Corrina Cow

We will never be lost as long as the stars are there to guide us. Plus we have GPS. What does GPS stand for? Gloriously Perceptive Sailors, of course! Look at them in their little sailor suits with their doodads and thingamajibbers and all that technical stuff. It's inspiring! And kind of sexy, too. *ahem* Red in the morning, sailor take warning, red at night, turn on a light. Er. Steer to the right. Um. Prepare for a fight? My pants are too tight? Lefty loosey, righty goosey? I think I'd better go lie down, my head is spinning. Won't someone sing me a lullaby?

On my stars, it's Torgam! How have you been, my sweet little baby? Of course I have port for you, but just a little, you're still so young, not even 100 yet. I do need these ankles, but you can nibble a bit if you really want, I've never been able to turn you down.

It means it's the perfect time to see the stars, darling! Early to bed and early to rise, means missing all the stars in the skies! *fiddles with charts then glances up* Look everyone, over there off the port bow, it's a shooting star! That's good luck for all who see it! What? You don't see it? Oh, no dear, your other port. I swear, some people wouldn't know their astrology from a hole in the clouds.

Maybe go back and read what I said. I have no doubt you got the role you've claimed, it would be very hard to fake a claim to a role that is so unique, what I doubt is that it has no other purpose than entertainment, since no such role would be needed in a game with so many others that could be given out. Oh, look, we're certifiable again, so there should be no more excuse for silence. Speak up, children, the stars are listening!

It's awfully easy to just reverse anything you say when it clearly earns negative attention, isn't it? How are we ever going to be certain what you've said or meant? You did say that, words have meanings. You may or may not have meant it, but you said it. Then, when the answer clearly came back "hell no!" you reversed. So yeah, intentionally or not, you did exactly what they stated and then backtracked. And now you're just trying to use confusing phrasing to explain it away. Maybe you don't mean to do that, but who knows what you mean when you can change immediately? Plus, we're already risking a lawsuit from those people over at Dudney Studios™ for having a mouse with a name so close to theirs.I've always heard that the second mouse gets cheesed. I think that's right. *shrug* Vote: Mobley Mouse And then there is this. I really doubt that with enough roles to choke an entire stable, there would be additional roles created for nothing but amusement value when the host could just do those actions on their own, like all the other amusement value based pictures. The poor hippo is going to end up with a concussion, are we supposed to believe that was a daytime role for amusement value? Of course not, that's just the host taking liberties with our bodies, as hosts tend to do, no special role required. I'm not saying it's damning, but I really doubt an entire role was made up to do nothing else, but you seem to want us to believe that. Or did you mean something else? Who knows??? Stupid as it is, I can believe that. I know it's how I read it. Butthead. I mean, head butter. Wait, a clue! Look at the first letter of each of his bolded words. He has an STD! That was silly, but accurate!

Is that where the captain stands? Are you going to get drunk as a skunk? Are there any skunks on board? As for the matter at hand, I'm waiting to grab a bird before speculating on the ones in the bushes. Once this delay has passed and we have roles, things should get more interesting, but I will agree that we all need to carefully consider what we reveal to avoid helping the scum. And then there is the voting, I have no idea yet on that one.

I don't even know what half of them do! I must consult the stars for clarity and understanding. We should get started though, the early bird gets the worm. Are there any birds or worms aboard?

My stars, look at you lovely children of the universe! I am Madame Corrina, Royal Astrologer. Feel free to come to me if you have questions about the future, and the appropriate remuneration for such information, of course.