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  1. Endgame
    But then the heroes would just talk all my enemies to level 1 and that is a no-no.
  2. Endgame
    "Meh, we have reserves of these guys. Mind as well use 'em." The other Proggs in battle glare up angrily, but quickly return their focus to the battle when The Bleeding brandishes his dual Corseques. "Besides, I could use a little entertainment before I slit your throat and drink from it. Waiting for you people at the border was very boring."
  3. Endgame
    I want to wait for Johon and/or Galen before I start, sorry.
  4. Endgame
    The bleeding is just going to push you harder and harder, Sylph. Kill some proggs and shut him up.
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    "Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahhahahahahhha. Do you think I'm just some mook, you tree hugging fool? I call more shots here then you'd think. At least I'm not too afraid to show my face. Come now, surely you have the courage to show your ugly face to little old me. I'm just a gluttonous slave. Come now, surely you can take off the mask? Only for a second? Pretty please? I'm sure you party mates would all love to see the face of their leader before they all die at my hand. Or are you too scared?"
  6. Endgame
    "...Wow, this battle has really taken a toll on your sanity. Hal's little sidekick died a coward, running away from a problem instead of facing it head on. The poor little runt didn't even bother trying to fight. The Leader of the Gladius Unit, The Regret (my boss, fyi) was the one who lit that fire."
  7. Endgame
    Read 36 - talking to the Proggs is essentially an endless battle of snark.
  8. Endgame
    "Do you remember the throwing knife that killed that moronic boy he dared to call himself a guard? That was The Wound. Send my thanks to Hal Bohrd for delivering such a tasty piece of meat to us."
  9. Endgame
    Writing for the Bleeding is proving way more fun then I thought it would. Seeing this little conversation play out is
  10. Endgame
    "I'm sure he'd derive a lot of pleasure from skinning you alive. Shame he is up in the Riht's manor. No matter. I will enjoy executing you nonetheless."
  11. Endgame
    "I'm merely stating fact, you daft little creatures. Have you met The Wound yet? His ego is bigger then Olegaia. He thinks that if Ennoc himself would descend from the heavens, load a giant holy crossbow, pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger, he would miss."
  12. Endgame
    "Foolish hairball. You're assuming that you will survive. I have killed and drank the blood from ancient dragons. I have torn through entire regiments of soldiers, not unlike what you are doing right now. But unlike you, I did it alone. It will be an honor to suck every last drop of blood from your dead and disfigured bodies."
  13. Endgame
    "Progg Blood is ether generated. It lacks the taste. ...I've tried."
  14. Endgame
    The Bleeding looks down from his 3rd story seat and chuckles at the heroes, amused by their antics. "Perhaps you are unaware why I call myself The Bleeding. Blood is like the water life. Without it, life would wilt and the world would be stuck in a drab stalemate. But above all, it is delectable. The taste, the texture... so good! Truly there is no better beverage. I make a habit to chug it all day whenever possible. And as long as life exists, it comes in infinite supply. Endless, infinite bliss. Try it in the few minutes you have left, I would be quite pleased if you gave me blood, actually. Though I'd prefer if it came from you."
  15. Endgame
    "But even *wheeze* when Rhodus dies, that is only a third of our mission... Don't forget *cough* about Aquos and Eidolon..."
  16. Endgame
    QM Note: I'll run this round when more people get to voice their opinion.
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    Writing so many blurbs is hard, so sometimes I have to rely on EB material.
  18. Endgame
    "...Huh? What?" "...Are you... okay, *wheeze* Sylph?"
  19. Endgame
    I'm kind of unwilling to kill the guy, but gotta do what you gotta do. Sure you can't convert him to our side if we win? Saw your post in 47, Capn. Megablocks. Also, Dannylonglegs, you did not just do that.
  20. Endgame
    "This man has bested me before, but this time I will best him. But on fair grounds, preferably."
  21. Endgame
    Can we keep talking to our old pal the Fantome?
  22. Endgame
    Of course you aren't! I'd be less happy if people didn't point these things out to me.
  23. Endgame
    I grab the longsword. "Tut tut, you old man. That is a false start. Wait until the battle begins."
  24. Endgame
    "...One wrong does not damn a man, Fantome. The sooner you realize this the happier of a man you'll be."
  25. Endgame
    "...Only you would know that. Anyway, Fantome, I didn't come here to chat about politics and foreign policy. I came here to kick your megablocks. Let's get this party STARTED! GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT, FANTOME!"
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