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Matthias repeats. Matthias should have done 98 damage to each... 9*2=18+21+10=49*2=98.

Well rats, I come here to yell "First Post!" and instead there's some idiot going on and on about donuts.

Eric?! Did you hear that! That woman's supposed to be good at hair! Get yourself a better to-do like, pronto! Otherwise we'll never be able to draw in all these people to our lovely, high-class restaurant!

Eric, honey, you really must do something with your hair. How will anyone realize you're such a suave and debonair restaurateur if you look so boring! Oh, are we on camera already? Umm, I just wanna say that it's like, so wonderful to be here and everything, and it's like super sad about those people who got killed and that bad man who got away and everything!

Matthias attacks Zombie B with the Fireball Extraordinaire from the back row.

Matthias munches his drumstick and follows Alderflask.

The gnome nods to Alderflask and shimmers briefly as he pours ether into his wounds. Feeling better, he hungrily eyes the loot, but says nothing, waiting to see what the others desire. He gives Emorith a strange look, as the man pulls out two big potions for himself even though he has no visible wounds.

Matthias wonders how such a gaggle of farm animals has managed to frighten a giant ogre and the powerful-looking wench, but in the heat of battle those thoughts pass him by and he repeats with another swing of the Scepter.

Matthias repeats.

Wait, what? How were they not at full health if Matthias rolled Roots of Life during the last round of our last battle? Did I miss something? Matthias decides to try out his borrowed Scepter of Divine Affinity and repeats, wondering where all his ether has disappeared to. > Matthias: Scepter vs. Scarecrow A

"My mother used to make it once a year, but doesn't that need four-and-twenty?" Matthias reminisces briefly. The gnome levels his Peashooter at Scarecrow A and fires. > Matthias: Peashooter vs. Scarecrow A Matthias should be level 20.66 I think (gains double experience). And is Matthias still Hexed?

Finally got a chance to read #130... that quest is so awesome! I need to get Matthias on a Sandy quest ASAP. Also, in ten years when I get to a second character, Rhinotaur it is.

Aww yiss, more Mafia! Aww yiss... Aww yiss... except for 14-17 May - if the game is going during that time I will be completely absent. Aww yiss... breadcrumbs! "Definitely," he said defiantly. Aww no... Aww yiss... Aww yiss, I promiss.

Meh, just take the Grey Foxer route and make one up!

It's a pity, truly. :shudder:

Should have gone on a Lind Whisperer quest, I hear the loot is way above the level. NOT THE COMIC SANS!!!!!

No way - the whole point of being an aristocrat is that you might have had money once, and everyone treats you like you still do, but who knows, you're probably way in debt.

Matthias mentally pats himself on the back for getting the healing spell in with perfect timing, and downs a tonic. That spell didn't used to seem so draining, he thinks, ready to follow the Party Leader wherever she leads them next. "I'll never say no to a nostrum," Matthias remarks, trying not to seem too interested as Emorith declines the loot.

Why's it always gotta be a gnome? Stereotypes can be so hurtful! See, the gnome finally gets a little recognition!

No biggie, Matthias couldn't attack a pretty widdle puddy cat anyway, he was just wanting to tickle the wickle kitty. Beginning to feel frustration build, Matthias cast aside the Extraordinaire, deciding to try his Pongcanis Crossbow instead, and repeats.

I love that Flipz immediately thought that was about him.

Matthias grits his teeth in frustration as Emorith draws an attack which hurts the entire party, right after he's cast Roots of Life. He nods briefly in Skrall's direction, intending to acknowledge the latter's praise, but the distraction leaves him open to a swipe on the nose from a grinning cat. "Ouch!" the gnome yelps, and repeats. Sorry all, spent a good portion of my evening yesterday at the hospital assisting a foreign coworker who took a bad spill and broke both wrists. Should be smooth sailing for me the next couple of weeks. And if auto-roll is a possibility, I say let's make it a reality. Also, I believe Matthias should be down to 18/20 Ether?

Matthias fires at Cat B from the back row.

In #122, I was really hoping that Invader Kaz was a representative of the Lollipop Guild....