Adam

1) Are y'all offendin' me? 2) Pedro was evil ta women! 3) *giggle* 4) Not me! 5) That I agreeee with! 6) The hubbies are never 'round 7) We all have guuuuns. *giggle* No, it's just a lil' way to show that a landy mine has been triggered, and is about to blow. If y'all see a lot of it in one post, I'm 'a' very angry! I hope that lil' display of temper back there didn't shake anybody's o-pin-eee-on of me... Oh dearest me! I hope you really don't suspect me toooo much, I had no idea that Pedro was loyal, he was just a nasty lil' ol' woman aie-bus-er. Besiiiiides, wouldn' the fact that I'm evil *giggle* make me even more loyal to the Mafia? But what 'ave you got agaiiinst Boyd? He hasn't been makin' moves on y'all, has he? Darn, I wish we all coulda talk'd a bit more at tha' last lil' ol' meetin'... Oh, it ain't eeeny eel-nass, besides, it's a gone now, but thanka for theee con-sern! That's mighty sweet 'o' ya, hun.

Y'all spell "Adam" with that lil' ol' capitol "A"! And I ain't tellin' youuu how ta spell that word until my namesake is re-vived! Unt'l then, I'ma goin' on strike!

I log on, and all of a sudden I find that the first "A" in my username is capitol no more. What's up with that? Can it please be changed back or something? No! I've just found out why! I hate hinckley!

CHANGE IT BACK!! NOW!!! Pwease?

I agreeeeee tooooo, y'all! By the waaayyyy, it would seem that my new name is adalaide, not Adalaide.

!lla'y degassem ev'I Like my code, huns?

You're invited to the meet! Prepare to drink a coupl' more when I get back...

Thanks, hun. I hope you'll be awake when I get back While y'all wait for the whiskey from the warehouse, drinks for y'all of ya! I bought a cellar of it after I robbed that rich mayor goon got killed.

Yes, we've decided on Iris' place tonight, hun. Why don' y'all round up Zabrina an' anyone else who'd like to come, and we'll get started? Don' worry, it ain' poisoned! Oh, I'm really sorry, hun! It's just that she kept on askin', and she really is a good friend 'o' mine...

Just eat a ton 'o' butter, it'll keep y'all sober! I would neva dream of slappin' pointlessly... I pack quite the slap, dearies. Oh, and hun, we do all have guns - why, just peer at that lil' ol' photo-shoot we did back a then! Oh, honey! :wub: I'm rea'ly sorry dear, it's a real bad habit 'o' mine... maybe you could help convince me to stop later... Oh, LeAnn! I'm sorry hun, but you got so inaudible that I couldn't understand what was a hic and what was truuuuue talk!

That's an in-teer-estin' thought, hun - I'll ask lil' ol' Iris... Why, thankie, hun! It was just my feminine duty, dearies. Well, if this proves to be true, that annoyin' people are on our side, we betta start an-a-lizin' our attitudes... and I do hope that I haven' tampered y'alls opinion of me, with that display 'o' temper back there - but don' fear, huns, I am as loyal as my dearest, lov'ly hubby Tony! Oh, deary, we might as well have another 7 bottles to make it a round 40, shouldn' we? I'm fine, hun, and I love dancin' - but what time is it? Gotta keep up with the DESP, y'know! Oh, and just so y'all know, my lil' ol' name is spelt with two "a"s instead of two "e"s. Sorry for the lil' misunderstandin'! Oh deary! It seems that I put a lil' eye rollin' smilie when I meant to do a blushin' one! I'm sorry, hun, my mistake!

I'm glad you're havin' a good time, hun - but y'all better not be FBI!

I'll open the 19th bottle, y'all! Now let's make it a round 20, 'ow 'bout it, huns?

Just that Pedro, right before I shot 'im dead, hun! You're right, hun - she might disapprove a might bit.

Dragonatieri, hun! S'okay, I find that hard, too, hun.

Why, the club's been 'a' runnin' for years, an' it's neva gotten in the way of the faaaaamily business - Iris favors it, I think. I'm also glad to hear 'bout how loyal you're wife Alicia is - why, she'll sure be wholly welcome at the meet tonigh'!

My duty, hun! That's good news, sure is - dumb FBI will have trouble framin' us if there's nothin' to frame! Single women might wanna pick tha' job, mind y'all. Quite, deary!

You are quite co-rrect, hun! Why, if my hubby were to ever do somethin' like that to me... well, I love him ever so dearly, and I'm not sure that it's as much offensive as dissin' my hair and clothin, y'all...

Too right! Grl Pwr! Looks like it, darlin'!

Now girls, let's not act to harsh against Alicia just yet - we don't know her to well yet, and she might turn out mighty fine! However, she may also be an FBI brat! But us girls must stick together! Also, don' go around revealin' ouuuur hid'n in-foor-mation 'bout the DESPrete club! *flutters eyelashes*

*curtsies* My pleasure, darlin's!

Nice crotch, wreck!

Perfectly correct! However, you forget to capitalize the "G" in "gets."

Why thank ya, darlin'! I think y'all couldn't be more right there, hun! You're right, darlin', but that nasty ol' Pedro could use another *MASSIVE SMACK* if y'all ask me! Oh, the first meeting is tonight at 7:30 P.M. - and don' worry, darlin', you'll find out all 'bout it at the meetin'! We don' want these nasty ol' men hearin' 'bout our ... methods! *giggles*

THAT IS IT, YA LIL' OL' - Pulls a frying pan out of nowhere, and swings it up in another *MASSIVE SLAP* I HAVE HALF A MIND TO RUN YOU THROUGH WITH THIS LIL' CARVIN' KNIFE HERE! Another *MASSIVE SLAP* rings out, this time with Adalaide's hand, leaving a distinct red hand print on Pedro's already scarlet left cheek. WAIT UNTIL TONY GETS HERE, MY LOV'LY AND RESPECTFUL OL' HUSBAND! I JUST PLAYED THIS LIL' TAPE ON INSTANT REPLAY! NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET SCREWED AGAIN, YA LIL' OL' - *MASSIVE SLAP* this time with the side of a sword, pulled from the wall over some random fire place, and begins dragging him to the nearest river.