Andrew Laurent

Emphasis added.... glad you recognize the joking (the last few traitor hunts have shown that people don't always). I think a day 1 lynch is vital. We don't know if we have any night abilities to rely on and getting whatever we have organized will be harder with the PM restrictions. We need to discuss and vote and lynch so we as a group have information to make better lynches in future days. Sometimes "poke votes" can help get people active. We've got 2 people who haven't shown up yet. I shall start things off therefore with Vote: Michael Lavole I did a simple coin flip to choose between Michael and Joshua. At this point neither is being helpful. That may be just due to the weekend and the scurvy going around, but it may be because they're not wanting to go on record and get caught later in lies.

And here am I, looking for traitors, and others are getting drunk and riding animals like it's the festival. Bah, who am I kidding. That giraffe ride looks awesome. Can I have a turn?

Really, is that what we're supposed to do? Perhaps *you* are one of those Guards and trying to act townie? Hm? Ah, another traitor! Deserting your post to sneak booze? That is not how a soldier behaves. Already drunk on duty? Or another traitor? Obviously a traitor! Here at Fort Eldorado, we speak the Queen's English. Not that scummy French.

Fabien, you'd better be ready with that trumpet. We've got traitors to catch and we all need to be up and going in the morning!

And I am also here. New guy, reporting in for duty. The leaders here brought me in to help out after all that nonsense recently. I will do my very best to root out this Imperial Guard infiltration.