Twatty Tittlesteen
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Yes, yes it is. I am very ill. you must have smartpersonitis. The inflammation of the smart person. It gives me heebyjeebyitis. *Shiver*
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What?? Are you OK? Something tells me you're trying to lure one of us into your bed. I can assure you, everyone, his "Wong Wang" isn't as "Wong" as it sounds! You're jokes make no sense, I think I might have earlossitis if you keep telling them.
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I think you gave me cornyjokeitis. And your name gave me Snickeringpussyitis, too. You're already on my bad side, you disease-carrying handbag.
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He probably does. I'm going to need some too, my breath's all kinds of crazy, I just had a Double-been-cheese-taco-tacquito-burrito, and it was so hot, it gave me dragonbreathitis! Whew!
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I totally meant sensitive there..... *Gasp* I must have spellingdeficiencyitis! *Twatty collapses, passed out, only to wake up* Whew, I'm OK. Don't worry people, it still hasn't gotten into my bloodstream. Nothing a little margarinevodka can't fix. *nuzzle nuzzle* I don't know, I don't want to be considered a whore.... I've already contracted whoreitis from Ms. Lulu's husband's other girlfriend's neighbor's wife's dog's cousin's owner, also known as Mr. Albutt. And I've had sex with virtually everybody here. Students, practice abstinence! Is that what they're teaching you nowadays? When I was in school, all we learned was that we had to pass our tests. I, of course, didn't pass any exams. How else do you think I became a barmaid with so many STD's?
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Uhhh.... Ouch? I mean.... GET AWAY FROM MY SENITIVE BREASTS YOU PERVERT! Now I'm at a high risk for pervertitis.
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I don't know, they're very sensitive. I might get unprotectedboobtouchingduringexplosiveboobitisitis. I would be heartbroken to die from unprotectedboobtouchingduringexplosiveboobitisitis. Ashame, really. You might get it too.
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Would that give me longdickitis? I really don't want that, I don't even have a dick, and I'm already pretty sure I have explosiveboobitis. I've already got beginning symptoms, and I don't need anymore diseases coming my way.
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I won't get that, will I? That would be disastrous! What's wrong with your name? Why is it so much shorter than everybody else's (That's what she said)? Do you have shortnameitis? Is that contagious? I don't wanna get sick!!! I'll just lock myself up in The Quintuple Mops with my Margarinevodka. Or do I work at the Pig's Cranium? Ugh, I need a better job.
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Twatty Tittlesteen here! Being here won't give me cancerouspenisitis, will it? I don't want that... That would be especially weird since I'm a girl....