I do all of the above My nephew loves to play with Lego. I am 39 and have a 10 year old nephew he thinks that I am the coolest uncle. I also have a bricklink store and he thinks that is so cool. O yea my cats love to play with the Lego also. I saw one of my cats running around with legs sticking out of her mouth. I thought I was gonna die laughing.
Dwarf: How much for the leg stretch service. I have this trumpet.
Troll: OK just yell when you think they are long enough.
Or
Troll: This parade gets smaller and smaller every year.
Dwarf: Hey, I resemble that remark.