Tamamono

Oh me? Oh, you! I have given information that I didn't need to give to you and that information will help you win! You're going to repay me by lynching me!? Besides, there's no reason to draw this out any longer! If we just lynch Jennifer, we can all win!

Then let me live our of fairness! I have given you this information! You would have never found Jennifer if I hadn't given you this! Unvote me!

You're not a virgin! Who do you think you're fooling with this! You're the traitor - it's obvious! But yes, I'll shake your hand and say, "Good game, traitor. You almost got away with it."

No, they made it clear that their investigators can get you. But we can end this today if we lynch you now! No more virgins have to die if we lynch Jennifer! We can finish it now!

They aren't your cultist buddies because you didn't know you were the traitor! You voted them off thinking you were a nice little virgin, but then my becoming the High Priest proved you wrong! I hope you're happy with all the work I've done for the town today - there's no way you can win now. Even if we can't lynch you today, they're going to find you out tonight, and then you'll be done for tomorrow. You're welcome.

Oh har de har, aren't you hilarious, traitor? You're no longer a virgin, and you know it. You're sitting there giggling to yourself because your plan is going well. Everyone's lynching the person who finally got it right! No, me being the hypothetical thinker I am asked the hosts right after I got my role what should happen if I become independent while my team is still alive. They said that I would stay in the writeboard with the team as an honorary cultist until all the cultists (except the traitor) were dead or we had reached our win condition of 9 virgins. They also said that it would be bad form for me to reveal my entire team to the townies.

No, but because that is physically impossible. This role is far fetched but not impossible! I'M NOT A CULTIST ANYMORE! How many times do I have to say that before you finally understand it!?

You won't lose the game by lynching a virgin! How many times do I need to say it!? JEN NEEDS NINE VIRGINS! 6 + 1 = 7, not 9. And I'm not a cultist! Your lynching me is just bringing Jennifer closer to her evil victory! Yes, but I would have stayed with my team in the writeboard if there were still other cultists. The reason God didn't put you the traitor in touch with me is because there were no more cultists for him/her to meet up with! I've talked with God, and they say that the traitor would have become a full cultist if he/she was the last cultist anyway. Besides, they put me on the honor code and said that it would be bad sportsmanship to give away teammates (unless they were dead, and they are). Hugh's right. I could make up a bomb story (with lots of help from Nicholas ), but this kind of thing is just insane. There's no way I would make something like this up if I were still scum. If I was, then I would have thrown in the towel hours ago!

But we can end this TODAY! If we really try hard, we can get Jennifer (or whoever the traitor is) and end this! If you lynch me, another will die! You're just prolonging this unnecessarily! And she conveniently shows up as soon as she is accused. Hm... Remember, IMHOTEP needs 3 more virgins to win. Still, we should be careful with our lynch today.

If you're really thankful for the info, then unvote me! I'm not doing any harm now! Leaving me around does not hurt you in the least! If you vote for Jennifer (or whoever the traitor is) and he/she gets lynched, this whole thing will be over! You are making it so that another virgin will have to die before you win! Oh, believe me. You'll feel bad about it. It's no longer a team win for me, Will! This isn't just a 'townie making a sacrifice', this is an independent going out of her way to help the town so that they will let her live. Thank you, Hugh. It's getting right down to it, but we still have a few ours left to change things. Out of all the virgins, I still think Jennifer is the traitor. She has kept her head down and flown under the radar today, and that's exactly what the traitor would want to do in order to get time to kill three more virgins.

Sure, I've killed plenty of your people before. But I'm different now, and I can't kill anymore! I am not a cultist! Unvote me! It's not a creative attempt to save myself - it's the truth! You'll see in the morning just how right I am, and you'll look back and feel bad that you repayed me for giving you this information by lynching me! Unvote me now and that doesn't have to happen! Let me live! I can be a great help to you!

I am NOT scum! I'm not asking you to kill another virgin, I'm asking you to unvote me and let the day end without a conviction. It is unjust for you to be letting me die after all I've done for you today!

It's convincing because it's true! If you really appreciate what I've done, then UNVOTE ME! The only way for you to show your appreciation for all I've done for you people is to unvote me! Okay, I take it back, you will be able to catch the traitor without me. But I couldn't care less, because I just need to survive to win! The townies, the cultists, I don't care at this point! JUST LET ME LIVE! If you have any mercy left to give, then give it to me! I have given you SO MUCH information, and you are repaying me with death!? Not much of a trade-off, if I do say so myself! This is why I didn't want to share my info with you! I should have known that y'all would kill me off like this even though I've been incredibly helpful today! Out of the goodness of your hearts, UNVOTE ME!

