Chillax Darth Frodo

All I said is he was there when I was. If you're telling the truth, you'd like to know why I was offered the question and you weren't right? Maybe Peter solved it after you, before me, but chose first out of the three of us. When did you solve it? Less than seven minutes after it was posted? I've asked that twice already, please check the time stamps and answer. Again, what good did bulletproof Colon do for the Town? And what exactly are you suggesting I've done? Chose the Helmet but am saying I chose the Crystal Ball and letting people conclude that I watched Patricia...because that would benefit Scum how, exactly? When you're Scum, you can't see from Town perspective and all you're seeing is a Townie "lying" trying to get me policy lynched for Lynch All Liars. I purposely told not one lie when trying to draw the Scum out just so the Town wouldn't have to waste a policy lynch on Townie me. So please, do explain, how in your theory of me lying, the Scum would benefit so greatly.

I answered 7 minutes after the riddle was posted which was about two seconds after I read it. I was accused by God of looking it up which is insulting since I believe it's a pretty easy riddle but also the same one I used in The Forest II. I assume I was first since God accused me if looking it up. That does give Peter plenty of time to get that helmet. Did you solve it in between the posting and the time I sent in my answer? I had the option of the question, I chose the crystal ball. I chose to try and draw Scum out or at least make them nervous or target me with what I received. All of that is true. Everything I've said is true. We cross posted. Did you solve it in the first seven minutes? If not, we'll take it up with God later. Maybe God didn't offer you the question at first because you're Scum and already know enough. Then when your choice was gone, God decided to give Scummy you the option. How would you bulletproof benefit the Town, Colon?

The question is tricky because if you're too specific he won't answer. In past situations I've chosen the question and been successful but in this case I chose a gift because I just didn't have the time to be clever. Wrong. So, where's the real crystal ball owner then? I'm sure they'll call me out for this supposed lie. The only other person who was even around when the riddle was posted was Peter. It is, of course, possible that his account was idle and he didn't read it until later but he and I were the only ones here when the riddle was first posted.

No, I saw the option to ask a question. I never tried to confirm that it was an option for him, only that I know that it was one of the options the Dirty Hippie gave. So again, you've selected the double vote? The secret second vote? I didn't see the crystal ball as only telling me the role, I will have to go back and look. Trust me, I talked with God about the true worth of the Crystal Ball, especially since its use has been repeatedly clarified since I chose it. When I chose the Crystal Ball, I decided on it because I wanted to attempt to get info not just protect myself from being killed. Again, I thought I was the only one being given the four options and nobody else would have such an offer. Not so, clearly, but I didn't know that then. Had I known Scummy you would've chosen the secret second vote I would've taken that to keep it out of Scum hands. So, what exactly are you saying at this point? I'm a Scummy liar? Is that what you're saying, Colon. Come on, be clear. So, you are accusing me now of taking what? I guessed first, that I know. I chose the gift several hours later. Oh God, it does say the roles and not the players. How worthless is that? Stupid God... I'm clearly reading too fast anyway. I've been very busy...being old. It does, however, clearly state, that anyone can choose to ask a question instead of taking a gift, so it doesn't matter the order or gift-taking, the question was always an option. So, I can confirm that it was an option for Terrence. When can we vote? I know where mine is going...

For the record, Colon, had I realized that I wasn't guaranteed first choice, or the fact that every gift would be given away including the question, I would've taken the double vote to keep it out of Scum hands. I take it that it was you chose. You have the double vote, am I correct? Also, if anyone else got the riddle right, was there more than one question allowed? Anyone else have questions that were answered they'd like to share? megablocking seriously, anybody? Come on, let's go here. We need a proactive Town already. Point out one lie I told. I very carefully did not lie at all. I already said it was a shot in the dark but at least I was attempting something. Again, you're attacking me for a bad strategy. Nothing about what I did was Scummy. If someone took the wrong intention from what I said, that's on them. I had a plan with what to do with what I was given and I ran with it the whole time. Again, I was expecting a real result earlier and God confused day from night. You attacking me over this only proves that you're Scum. Just like Rolfe voting for Jamie, you don't like the strategy but your argument against it assumes I'm Town since you already know I am. What Scum reason would I have to lead people on that I watched Patricia? And of course I thought of all the things you mentioned, but I didn't see the harm in trying. Also, I thought I would have the only choice from the Dirty Hippie's list as I've already stated. So, I didn't think that if Scum guessed it they would get the same message from the Dirty Hippie. Clearly you did.

