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Hi, I am Captain Cookie and this is my Pirate Training Program.

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Straight on to our first lesson: 1) The Pirate Ship

Every pirate needs a ship. But this must be well chosen.

Otherwise you may end up with something too small:

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... or too big

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You should aim for something in the „just right“ category:

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Now that we have covered this, you are ready for your second lesson:  2) The Crew:

A ship can have a crew that is too small for its size:

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...or too large

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... or you might just end up with the wrong crew

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Actually, 8-10 skilled sailors should do for a ship of this size.

That's it for now.

Please come back next time for lesson 3. And don't forget your homework: Arrr!

:pir-sweet:

 

Next Lesson

 

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9 hours ago, Captain Dee said:

Ah, you're back! With another (Toy) Story! :excited:

Nice ship/brig. The tan plates as sails look better than white. And the pic with "too large" of a crew looks about right to me. :grin:

Not quite a story, but I am back :pir-grin:

The "training ship" has been built using only regular techniques.

9 hours ago, TeriXeri said:

Love how the "Pirate" from the 3-in-1 tree house treasure set is part of the "too small" crew :thumbup:

Well spotted!

5 hours ago, dr_spock said:

Good one, Captain B.  :pir_laugh2:

Blimey, there's homework?  :pir-oh3:

 

I was trying to link to one old entry (I believe it was from you) where pirates are being taught how to say "Arrrr" - but I could not find it...

5 hours ago, Kai NRG said:

The large crew made me chuckle.  Looking forward to the next lesson! :pir-grin:

Thanks, So we already have different opinions about the "large crew".

When you think about how many sailors actually served on those ships, the "large crew" might be closer to reality. But where do they sleep?

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18 hours ago, TeriXeri said:

Love how the "Pirate" from the 3-in-1 tree house treasure set is part of the "too small" crew :thumbup:

this was indeed a great find haha

Very amusing build and story @Captain Braunsfeld ! Always tremendously enjoy your building style and looks of the pics. The Toy Story crew gave me a good laugh!

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Just now, Fraunces said:

this was indeed a great find haha

Very amusing build and story @Captain Braunsfeld ! Always tremendously enjoy your building style and looks of the pics. The Toy Story crew gave me a good laugh!

Thanks. My wife said that the Toy Story crew was the right crew!  :laugh:

39 minutes ago, dr_spock said:

Yes, perfect, that was it. I'm quoting you now:

Speak Like A Pirate Day

This is the homework!

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Captain Nordau is paying close attention here... I think he missed the point about not making your ship too big though :pir-grin: ...

And I know everybody else has already said it, but I totally love that too large crew pic as well! :grin: :rofl:

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On 2/23/2020 at 6:11 PM, Professor Thaum said:

Yeah ! This is excellent !

Great idea !!!

What's next !!! Can't wait !

 

Thanks. Let's see what Captain Cookie has in store for us.

On 2/24/2020 at 5:29 AM, Capt Wolf said:

Classic! I love it, especially the ship with too large a crew. :thumbup:

I can't wait for the next lessons!

:pir-sweet:

17 hours ago, Garmadon said:

Captain Nordau is paying close attention here... I think he missed the point about not making your ship too big though :pir-grin: ...

And I know everybody else has already said it, but I totally love that too large crew pic as well! :grin: :rofl:

Well, the "Cookie's Delight" has apparently something like 20 cannons and some carronades ... and just a crew of 5-6 (plus monkey). That's a good crew for a raft but not for a large ship.

 

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On 2/23/2020 at 11:08 AM, Captain Braunsfeld said:

 

Yes, perfect, that was it. I'm quoting you now:

<snip>

This is the homework!

Will there be a lesson on pirating images off the Internet?  :pir_laugh2:

 

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