Trekkie99

I'd like to scan my card

"Aye!" Let's be on our way." I must say lassie, I can't decide whether you're a sociopath, or someone suffering from ASPD who listens to too many daily affirmations."

Steps into turbo lift "Bridge."

"Cause I'll get a scooby snack. Obviously."

"Aye lassie!" Vote to head to bridge "Or should we check storage? Can we split into two groups?"

"Anything else we want to check after we check the computers, compartment, and toxic vat before we head over to the front of the ship?"

"Oh yeah... Should probably do that first."

"Don't mind me lass." Reaches inside and feels around for dead bodies

"I don't get it either but I'm not gonna complain." Pops off lid "Ooh! Glowy!"

I'd like to check the command line terminal history for anything noteworthy after the computer's been logged onto "Wonder if the bloke was smart enough to use "history -c" lol."

"Ooh buttons!"

"Yes along with having my evil extracted from me and personified as a sweaty clone of myself who screams and does "impolite things" to put it mildly."

"There probably is lass. Let me hear it? I may not be a yellow shirted monkey, but I'll do me right best." "Engineering it is egh? Can someone cause a warp core breach and then drastically slow down time so I can make a smiley face in the smoke from the explosion?"

"But I wanted a party."

*Burp* "Where can we go next? Can I sit in the Cap's chair?"

I'd like to check for any dead frozen bodies in the walk in freezer, while keeping a foot in the door to make sure I don't get locked in and turned into that which I was searching for. Along with check to see what's in the freezer in general. Any mint chocolate chip ice cream? Dibs. Whole bucket. Don't even look at it it's all mine."

"Dibs on the cupcakes. Actually I just want the frosting the cake part's probably dry as hell."

Very nice!

"More like let's raid the kitchen aye mate?"

"We'll probably be passing a star which Ezra plans to implode to create a shockwave which will steer a mysterious space ribbon thingie, which takes you to happy land if it crashes into you, in the direction of a planet we'll be visiting as well so he can get off there and get back to his happy land."

"OI CAREFUL!!! Probably a gun under there! Why didn't I think to check there though? That was my joke and I just lost a possible opportunity to look cool. Sh*t."

"OI EZRA!!! WHERE ARE YA YA WANKER?! DERE"S BEEN A F*CKING MURDER!! BET YA CUT YER HANDS ON THE TEA POT DIDN"T YA MATE?"

"So what's this guy read? Manga?" I'd like to read out loud the names of the books, as well as any noteworthy titles downloaded on his e-reader

I'd like to open and check the contents of the travel bag "Someone check the two suitcases and under the lamp."

"Wat we got in dese cabinets ere aye mate?" I'd like to open the bathroom cabinet(s) and check the contents inside. I'd also like to quickly open the shower curtain and scream while making a scary face in a attempt to scare a possibly hiding Ezra lol