Dexter and Candy, you just read all that and had no comment? Just flittered off to the writeboard to discuss?

I'm happy to explain. The reason the gift wouldn't watch Patricia is because you're so stuck in the Scum mindset you can't look at what I've said and see that I've never actually claimed that I used it to watch Patricia. If you were Town you would see that, if my statements are purposely vague, that I'm simply trying to somehow get some information about who killed Patricia. But, you couldn't see that because you're Scum. We don't have many tools at our disposal, so I was trying something no matter how much of a long shot it was to get someone who targeted Patricia to slip up, but all you saw was someone you could turn the lynch on. Another easy Town lynch for the Scum. Congratulations, Scummy, you've outed yourself again. If you were Town and knew what the Crystal Ball did and looked carefully and how I worded it, you would easily be able to figure out exactly what I was doing and not throw a wrench in it, by calling me out for "lying" which I never did. For those of you who may be confused, I was given a crystal ball that I could not choose the target despite me alluding to the fact that I might be able to. I said I could watch someone. I could only watch myself. Well, I'm someone, so there. Unfortunately, God mis-worded the whole thing because apparently he's confused by days vs. nights in this game as well and I won't have my results until the end of the next day. Thanks, Colon. Calling me out on that will most likely get me killed if anyone targeted me. You're a real genius. I know you are not dumb, so you are clearly Scum and I will vote for you again today. If you're not Scum, then you're just incredibly off your game and I find that annoying but still truly love you as my friend. But, in the meantime, die Scum pig. Oink oink and die.

So, you're calling me a liar? OK, which one was taken first? Keep in mind I said I was the first to answer. I took my time deciding what gift to take. If every gift was given out then that's a little cooky.

I have not lied about the gift I was given.

I got my invention the same way. I was first to answer the riddle. I confirm that what Terrence said about the offer from the Dirty Hippie is 100% true. My top suspicions: 1. Priscilla, your numbered list defense is overkill and your analysis of the Terrence suspicions is nothing more than fluff. 2. Peter, Way too middle of the road. Didn't post during the day. Has he posted at night yet? Suggested there was a Cult, fluffy middle poop. 3. Dexter, to honor the suspicions of Patricia, who outlined her suspicions thoroughly. I'm interested to hear more from Kristina about the Scum's other reasons to want Patricia dead. (Yes, I'll go back and read. Sorry I don't have much time right now.) 4. Colon, already stated. He's not in Town mode and that's not metagaming. He's not in Town mode for anyone. He rarely comes up with his own suspicions and spends most of his time contributing, just by defending himself. Peter is on the list from the Dirty Hippie. Priscilla is just pinging me hardcore.

I find it interesting that you would so elaborately explain to us our own previous suspicions of Terrence, as if you've just been doing a ton of work. What a lot of fluff to say "Does this make people less suspicious of Terrence?" And what if it does or doesn't. Ping-a-ding-ding. Kristina, let me clarify. Was Patricia Person A? Sorry if you've already said. I'm in a hurry right now.

I need to go to sleep. Sorry if I came off as a dick, I'm just trying to spur people into Action. I didn't realize it came off so harsh, but I'm old and it's my right and I'll probably continue. Just kidding. Bitches.

I keep calling Town Scum. I did it with Patricia too. I'm tired and old...and tired. I believe in recycling jokes. Save the humor environment.