I'm not giving you any info because I need to give you a reason not to lynch me! Didn't I make it clear that I need to survive to win? I'm not doing any harm here (anymore ), in fact, I think I can be a big help to you. Okay, let's say Jennifer kills a virgin. That will leave three suspects left and hopefully you'll be able to see the truth in my words then. Maybe you'll guess right, maybe you won't. If one virgin dies tonight and then you guess wrong tomorrow, then all the traitor needs to do is kill one more virgin to win. By then you'll be wishin' that you hadn't gotten rid of old Sheila Suxsumb! With my action, I will check out one of the virgins tonight. Another virgin will die. Good and Hard can check out another. That will give us our traitor! Killing me is just asking for trouble! And even if you really can catch the traitor without me, have a little mercy! I'm just an independent who needs to survive to win. I'm not going to be causing you harm anymore! You're all killing me without remorse even though my story is true! You just want to get me out of the way just to be sure, right? Well, I have given you important information here today, and without that, you wouldn't have had a chance against the traitor! Do you think it's fair to be killing me for helping you? I certainly don't think it's fair! Oh, please. I'm no fool; I know when to quit, and if I was scum, I would have thrown in the towel hours ago. The reason I'm still fighting tooth and nail is because you need to know the truth and understand it, and because I need to survive to win! I am so close to surviving this time - all we need to do is kill that one traitor and it's over! I knew you wouldn't believe my story even though it's true. Why would I try to pull it to 'save myself' if I knew it wouldn't work? If I was scum, I would have commended you for your sharpness and gone off to have a nice day to myself before my death. But I am NOT scum anymore! I will not let you unfairly get rid of me like this! You are wrong Willliam. I am not the last scum - in fact, I am not scum anymore. You will see that tomorrow, and you will regret killing me!

Watch the whole episode, K-Nut! You'll enjoy it, I promise. I'll call you K-nut if you do!

We protected Betty that night. Nicholas was our Devotee, a protector role. Mehmet made the mistake of informing Nicholas that he had planned to have you whack Betty with your shovel, and we wanted her to at least waste another game Day if she needed to die, so we protected her. It worked pretty well, if I do say so myself.

Oh, do camels have hooves? How silly of me to forget that. It won't do you any good. Jennifer has been around the block and back when it comes to situations like these. She's a smart girl. She'll predict your choice and you'll find one dead virgin tomorrow morning while she giggles to herself as you all look with bewilderment at the statue's eyes flashing gray for me. What's this supposed to mean? Like I said, the cult needs 9 virgins to win. One more is seven. Even if we mislynch today it will only be eight. Do the math! You can wear hats, so you can do math!

Touche. Stop twisting my words! I said that if the traitor was informed of his/her role at the beginning of the ordeal, then he/she would have had to make something up to look town for Mehmet. I suppose maybe you should. Avenge Percy, Fitzdef, Penny, Mehmet, and Ophelia! How poetic. However, harboring grudges and the like in situations like these is like shooting yourself in the foot. You're wasting a day with me, you know. When you wake up in the morning, Jen will have killed another virgin, and she'll be that much closer to winning. Will it be Hugh? Or William? Or maybe Gordon this time? You've got yourself a 33.3% chance of choosing the right one, Papa! Good luck tonight. You're going to need it! And no, there's no way Ishaq is the traitor, silly! He's proven himself by killing people with a shovel. The traitor can't do that. Maybe Ishaq's the serial killer. Yeah, I think that's what it is. I can't see the townies having a vig and all the other actions they have. I suppose I'm the 'cultist who cried wolf' here, aren't I? Well, that's too bad. The sooner you see the truth in my words the closer you'll be to winning, but I guess you'll just have to wing it on your own then. I still have LOTS of useful intel that could pretty much guarantee the death of the traitor. Don't tell me you're willing to make a gamble like this? You're wasting your time and endangering your virgins by not going after the traitor today! Mark my words, you'll be sorry if you lynch me!

Oh yes, that's right. Poor Ahmed, wasn't it? Why did you kill him anyway? Okay (not ok-ey) dokey lokey. With our investigative action in the High Priest role, we were able to find out that Good and Hard and Big Butthole are not the traitor. Betty also had a role that could see if other people had active night actions (reporter?) that we used on Ahmed on Night 1. He had an active action, so we were sure he wasn't the traitor. Doesn't do us much good now though, because of Ishaq's itchy trigger finger. Okay, thank you! That proves Aloysius as well. We're narrowing this down by the minute. Oh, duh. Sorry, I spoke a bit too fast and forgot to explain. The snakecharmer releases Nancy on one player and that player will be paralyzed by Nancy's venom. It's the blocker. I know, I know. However, it can't be someone with an active action, and that leaves the virgins. Okay then, I'll tell you. It's not like I have anything left to lose... We needed to sacrifice 9 virgins to win, because it is said that 9 is the sacred number of IMHOTEP. Unfortunately, we only got 5. The traitor killed Mellifluous with my syringe last night, so now he/she's up to 6/9. There are four 'virgins' left. I really think that one of them is the traitor. That leaves three virgins, which is the number that the traitor now needs to win.

