Bioniclover

"Knifk is shovel-less, so Knifk is fine with returning to split in path."

"Whoops, Knifk is sorry for smacking Dak. Knifk will try to hit dog from front row instead of Dak this turn."

"Good round!" Knifk shouts, then turns and takes another swing at the baby dragon from the front row.

OOC: Since Gorg could get an Extra Critical hit, and I have the most defense/HP, the two of us should target the strongest foe (the dragon) and the others should each get a weaker foe, right? So shouldn't Dak go for one of th other enemies? Or am I just horribly confused?

"Grrr! Knifk smash baby Dragon from front row!!!!" Knifk yells, raising his spiked mace above his head and charging.

"Party will go into mine now?" Knifk asks. He then turns to the boards and smashes them with his morning star to clear the way.

Knifk kicks the blue man in his special place and the party flees to the mines. "Blue man has been tricked by Artie and Bert, they assaulted party for no reason, not the other way around."

Knifk frowns at the man in blue, then diplomatically says "Pompous blu eman has it all wrong, thugs atttack Knifk and friends for no reason when we try to ask question about mine."

"Could you please tell us more about the mysterious happenings in the mines? I do indeed believe they are related to the gemstone we seek."

Knifk kicked Guts in his leg, lightly enough that the others in the tavern wouldn't see it, but not so much Guts wouldn't notice. "Knifk not think it's best to lie to citizens. Look, that bartender is orc. Me and Gorg go talk to him for information." Knifk walks to the Orcish bartender and begins to converse with him in Orcish. "Hello, friend! Don't mind Guts, he is silly thief and Rogue. You know Rogues with their sneaky, conniving... donkey stories. We are looking for a magic gem - the Darkstar, and we have reason to believe it's in the abandoned mine. Can you tell us anything about the mine?"

I just hope Sandy doesn't just show only Ranger and Barbarian hybrids if only Tesni and Alexis reach 15! I wanna see Black Knight or Paladin!

Knifk cheered his party's success, but was slightly disappointed that all he'd done was protect the group from damage in a non-existent second round. He clapped Gorg on the back, saying "Good smack, Gorg! Your bone has as much bite as the wyrm it was pried from, eh?"

"Knifk will smash Bert from fron row!", he yells, raising his morning star above his head and charging. OOC: On the plane home, Rumble.

Kadabra and I are staying at our older sister's house in Modesto, we've just got the iPad for Internet access, and we're supposed to be doing all that "family" stuff for Thanksgiving with the niece and nephew. Ironically, it's Thanksgiving day and I'm able to actually be on the iPad... Kadabra's been on more often, tho, as I'm "only" 18 and therefore expected to play with the kids. Kadabra's and my LEGO enjoyment is frowned upon by our sister, but it's tolerated by her because the kids like playing with the stuff we bring. The boy's getting started on DUPLO, and the (older) niece is quite good with Lego bricks. She's working on an MoC with Kadabra right now. (hence me getting the iPad ) But I can't believe that woman is actually related to us. She calls LEGO "childish"! Forums and RPGs "nerdy" and "pointless"! The two of us "socially inept"! But after the weekend I'll be free 'till Christmas, so no worries, Rumble.

"Quick, Nerwen!Feed friend Vres's wife magic potion.". He also takes note of the small black crystal pendant around her neck. "Might necks tone be part of Darkstar?"

"Knifk randomly picked names for locations, so snakey man could go wherever he wanted if we splat up." OOC: "Splat up" is Knifk's bad grammar, not mine

"Maybe company split up? Gorg, Vres, and Knifk go to Vres's home to give medicine, then meet with Dak, Sorrow and Nerwen who go to magic shop, then meet Guts and Sarrick, who will question people at tavern. Then Party go to mine to search for Darkstar. Knifk thinks the most powerful enemies will be in mine so is okay to split up."

Ooc: Dammit. Sorry guys, it seems my IDIOT BROTHER was using my iPad. I apologize for all the times he's screwed up on here, and for my own carelessness. I'll make sure it doesn't happen again... I guess this is what happens when you leave an iPad lying around where an 18 year old with the mind of a 13 year old can get at it.

"Knifk will hand over 15 gold to help friend Vres!" Knifk says, happily giving up all his Gold.

"Fishy-barbarian Fenimor is quitting Quest, so Party went to Hall to pick up friend Gorg as replacement! Gorg gets to go on Quest with Knifk!"

Knifk cheered with excitement when he learned his friend would be joining them on the Quest after all. "Hooray! Knifk's friend Gorg will be happy he doesn't have to stay at Hall while Nerwen, Knifk, and Company have fun smashing villians!"

"Urf. Knifk is glad he has armor and shield. Knifk will try to attack Sharkling Thug from front row."

Knifk wheels around and once more attacks Pegleg thug from the front row.

"Bad men (and sharky-man) should not have attacked heroes! Knifk will punish bad men(and sharky-man) by smashing pegleg thug from front row!"

"What did Vres's wife do at magic shop? " Knifk asks as they walk along.