Okay, here is my entry. A little scouting unit was walking along when they saw this
Silly Redcoats would fall for anything just look at them!
So when they were about to get her Bluecoats came out of nowhere
Captain: You are herby arrested and tortured for being across enemy lines. Good work darling.
Redcoat on the left side: Do we still get the hooker?
Captain:
HAHA!