Orion Kettleboil

Ugh. Hey guys. I'm pretty pissed that Wong had to go around blatantly lying to everyone; I was literally on my way to the thread to unvote him when I was informed of his lying. Hey Wong, pro tip: when you're town, don't act like scum. No surprise about Krup, etc. etc. generic "oh no" post. I'm not sure where to go from here. Rutherford would be good today. Godric too. We'll see.

Alright, it's time to get off my lazy butt and make a wall. I actually asked him yesterday if this was a one-shot action, and said that he should claim in-thread if and only if he was vanilla at that time. He claimed, so I suppose he's vanilla now but he never gave me a straight answer about his remaining action(s) (if any)... Wong, tell everyone right now, are you now completely, 100% vanilla? Although, in all seriousness, this is a scummy post. "I feel like Wong's town, but I'm scared he might have another action, so let's kill him, hahaha!" - Godric the Goat Guy. Godric, if he's "scared town", why is his ability to manipulate the vote a bad thing? He might not make the best choices, but I'd think a townie manipulating the vote is better than an odor eater manipulating it, wouldn't you agree?? Wong is a "scared townie" according to you, is he not??? Sigh. I always think to myself, "Man, Purplonia and the sheep dog might be right about Wong. Could the scum really have an action so OP? I don't like it. What if Wong's town??? I should unvote him". And then I see one of your posts and just can't do it. Why the hell are you voting for Arriattny? I agree here. I can't see Krup as anything but overwhelmed town in over his head. Even if Wong ends up being an odor eater, I still can't see him using his action to save Krup. When he used it, people were switching from Krup to him by the dozens; the only "fresh" lynch that he could possibly get people to follow him on is Snarky. Of course, without claiming, that is. Yeah, like that was ever gonna happen. It isn't just that, either. If Wong truly is/was the scum gladiator, his action wouldn't do the odor eaters any good once he was dead. (Unless the scum actions get passed down, but I could definitely see them wanting to use it now, even in that case.) It's not just that, either; these situations are all about momentum. If Wong is a scummo and we had killed him, that would have been a great start for the town; something the odor eaters want to prevent at all costs. After. He came to me after I voted Snarky and basically said "Hey, thanks for not voting for me. Let's rally other people into not voting for me!!!! ", to which I replied something along the lines of, "Why are you a penis?". He then claimed to me and I told him to claim in-thread if he didn't have any actions left I've actually had my eye on Rutherford B. Hayes since his vote for Krup and disappearance yesterday. I'd be cool with him today, to be honest. What the hell is wrong with you? You and Godric both vote for someone you think is town simply because you don't like his action. I don't even know how to read this, would scum be this blatantly contradictory?? If they had it, they'd use it. Whether or not they could have realistically had it is the question. Yeah, I've been pretty reserved today. Part of it's been that I'm simply busy, and it's hard to make educated posts without following the conversation religiously. If you suspect me for today, that's fine. My activity today has definitely been lackluster, and I realize I wasn't the most active monkey yesterday, either. However, your reasons for suspecting me for my substance yesterday are flawed. There's a difference between being wishy-washy and being unsure town. If anything, I think wishy-washy is exactly what the odor eaters don't want to go for on day 1. Let's say I'm a big scary Odor Eater. Rawr, I eat odors. Okay, so, yeah, Odor Eater. I see Krup, and he's being voted for. There are two scenarios right now. A. Krup is my partner and is getting himself lynched. B. Krup is town/third party and is getting himself lynched. If it's "A", my choices are either 1. bus into a possibly very bad position, or 2. discount his lynch altogether and vote someone else. If It's "B", I can either vote him and condemn a non-odor eater, or I can not vote him and say "I told you so!!!" the next day when he flips non-odor eater. In none of these situations does an Odor Eater want to be wishy washy; especially A1/A2. Wishy-washiness about a partner on the block is a big scumtell; you don't want to bus, but at the same time you don't want to defend your partner. Knowing this, if I were an odor eater, would I really vote for him and then decide against it later on and vote for someone else? Also, other things to note: - At the time when I switched, people were switching to Wong. I'm pretty Wong was Lynch 1 at that point, not sure though. - I typed up a post in which I wasn't going to vote for Krup, but I reread once more just to make sure I didn't get slapped on the wrist for getting some facts wrong and saw that he/Arriattny were both claiming that different things went on in PM. I may be the kind of monkey who second guesses a lot, but I'm not the type to discount "lynch all liars". - I understand it can be hard to see the difference between second guessing and wishy-washiness, but true secondguessing is a towntell. As for my opinion on Snarky, I don't get why you don't "like it". He said something that pinged me hardcore, so I voted for him. What's the big deal? He wanted to ally with me to get others to vote for Snarky. If you're reading this, congrats, you just read my wall!

