Palathadric

For Pretzel it's 4 years without a win. He did get a Tasty Pretzel during the first Grogmas, but it ended up not giving me any positive effects. What luck!

Who the hell is "Palathadric"?

I don't think such an item would be allowed, but...

They supply us weapons? Or they supply Anwyl? We must all vote for them!

I don't know about Nute nothing, but if you create a Newt faction, DLL will certainly vote it. We want no part of this war. They trapped us into it!

Also, I've noticed that the Guid are not very popular in the poll. They must be a faction I missed seeing before.

Great to see all the familiar faces hair and helmets in the hall. Why is Finn's body so far from his head and so close to Snotra?

Watch the Nerwen/Namyrra combo. They're so freaking awesome that the rest of us are just picking up the loot they leave in their wake.

Yay! Always good to have returnees!

I think Dragmaul needs to be an appearance here.

Interesting idea about the sides. For Pretzel: Shadeaux>Hinckwell Bonaparte>Ji Pei Guild of Invision>Ziegfrieds. I don't have reputation with the Bonapartes though, but they're probably Pretzel's favourite house. Of course, Pretzel has Wolfgang reputation because of those bloody fools all of which are inactive presently. Are there other heroes who have participated in as many quests as Pretzel has and have as little reputation? King Guts for life!!!

Yeah, Zeph, I think that's right. Unless Sandy says otherwise now, I'm pretty sure Fragile only comes into affect after the SP is calculated. In general, though, I haven't actually seen many battles done wrong where it wasn't corrected, but then again, I don't follow the battles on every quest (or even my own) as closely as I used to because of time/Endgame battles.

That escalated quickly!

Wow! Do we have such short quests these days?

Just for the record, I'd be interested in a few of those "Vorpalis" artifacts, especially the Wings and Crown. You're playing with the big boys now.

Yep.

...And...uninstall Paint.net.

"Vikings! Sounds pagan to me. Are they anything like those devil-worshipping Nords?"

It's too difficult for your kind. You should have sold it to Pretzel when I made the offer. I'm still buying. I am the new authority on Dual-Strike Weapons, I think. What the... I hardly got to use my Dual Staff in your last quest because we were fighting blasted Angels the whole time. I thought the Diamond was the safe element!

Yeah, I'm waiting for a couple months until they've released all the most important patches they want to. Also, it's disturbingly hard to find legitimate software here, and also disturbingly hard to figure out whether one is running legitimate software or not. In other news, electricity is back to non-existent here, because our neighbour refused to pay his bill, so we're cut off. Anyway, if I disappear, know that I'm with you in my heart...or whatever.

Shucks! I heard returning to Windows 7/8.1 or whatever can be a painful process as well.

I prepare my pickaxe to break it open if need be.

I approach, assuming I'm allowed, and scan the chest for traps with my Magnifying Glass.

It's all fine.

In the dark of the underground, a note suddenly appears out of nowhere. Almost without thinking, I sign my name.