If you take one of my leads and follow it to a Scum lynch, of course you'll be off the hook... So, now we know Dogukan was Scum, how did he know you were talking to Shane? (Because it's Draggy and Shadows and they don't think rules apply to them and they probably talked about it on Steam) But, if Shane was killed at the end of Night Two, how were you already in contact with two people? And why didn't you mention person A to Shane? Even anonymously? Have you been blocked? Killed? Why did the Scum not want Dogukan to talk during the day? What's the big deal about him. He was lazy and absent. Why target him so much?? Adelaide too... What were they doing that they would be blocked from communicating? Who all has claimed to have been talk-blocked during the day? Comms Expert...role exists on Mafiawiki. There has to be something given to us by God to counter the fact that we can't God damn communicate in private.

We should probably lynch you or Dexter...and I don't mean Terrence. I'm tired of searching for it, where does Kristina come out about her weird role?

On Night One, there's a discussion, after voting opens, about not policy lynching quiet people. It's led by Adelaide and Shane, two Townies. This could have led the Scum to adopt a quiet strategy. How's your analysis of this Gong Show coming along, oh Wise One? Have you said anything yet or did you just stop in to lurk today?? Yet, this fire didn't stay ignited. Where's the talking? Where are you forcing people to talk? Tying shoelaces together *faceplants* OK, you did that one... but the others? Weird that I agree with Shane and have said similar things about you, Colon, three days after the late Shane did... Hmmmmmmm... It's been fluff with you the whole time! Can we kill him? Please... If that axe-wielding, non-flesh-eating zombie is our vig, target Candy. Sluts are delicious. Scum tells for Candy: 1. Apologizing for "being late" - check 2. Fluff - check and check...oh, check 3. Advocates not lynching since it nevers gives a pattern later...what? - check You are the Queen of Pings...and not the type you shoot out of your kooter during the late night show. You voted for Jamie because he disagreed with you, not for seeming Scummy. Read what you wrote. Nowhere does it insinuate that he's Scum. You just don't like his stance against "policy lynching" a buzz word I hope dies soon. Scum perspective: your argument lacks any accusation of being Scummy. You're telling him the better way to find Scum, not that he's actually trying to stop the Town from finding it. Hello, Kristina, you've been here for a while. Is Person A dead? What kind of Town block do you wish to form? What have you learned? Who has Person A protected? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello??? Yes, don't vote for the quiet people or the pudgy people either! I will sit around and be both and just Scum my life away. If the Scum are the ones who block us from talking during the day then they purposely targeted their own last night to help Scummy Peter look less Scummy. Kristina, hello??

Kristina, everyone you've contacted is dead? The easiest way for Scum to win in a game with no PMs is to just fly under the megablocking radar. Who's been doing that? Cebastiane, Priscilla, Candy, Peter...

Kristina, where did Dexter say he had something to reveal? Kristina has left to go use her Personal Messenger. Terrence, why were you viewing your own profile a few minutes ago? Capt Rolfe! Oh thou, who flyeth under the radar and was suspectethed by Patricia, who is now dead. How the heck are you? What's new? Busy night? Join the conversation. It's fun. Say something. Don't just lurk. It's weird. You're not subtle with that suit, which is blinding everyone.

It would be nice if you could stop by your old Father's house once in a while or at least pick up the phone!! That's your response? Well, what's the best way to use your Action? You want people with Actions, right? Shouldn't you be trying to figure out who meets those criteria? How the hell does your role work again? I read your explanation but there's a difference between real time Mafia reading and catchup Mafia reading, there just is. Now what the hell good have you been doing anybody and who has Person A been protecting? How many people in your little circle now? Why are you still alive???? Hey, does everyone remember how Scummy Candy was during the day? That was crazy Scummy, huh?

