Norrington

The thing is, I don't like pepsi... *Dah, danunuh, DAH!*

Ah, well this is getting pretty off-topic. First it was about ice-cubes, then fornication in Australlia, and now we're talking about Pepsi and Dr.Pepper! What I learned from this is: I'm never, ever, going to Aussie Land. :-P

Hmm... Maybe...

I can't decide. Can we have a "They both have their charms" choice?

Well, it is free... :-P Um, about you "Loving me"... That qaulifies as Sexual Harrasment, am I am filing a class action lawsuit. X-D He was refering to the set as LEGO, not LEGO sets, so LEGO(set)s. No, because I am amused by it too! Escpecially filling them with Root Beer and sucking on the Root Beer ice cubes... YUM *sweet*

Family Guy's jokes about Sex Ed. "Without Sex-ed., kids could end up confused, like Micheal Jackson," *MJ on a Frosted cereal commercial*"The kid in me likes the frosted side, and the Adult in me likes the kid in me." "Did you know that Chris' school dosn't have Sex Ed.?" "Eh, let 'em figure it out the way I did: with a can of Crisco and shot-glass."- Lois and Peter "If you have sex, your immediatly in Al Quida." "OMG! I'm a terrorist!" "Sex turns straights into gays, and gays into Mexicans. See, everyone goes down a notch"- From the Preist they bring to school for Sex Ed.

No, not really, but it sounds like oo7 and Martin Stauder are losing sleep over it.

Now for the ULTIMATE TORTURE! *Throws a copy of "Disney's Greatest Vol.2" to Paterson* Play track 12! Close the audio receptors of your helmets! "It's a Small World after all, It's a Small World after all, It's a Small, Small, World! It's a world of laughter and a world of tears..." *TK's ears start to bleed* :-P

I'd say we're real. But of course, everyone has their own interpritation.

Don't talk to Lord *vader* like that you scum! *Fires at DeVill*

OOOFF! That's it! *Takes shot at TK's hands*

Hooray! But killing him while he's chokng dosn't seem very sporting, I say we kill him while he's tie up. :-P *Dropship lands* *Stauder, Norrington (3rd Person ON!), Case Windu, and CW's sqaud get and run to TK*

Hooray! I helped someone!

No I don't have it bookmarked.

I saw that. The way you do it is this: You put a bit of Kleenex in the joint of the arm, and it will fill up the extra space that causes the wobbliness and make them posable.

Perhaps you need relationship counciling? Yoda, what is your response to Snefroe about this accusation about your relationship? X-D

Sounds good! Got any '3's Stauder?

Thanks you guys! Maybe I'll make some more.

Here are lyrics for some of the best Weird Al Yankovic song in my opinion: Waesel Stomping Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day All the little girls and boys Love that wonderful crunching noise You'll know what this day's about When you stomp a weasel's guts right out So, come along and have a laugh Snap their weasely spines in half Grap your boots and stomp your cares away Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day [sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects] People love them down the street Crushing weasels beneath their feet Why we do it, who can say? But it's such a festive holiday So let the stomping fun begin Bash their weasely skulls right in It's tradition, that makes it okay Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day Weasel Stomping Day Hey! Canadian Idiot- sung to "Don't want to be an American Idiot" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packin' heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny? Their stupid Monopoly money Can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export They treat curling just like it's a real sport They think their silly accent is so cute Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot Sure they got their national health care Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air Then again well they got Celine Dion Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni And dream of drivin' a Zamboni All over Saskatchewan Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius See the map, they're hoverin' right over us Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous Always hear the same kind of story Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry" Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin' So quick, before they see it comin' Time for a pre-emptive strike! Amish Paradise- sung to "Ganster's Paradise" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699 We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise I churned butter once or twice Livin' in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Livin' in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living' in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired Theres no phones, no lights, no motor cars Not a single luxury Like Robinson Coruso, it's as primitive as can be We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise Were just plain and simple guys Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Livin' in an Amish paradise We don't fight we all play nice Livin' in an Amish paradise Hichin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an udder Think your really righteous, think your pure at heart? Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy, the little omlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the after life So don't be vain, and don't be whiney Or else my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Menonites Livin' in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Livin' in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Livin' in an Amish paradise I'll sue ya! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink 'Cause I called them up N' they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap And brrr, it was cold! I sued Toys'R'Us 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball And nearly choked to death Ugh, I sued PetCo 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter And now I got bad breath! I sued Coca-Cola, yo 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle And it got stuck! I sued Delta Airlines 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey I went there, and it sucked! Yeah!!! If you stand me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late I'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you! Ugh!! I sued Duracell They never told me not to shove that double-A Right up my nose I sued Home Depot 'Cause they sold me a hammer Which they knew I might drop on my toes I sued Dell Computers 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop Now it doesn't work I sued Fruit of the Loom 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head I look like a jerk I sued Verizon 'Cause I get all depressed Any time my cell phone is roaming I sued Colorado 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much Like Wyoming I sued Neiman Marcus 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations Way out of season I sued Ben Affleck ... Aw, do I even need a reason? Ugh! If I sprain my ankle While I'm robbing your place If I hurt my knuckles When I punch you in the face I'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue Yes, I'm gonna sue Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money I'll sue ya! If you even look at me funny I'll sue ya! Ha-ha ha ha-haa I'll sue ya! What'chall think of that? I'll sue ya! Ha-ha ha ha-haa Boo ya! I'll sue ya! Ugh! Ebay- sung to "I want it my way" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay I'll buy ... your knick-knack Just check ... my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got Paypal or Visa, what erev'll please As long as I've got the dough I'll buy ... your tchotchkes Sell me ... your watch, please I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) I'm highest bidder now (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) (Found it on eBay) Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away) (I'll buy on eBay) What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y Ode to a Superhero- sung to "The Piano Man" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls And he's swingin' all over town La li la, li de da La la, li le la da dum Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man Sling us a web tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now And there's evil doers to fight Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his Who horns in on Mary Jane But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys Who can kiss upside down in the rain "With great power comes great responsibility" That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line Again and again and again Oh, la la la, di de da La la, di di da da dom Now Norman's a billionare scientist Who never had time for his son But then something went screwy and before you knew he Was trying to kill everyone And he's ridin' around on that glider thing And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask But he's scarier without it on Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man Sling us a web tonight 'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now But where'd you come up with those tights? It's a pretty sad day at the funeral Norman Osborn has bitten the dust And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust Oh, and M.J. is all how for Peter now Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try Again when the sequal comes 'round Oh, la la la, di de da La la, di di da da dum Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man Sling us a web tonight 'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now And we think that you'll do all right

A picture of myself as a fleshie and wearing my more usual rugby shirt and (only during winter) school-colors scarf.

Hmm... Now it will be much easier for my assasins to track you down :-P

\ Here is Bella, a Maltese/Pomeranian (sp?) mix, I also have a Corinthian Hound named Olympia and Golden Retriver named Heidi

Sorry to bump this post, but I've had a large amount of free time, and I'd be willing to learn something new. I volunteer to design the galleries.

A baguette? Woah, woah, woah, woah woah woah, woah, *Hinckley begins to talk* Woah! *He begins to talk again* WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! :-P But seriously, I wish I could enter. *sad* I just can't build very car good... :-P

Can we all just *sing* SHUT UP! Not to be mean, but this off-topicness is kinda' getting on my nerves. Fun is fun and good, but this is just spam. Let's stop... *turns on stopwatch* NOW!