Luke McAwesome

I thought one of the rules was "3 mentions of Witch Hunt Mafia and I'll give you a very dirty look"? Day 3 was amazingly exciting, loved it. Thanks for the good time, guys. But I'm not dead yet.

You and I both know you're guilty, Jerry! Just admit it! The day will end soon! And we'll have one less mafia mobster to worry about... Shawn may have a lot of theories, but one has to be the right story, wouldn't you agree, Mr. Buscemi?

Father Walters is right. Adding to his theory, I must say we're acting very immature, including myself very highly. Why don't we sort this out in a much calmer manner? So, with Shawn and Jerry being our suspects, I still think we should vote off Jerry today, and you can do what you want tomorrow; I won't interfer with any ideas tomorrow, but my vote still is going to Jerry. It's been proven as of now by Father Walters that he is the mafia boss, he's the one we need to vote, he commands all of his little pawns to do what he wishes, and that is mainly killing us townies. Don't you see? All of you? He's the one behind all this! It's now or never people! We can't let this chance slip away!

Usted es sólo un montón de locos idiotas! Get your stories straight people! I need to as well, I know, I know. Look, it appears we've reached an impass, so, here's what we should do; get our votes straight and stick to one person! Facts, people, facts! I realize I haven't gotten any solid evidence, but hey, neither do any of you! Jerry could just be pulling this out of a top hat like a magician pulls out a rabbit. There is no proof that he is correct, if we could see any information from this so-called "investigator" then perhaps it could lead us to the truth, you're still going to need more then just claims to get me to believe Shawn is scum.

Zita, you've chosen the wrong side to go on; Shawn and I are right, Jerry is part of the scum! If you keep this up, you're going to wake up tomorrow feeling pretty embarassed. In fact, the way you're sticking up for Buscemi, it makes me think you must be part of the scum yourself.

You would know, wouldn't you?

I kind of like A) better... And you'll all know I was right, and hopefully, those of you such as Michelle and Zita won't feel to stupid. Kidding, kidding... Aida, you believe me? You're the last person I would expect to be with me on this, but okay. Jerry, you lived as scum, and you will die as scum; please just admit it before we kill you. Tell them I was right, come on, just spit it out, it will have made your death worth it.

There you go again with the manipulation. Jerry, look, this is what's going to happen if I get my way; tomorrow, everyone will have known I'm right about you when you're dead. So, everyone, what's it going to be? Are you going to give me my chance to show you all that I'm right about Mr. Buscemi? And if I'm wrong you can all vote me off? Or are you going to give the old man his way as he begs pathetically begs at your feet? The way he's begging really shows how suspicious he really is. Would someone innocent be trying to bring others down with them? I know I wouldn't, and yet you all still suspect me of being scum.

Ummmm... What?

I still think you're scum, but Im just going to wait till I have the kind of proof you want.

Correction, Mr. Buscemi, one of them. You and I both know that you're on the scum, and eventually, some day, I will prove it to these people you're leading down the path to the corruption of our town. But for now, we'll keep the tone at low here before another fight breaks out. I need some toast.

Fine, I'll lay off Jerry for now, and I'm sorry for freaking out on you. However, like Henry is watching me, I'm watching you. And I can't let you get voted off yet, because we don't have any evidence at all for a reason to lynch you from our group. My opinion has changed, and I'm sorry for that little silly interrogation, I was watching a detetctive movie last night and sort of wanted to see how it feels I guess.

Fine. You want proof? I'll give you your silly little proof. So, Mr. Buscemi, why is it that you think you're innocent? And why do you think that just because Shawn learned how to get people to buy toasters by smooth-talking them, that he's scum? I think that's a fine example of Shawn's innocence right there; it's his JOB to sell people things by smooth-talking them; I personally believe that he just wants people to buy stuff from him, and I believe that the only crime he's commited is selling toasters at a steep price! And, if you would all be so kind as to explain in depth why you believe Shawn is guilty of being scum?

Why do you think Jerry never said anything? Why do you think he rarely spoke a word about the scum? Can you answer any of these questions? Not unless you spied on him, Zita. Vote me if you wish, but I know that you'll all see evetually that Shawn and I were right. And then you'll be in trouble, because he'll have taken over your town! I hope you'll be happy when most of us are dead, and you'll regret this day that you decided to lynch Shawn instead of Jerry. More of us will die tonight if you don't trust me! You have to just trust me for one night, and I'll prove it to you that Jerry is scum! Please...

LIAR! Jerry, you're just a crazy old man, and trying to bring others down with you so you won't look bad when we finally rid you of our town! If you're going to accuse someone, accuse me, not Shawn. Shawn has done nothing wrong, and I will stick up for him, and I will do whatever it takes to make sure that you go down, dirtbag! Mr. Buscemi, please be aware of the fact that you're already going down. There's no point in fighting it; and I would like the satisfaction of killing you myself, but I think everyone here has the right to kill you after what you and the rest of your men have done to our people. He is Scum! And whoever can't believe that should be checked into a mental institution!

Hehe. I couldn't find my brown epaulettes at the time, I think i traded them a while back... Thanks.

Watch away, my friend, I'll I do at night is watch violent movies with Harrison Ford. In total. Goodbye, Jerry. It's too bad we didn't get to learn more about you.

9 votes was needed to lynch I believe.

good! Thank you, Carlos, for joining me in proving innocence in some people who are unfairly being accused. Who's WhiteFang?

I personally think it's the latter; I've heard that the investigator has found out who at least one of the scum is, and it leads me to believe that it's Jerry. I think Shawn is indeed with the investigator, and that's how he has all this information. Does anyone else believe this theory rather than the "Meat Shield" theory?

This is really exciting! Loving the game, TinyPiesRUs.

Shawn, you have me convinced. But if this doesn't work out, we're going to have to bring the hammer down, because if you're wrong, that's a whole day waisted over an innocent. Vote: Jerry Buscemi/JimButcher

Ouch my eyes! It's true. Linky-link-link.

*picks up broom* We'll let Mr. Broom do the talking...

That was... eh, disturbing...