, I still love you! Tell me if that Leo fella' hits on you, we'll have a hell of a time after he does. Althior

Haldor, I guess I'll repay you by teaching you some spelling and grammar lessons, how does that sound? I actually have myself an apprentice now, so I have a lot to do back at the hall! Glad to hear you and Jess are alright. I look forward to seeing you again! Here's a small grenade I found for you to shove in the rebel's face. Oops! I dropped it in the river. Althior.

Especially if it's KDog.