I said this during the Day, if anyone cares: The more I think about it, the more incriminating Patricia's death is towards Dexter. Dexter, she was the only person suspicious of you. Despite the valid points, nobody really seemed to latch onto her suspicions. She's the only one who voiced concerns about you and your behavior. Her points are definitely valid, but without her watching you like a hawk, you should easily be able to slip by, Scum-tells undetected and gloss over her concerns. Definitely need to get rid of a strong, smart player who has your card. I don't know that the Scum would take her out just to incriminate you when your tiff was providing plenty of distraction. If you are both Townies, the Scum probably would've liked your tunnel vision on each other and how that could potentially be distracting the Town from finding Scum. Perhaps Patricia saw the rest of your team clearly too and you really needed to take her out. We have to ask why the Scum went for Patricia and not the other strong "pro-active" players like Colon and Dexter. You found her annoying, Dexter, another reason to want to kill her. You took her accusations personally, although they were valid points and just part of the game. Are you perhaps relying on WIFOM and we'll all assume the Scum were trying to frame you? A bit of reverse psychology? If they killed Patricia, just to implicate another player and that was the strategy they were employing, they actually had four options: 1. Kill Patricia to implicate Dexter 2. Kill Dexter to implicate Patricia 3. Kill me to implicate Colon 4. Kill Colon to implicate me There has to be a benefit to choosing Patricia. All things being equal, they could've killed Me, Dexter, Colon or Patricia. We're all strong players and were locked in accusations against each other. They chose Patricia. Why? Odds are that at least one of the four of us is Scum and that's why the Scum didn't kill us, but maybe Patricia's list was solid and we should look closely at the people on it: Dexter, Colon and Rolfe. Who else was she suspicious of?

That's a confounding little riddle. How interesting that the puzzle gives prizes. I wonder who else received one. So one out of five people are Scum there, huh? Well, that narrows it down...a bit. I suppose... Hey Kristina, start spilling about all the wonderful things your little alliance with Person A and your secret PM network is turning up for us back there behind the scenes. Talk, lady. It shouldn't take long to spill all the great news about all the Ferraris you're catching. Out with it. I swear, I will go to your house, drop my drawers and dump a huge stinky old man poop on your front porch if you don't start producing some Night...or Day whatever! Action results that actually freaking get us somewhere. One out of four since Adelaide is dead. Peter is pretty Scummy too, though. Is this all you have against Kristina?

Hello? What's going on? I can't hear you!! OK, so Terrence tells us he's going to share his info, but then went off to view his own profile. Get a rope...

I intend on giving the people who targeted Patricia plenty of time to explain themselves. Without PM, I have no way of learning what they were doing. Perhaps they have some other avenue of explaining themselves anonymously. Maybe they're talking to Kristina. I think they'll need time. Since that may be a while, perhaps it's best you share your Kristina information with us now. Terrence? Hello? Let's hear it already. God, I hate the no PM rule. Hate it! Sorry...

Dogfoodcan being a Malone is confounding. He wasn't even paying attention. We need better Malones than that! Due to the sensitive nature of sharing info in a PM-free game, I'll hold off on what my results are. In the meantime, perhaps anyone who targeted Patricia might want to start making excuses now. I'd contact people in private but it's against the rules... We have to reconsider playing this game open and revealing all. Yes, there's only one protector but there are other Actions as well, ways to verify the fishy claims and vanillas. Haven't we seem other results? If everything is revealed we can pool results. It's a good idea. We're not getting anywhere like this. Someone is skating by. Cebastiane? Peter? Terrence? Middle of the Road guys... Kristina, Colon soft claimed, did you target him to talk? Who has Person A been protecting? Let's Lynch Dexter today. Kristina, you need to start producing insight into the game. Your whole story is making me twitchy. Colon, like reading the thread and then running off to your Scum buddies? If you sift claimed, you have a role. How has it helped us? According to my earlier equation wouldn't it have been more beneficial to the Scum to kill you as it would incriminate me and get rid if your soft claimed role? Real helpful you're being with your role. Look at all those Ferrari corpses piling up!!