yoda601

*Grcheeekxchsshzek* Rogue Commander, Repro.exe is going along very nicley! We found that if we give them some martini before they start, they are able to produce twins! We have laso brought Kaminoans in to experiemnt on ways of cloning them and make their meat taste even better! Y601, over-an'-out. *Grcheeekxchsshzek*

*Grcheeekxchsshzek* Progress report. Lord vader, Rogue Commander, We have captured the remaining Ewoks, though there are some unreachable colonies. We are making them believe we worship them, and then we lure them onto the transport ships and send them to coruscant for skinning and then to the meat processing plants. Our Pilots' skill has increased drastically after practising on old slobby Ewoks. They ar emost impressivse. I suggest we make a YubYub stake house on corouscant for teh ritcher clients. We use the good bits of the Ewok meat for the steakhouses, and hten we use the leftovers as processed meat. It is a flawless plan! We could also make furcoats out of their pelts! Yes, the Hutts would be most pleased, and the Bounty hunters need them to keep warm whilst flying in space! Y601, Over-an'-out! *Grcheeekxchsshzek*

*Grhchzrrgcrxxxx* Lord Vader, progress report. My Lord, we have set up many slave camps and we have currently five million ewoks! We will oson find the rest Master. The old Ewoks, whith really bad meat, shall be used for target practice. We have sent a shipment of Old Ewoks to MDR for target practice, and I myself have personally tasted this Ewok meat when I was a little boy, and I must say, the Emperor will be most pleasesed with his Yub-Yub Burgers :-D Y601, over-an'-out. *grgssdchxxx*

The coughing Gutsack mistery! So, how did Gutsck get pwned os easily, and why was he coughing so much? People, did any of you watch episode 25 of the clone was cartoon!??! Greivous: "Hahah, I pwned you and stole your Palpy!" Mace Windu: "FOO" *Force crush on exoskeleton* "PWNED" Greivous: "Ow, n00b, u used force, cheating n00b!" Well, Greivous was weakened by Mace Windu, and it caused his cough.

With pleasure, master! Yay! I'm in the TIE army! REJOICE! :-D Yes, the troops need ewok pelts for icy worlds! *twisted* And when we have finished wiht them, we dump their hairless bodies onto an uninhabited planet and bomb them to smithereens! *devil*

I wanna join... No? I feel so unloved! :'(

Vader, did you by any chance get the Official Movie Souvenier guide? Because that pic is taken right from it!

Happy birthday orlegooo!

Good one! Sarg, it's supposed to be Micheal Jackson.

Congrats guys! You all did great! ;)

And the winner is? :/

How many times do you see Yoda agreeing with himself in person? *wacko* I agree with xwingyoda

Umm, you can blame me for telling a couple of friends, who told more... But only about, well, seven people who have joined I know...

I tell one friend about the contest, and this happens... |-/ Deduct a couple of votes if you wish... But hey... |-/ |-/ |-/ Anyways, I tihnk that Languages deserves a prize, but for the mosaic, not the Sev *wacko*

I hate my friends |-/

Well, you are le most parfait yoda on this here forum! ;)

Happy birthday, everyones favourite yoda! :-D Here is your gift... Clicky, and have your photo taken inside your new gift... A state of the art, brand new, X-Wing! Joyeux anniversaire, mon ami, joyeux anniversaire. Tu est le Yoda perfe! (Or is it parfe? Or if not, how do you say perfect?)

Wait, how did you get so many votes? There arent even that many active members.... Time to do some investigating! *glasses*

Hey Bro, I didn't think you would join yet. Anyways, welcome.

Who voted for me? :oD Thanks you guys! :')

But he has no avatar! Master Yoda, how is your Yoda avatar seen?

It's Boss, not Scorch. Plus, the entry is that whole gallery.

Are oyu talking about the PC version?

Oh thanks! SO many Yodas, such little time there is... *Insert Yoda Smiley*

Poor younglings! :'( Very sad to see this I am. Indeed very sad I am.