Yawwwn, hello, friends! Okay then. I hate to have it come to that, but if he didn't get the same message as you did, then he's either scum or neutral. He seems to be feigning ignorance about this matter, so scum it is. Vote: Wong Wang If he does flip scum, I'd just like to say that I'm very sorry for encouraging him to claim in-thread so he wouldn't be lynched after he claimed to me via potato message (yes, yesterday was partly my fault ). So you did get the same PM as her? Or no?

That's unfortunate. Snarky, why didn't you try to help!? It's in your best interests for town to win, don't just roll over and die. Everything about yesterday was a clusterfuck. I don't even know how to describe it. As for the kills, I'd say Flabflom was the scumkill and the bunny was SK/vig. I had no idea there was a brown bunny in this situation, so probably SK, to be honest. I would be really surprised if there were any other actions on him last night.

I seriously doubt that this is a fakeclaim, so yeah. Snarky is the best bet today.

Also, realtalk: using gladiator on Day 1 is one of the dumbest moves you can make.

That is the weirdest thing. Vote: Snarky Snickerpuss

Gah, Durmy's reactions are too legitimate. Unvote: Durmugelus Krup Vote: Snarky Snickerpuss I don't like Wong's agreeable attitude to his accusers, but Snarky is without a doubt the scummiest person here.

But didn't you say that she was asking around in private???

Every fiber of my being wants to unvote. Durmy, why did you say Sugarbottom had been fishing when she denies it completely?

I'm feeling conflicted. Durmudgelous's actions have been uhh, eyebrow raising (and they raised something else, too ), but his reaction to the accusations reads as scared/noob town to me. "Take a look at who's trying to vote for me so when I'm dead you can lynch Odor Eaters". Very much the response of a backpedalling overzealous town. However, it's definitely possible that he dropped that tell because he knew how it would be read. Unfortunately, it isn't as simple as that; Drummy is apparently now accusing Can't-Count-Cow of sending him a potato with a message asking about his real identity. If that makes any sense at all. I'm not really comfortable with the Durmudgelous vote, though. His reactions are so bad, they're almost good, if you know what I mean. Ugh. The bandwagon, too. Rutherford/Catalina coming out of the floorboard to vote for him pings my scumdar, it pings it so hard it spews applesauce all over me. But yeah, basically, lynch all liars. I really don't know if this is right, but I guess I have to trust that nobody here would lie as OotP. Vote: Durmudgelous Krup There is something else that caught my eye, however, The first couple of sentences could be attributed to bad play/inexperience, I suppose, but the vote itself is what pings my scumdar. While yes, Flabflom is likely no good to the Order if he's one of us and will likely be killed by our Overlord, I hardly think it warrants a vote. I mean, do you legitimately think he's scum, or what? Doesn't look like it from the looks of your post. Isn't it important to kill Odor Eaters, not useless Penises? If Durmmy wasn't lying, I'd be voting your sorry megablocks right now.

Hi guys! I'm sorry, I was busy putting wieners in buns all morning. Getting caught up now.

I'm here! Hi! It seems your napitis was contagious, but I've made a fine recovery~! Anything happenin' around here??

Let's take this for example. Your friend Steve has one wiener, and your friend Jeff has another wiener. How many wieners is that???

Naughty books + cream = 2 items. What's the third??

Don't worry, Harriet Slutter! We're all very happy to abandon our shops and families and slaughter each other so you can go to wherever it is you're going. ...Is it just me, or is Harriet bending over a lot? I guess they don't call it doggy style for nothing. What's the third thing?

Oh, thank you, Belinda! *eats a bug out of her hair* You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Well, more like, you scratch by sausage, and I eat a bug out of your hair... But then again, having your sausage scratched would be rather unpleasant. What good would a damaged sausage be to a healthy breakfast!?

So is the tension in this room. Eheheh... Does anyone have a handkerchief? I seem to have gotten applesauce all over myself.

Be careful!! I'm very delicate~ *eats a bug from Dubulum's whiskers* I'm not a dragon though... What does a dragony grunt sound like? Anyone??

*monkey noise*

*runs fingers through whiskers and over tusks* I'm pretty sure you're a walrus.

Hello all, my name is Orion Kettleboil~! *softly strokes Belinda's fur*