Sorry, I didn't explain properly. I asked God, and they said that I would become independent if I became the High Priest. If there were still four cultists left including me, then I would become independent but would still work with them because I can survive with either side now. If the traitor had accidentally been killed or lynched at some point, and then the High Priest died leaving me to his role, then the game would end and the townies and I would win. The reason why the traitor has inherited my syringe and my Herbalist action is because he/she is the last cultist left. I am not the last cultist. I am independent. Basically, my role was to steal the High Priest role, and that's what I've done. I assure you that's not what's going on here. I am telling the truth this time, because none of you seem to have any qualms about killing me. And just like I thought, nobody believes me. There's a reason why I kept claiming bomb, you know. If I wasn't the High Priest, then I would ask you to block me to prevent me from killing anyone tonight if I really am a cultist to prove to you all that I no longer have the syringe and the killing action. However, I am the High Priest, so any actions that target me will automatically be 'unsuccessful'. I don't know who we should vote out if not me. I know for a fact that the traitor action is not coupled with an active action (until now), so all proven nocturnal skillers are actually innocent. We were also able to confirm two people using our High Priest investigative action before Mustafa died. Would you like me to reveal who they are? The worst part is, the traitor wasn't scum until last night, so analyzing behavioral patterns and investigation results from earlier days won't do us any good. I think the most likely person for the traitor to be is either Aloysius (aka. Papa Smurf), Gordon (a 'virgin'), William (another 'virgin'. I don't want to think it's you, but it's definitely possible) or Jennifer (a 'virgin'). If the traitor was informed of his/her traitorous role, then I think Aloysius is likely to be the traitor. He claimed protector, but hasn't really proven himself as much of a protector thus far. If the traitor was not informed of his/her action, then I think either Gordon or Jennifer is the traitor. What I'm saying is that most of your efforts to clear people are useless. People with night actions like Toulouse (Inspector Gadget - the tracker) and Ishaq (Batman - the vig) are verifiable. So we know they're not the traitor. Oh, and before you call me scum for revealing this much info, it doesn't really matter. Anyone could figure out what everyone is just with a little common sense. Plus, the traitor doesn't have the Snakecharmer action. (Yes, Melaena was telling the truth about Nancy the snake. ) Of course it's far fetched, Bluto. This is why I didn't want to tell you! I didn't think you'd believe me, and I was right about that! Jennifer's looking mighty happy to get me out of here. Maybe she doesn't want me to spill all the info I have? I wonder why that could be? Maybe because she doesn't want me to reveal how many more virgins she has to kill? Vote: Jennifer Taylor (Sandy) Jennifer, you are the most likely person to be the traitor. I know you were cherrinated and confirmed as a virgin, but I firmly believe that the traitor started as a virgin and is no longer one. I don't think it's Gordon because I don't think he would have engaged in an argument with me the way he did if his alignment had suddenly changed. He would have wanted to keep his head down and kill as many virgins as possible as quickly as possible, like Jen here is doing. How was I supposed to know that you wouldn't turn around and stab me in the back!? I'm perfectly willing to share my info, but I'm not going to do it unless there's something in it for me! I need to survive to win, Hugh! If I tell you how many more virgins the cult needs to win, will you unvote me?

I didn't tell you all the truth about my role earlier because I didn't think you would believe me, even though it's true. I thought maybe the bomb role would scare you all out of voting for me, but unfortunately, it didn't quite work out like that. Yeah, I know, it sounds pretty bad. Not only is it far-fetched, but I've also admitted to lying about my role. There are some independents you want and some independents you don't want. I figured I'd be among the crowd of independents that you would want to get rid of, and that's why I'm being so tight-lipped with my info. I think it's very likely that the traitor came up as town to investigation, and that he/she was town until last night. It will take you a pretty long time to get everyone else cleared, and the cult is actually pretty close to a win. I'm willing to cooperate with the town, and with my help, I think we can catch the traitor and win. Who knows? Even without me, maybe you will be able to catch the traitor. I think I can be of a lot of help though, so it's definitely worthwhile for you all to leave me around.