pombe Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 (edited) Location: F09 - Arium Minor Tags: Mahtog... ...a sin city of perpetual night. Also of drugs, gambling, prostitution, and gangs. A wretched hive? Maybes. But I calls it home. The name's Joey. Joey Lucchese. And I'm an enforcer for Don Maggiano. Ever since those Octan clowns muscled in on our turf, business has been hurting. They've forced us underground to live like rats inside mountains to stay low, and now they're helping out those Merchant Confeds by offering protection. Well, the Don had to send a message. Lucky our goodfellas found somethings at an Octan facility; one that they destroyed on purpose (http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=116109). And with it we was gonna serve up Octan some payback. The only problem was that we was taking too long for our payback, and the Don was sending me and my boys, Bugsy and Mugsy, to speed it along. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ GET OUT OF MY LAB!!! Er...um...youse is taking too long for the Don... This is scientific research, you dumbfart! We can't be sure of anything without properly designing the experiments and doing the proper statistics! Do the words "controls" and "p-values" mean anything to you? Of course not, because you and your goons went to school in a sewer and were taught by diarrhea nuggets! Um...wes ain't gonna take that... You will take what I give you, which is nothing! Take your urine sucking proboscises and get out! Er...then wes is gonna take your assistant. Your last one is currently sleeping with the fishes. WHY DO YOU THINK MY RESEARCH HAS SLOWED DOWN, YOU FART FACED MORON?!?! IT'S BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY LAST ASSISTANT!!! Well, this one is gonna be sleeping with the fishes, too then. It's a good thing I hired one that can breath underwater then! Youse think you're a wiseguy? This guy thinks he's a wiseguy. Wiser than you, you testicle vomiter! Get out before I tell Don Maggiano that it was YOUR fault that my research has fallen behind! And what are you going to do with that baseball bat, moron?! You break anything, I'll tell the Don how you slowed me down even further! GET OUT! NOW! Er...then we'll bes leaving now. Youse better remembers why we were here. Because you are the progeny of stupidity and idiocy? GET OUT! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Youse sure showed him, boss! That's right, Mugsy. No ones messes with Don Maggiano. I'm Bugsy, boss. I'm Mugsy. Youse guys think you're wiseguys, huh? Additional pics under the spoiler tag, and comments and criticisms are all welcome! Edited November 16, 2015 by pombe Quote
mediumsnowman Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 Lovely build! The fly scientist has some great dialogue. It would have been great if Pombe and company had been hanging out in the outpost on the other side of the mountain; maybe discussing the sensors picking up the construction of the Zoid casino? Quote
EpsilonEta Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 Cool micro city and good to see that a story from you, even without Pombe, is still hilarious (but not so insane) I also like that you used different photos for Bugsy and Mugsy Quote
goatman461 Posted November 16, 2015 Posted November 16, 2015 great micro city, and the lab looks like it could be a section of one of Big Sal's best mocs, excellent work. Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted November 20, 2015 Posted November 20, 2015 The judges awarded you 4 points. Quote
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