Hinckley

I will be updating the MOC index soon. Life has been pretty hectic with my new job and moving across the country. Sorry for the delay.

Is that all the info you were given? And Jerry was dead by then so he was not the converter...

Ah, thank you. That would be awesome if they ended with Jerry's death, but I wish Aida would explain more about this. Did it happen after Jerry died? If so, your theory kind of loses it's steam. Aida? Hello?

Wait wait! Can you explain more about these conversion accusations? I was hoping that conversions weren't possible this time. It's bad news for us if one person dies every night and another is converted. I hope their number of possible conversions is limited is in previous games...of life, otherwise, it won't be long until we're outnumbered! Anyway, please explain more about what happened.

*opens Guinness Book of World Records* Looks like Lorraine holds the world record for pulling a fuel tanker with her teeth the longest distance! All we need is a chain!

Don't you remember my note?? Let's just get this rod to the crocodile engine. Quit trying to sabotage us.

I'll help you. *throws underpants*

Don't be so over dramatic. We can beat you them. The more days pass, the more the major players have been drawn out into the open. Now it's just up to us to decide which side to trust here...

Good point. So what do we do? You don't seem to be on either side of this line either, what does your instinct tell you?

I've been wearing those since Mystery Ship. Sorry. How did I even remove them? I don't remember taking my pants off!

They used to be white. We haven't had facilities for a couple of days. Sorry. I guess I'll grab his hand and try to steady while somebody else, hopefully with a little more weight, can grab his other arm and help pull him up. Lorraine, my love, you can roll around with me tonight if you help me save Brakes. I believe there's a pony in my cabin, but I hear he's very neat and doesn't take up too much room.

*I would like to throw my tighty-whities at to him.*

But, why is it a meat shield? Who's Theroy? That's a very interesting theory that would make a lot of sense especially with what Aida is accusing as well. But, why would the scum need an investigator? Traditionally, scum knows scum, with the exception of Baritones 2...whatever that means. There's a very clear line drawn in the sand here and I wonder which side is the actual scum...

Good for you! Let's just push them both off of the bridge.

Um, why else would we be changing all of the switches? Can you be more specific about what you're saying?

No, you just have to watch where you stick it.

It appears to have just been delivered right now and there's a little footnote about "mwahahaha! Evil laughter is so fun! I love to laugh evilly when trapping innocent people in a town of bloodthirsty psychos bent on never letting people leave there town...for whatever reason. Mwahahahahaa! Forget the Johnson Rod losers! Mwahahahahah." So, let's drop the Johnson Rod and stick our crocodile rod in that other loco and forget all about the Emerald Express and just get the megablox! on out of this one horse dead-talking-dog town...Oh, and save the people on the bridge or whatever.

But didn't you take Gaylord's pin? And perhaps the Town Council needed you out of the way since you are the train insider. I just found a note. Perhaps it floated up from Bulldog's dead body. It says, "Your Johnson Rod is on backorder. Pleases allow 4-6 weeks for delivery."

After taking some time (a couple hours or so) to mourn my wife and come to terms with her strange psychosis, and some additional time to check out the gay bars in this town, I've done some catching up on today's events. Please pardon my late arrival to the discussion. Really? Damn it, I know nothing... Yes please, some support would be nice. However, since nothing has really happened to me outside of my wife being a serial hatchet-killer-maniac, it's hard to prove or disprove anything. I implore you to have your investigator investigate me. *huh* Could someone re-visit the meat-shield theory for me? It sounds a little odd yet it keeps being referred to. What's it mean? I have trusted you all this time and here you present two surprises. 1. You tell us that Chief Stevens is our investigator and he is naive. That would explain why all the people he trusts and knows their alliance for sure are Townies. At least he's not paranoid *OOC evil eye to Tiny Pies for Witch Hunt, there I referenced it-deal with it. * ... Anyway, this is the first game I've ever played where I trust Shawn. But, I've learned in the past, Aida, to trust you more. What evidence do you have against Shawn? Um, you're a little defensive over one vote to kill you. You'd think it had come from your wife or something. I know you have a tendency to be long-winded and want to control all of the circumstances of these games ... of life , but settle down. From what I've seen, I could get behind a vote for Zita. what what what? That's a very clear accusation and no good for any of us if it's true. Do you have any evidence? What the hell are you two talking about? Aida, what are the circumstances of this attempted conversion? Shawn, did you know that Jerry Buscemi was a transistor converter? The smartest thing to do, I believe-at this point-is to Vote: Zita/Zapper Brick. She's been scrambling and changing her story and posting in all caps, so even if she's a townie, at least we won't have a socially unacceptable grammatical faux pas like that. But, something is up between Shawn and Aida and I hope it's not some sort of domestic quarrel. Aida, Shawn's a sheister to be sure, so please provide some evidence. I think it's easy to suspect him because of the past, but I really trust him this time. I've been busy with work so I haven't sent many Potatoes out for this game ... of life. Maybe I should kick you a pigeon or something...

But I have the crocodile rod! Can't we start the crocodile engine? Can't we figure out what's wrong with that one switch?? Where's the wood. *stares at sunbathing Schmelt* Uch, there it is...

So, what? My vote doesn't count or something?

Don't yell at me, I'm frightened. I think you and Gaylord are both in on it! Bulldog wouldn't do anything like that. I've known him for almost a whole week and he seemed like a real loyal stand-up guy. You and your Town Council friends got sloppy and now you're scrambling to pin it on each other. Get it? It's a pun. A pin pun. *silence* Anyway, what are you up to anyway? What was the point of stopping the train? What does the Town Council want with us now? We just want to go home. What harm could we be causing you by leaving? *thinks* Although, maybe somebody on the train was helping ... erm ... that dead lady, Kathy or whatever. Maybe she paid somebody to get the train to stop here so she could get away. Then while we were searching the town, she tried to get on the train but Gaylord George Jethro The Mayor someone shot her.

*looks around* *sniffs*

I could do without all of those "squish"ing noises... *Slosh*

Well, I feel better.