Scorpiox

Haldor was about to smash his rod down on the head of Rebel Y, but once again a sweet-smelling pink envelope flutters to the ground. He grimaces at the rebel, before slowly picking up the letter. Hoping Ameli had replied to his second letter, Haldor opened the letter and began to read. But alas, it was just his friend Althior inquireing. He muttered an apology to the rebel who taps his wrist inpatiently, and Haldor quickly scribbled a reply. Dear Althior, Thank you for the leter, it is apreciated. I am doing wel, despite the fact that I seem to be in the midle of a war. There was some scare and I though I had lost Jess, but she returned safe and sound. Some things hapened and we changed to the corect syde. There is brutal conflict and we are cutting it close. But thank you for yor consern. As I right that rebel is eyeing me nasytily. Why does every quest I enter end up in us changing sides? Wat about yoo? How is everything in the fort, not run into many giant seege engines I hope. Make shure yoo keep out them Elves! I hope al is wel with Alexis, I think yoo too are very much alike. If there is anything yoo wish to share with me, any problems or bad things that you are worried or embarased about, I am here too help yoo. And yes I think I damn wel wil need a drink after al this. Jess is wel and looking just as good as before. Best of luck, Haldor Haldor shouts out 'I have Z-Mail!', causing the rebels to look at him as though he is insane. Haldor watches as the envelope vanishes, and notes some confused looks, and goes back to smashing in Rebel Y's skull. Tha bad spelling is intentional, as Haldor was never taught to write, he had to pick up things here and there from acient Norse scrolls.

This is why I love you Tanma.

Was he in the amazing market scene? Where I amazingly spotted Donny within five minutes on my first try.

With arrows I presume!

I don't really get the idea of this. What am I supposed to say? 'Dear Leo, uh yeah?'? And Leo might try woman who he has actually met, maybe girls who know him might be more interested. Plus, I loved how Pandy did her reply in the context of the quest, so awesome!

Not much to say, all it is is saying that Haldor will protect her, which is true.

Lets hope the actual Yakuza family don't get displeased of badboytje for using them in a game.

Nope! I love you! 'Cronk got Z-Mail!' Is my quote of the week! Something is seriously wrong with Leo... Oh and your reply was great Jeb!

Haldor read the letter and saw what Ameli had written. He quickly began a reply: Dear Ameli, I am glad that yoo are wel and good and that our children are doing fine. I would come and visit yoo and our children but I have so little time and I am currently in the middle of war. I saw what yor mother rote, and I have to say, am I not the father? How many other Norsemen have you been seeing? Just a joke, but seriously, why must yor parents denounce my existance. Is it out of shame, or do they hate me in particular? Please, since yor parents wil probably end up reeding this, I am Haldor Skovgaard and I hale from the Norse lands. I am a hero of Heroica hall, and I was one of the party who rescued Ameli and her brothers. Ameli and I had something between us, and I am the father of her child. But I must speek to yoo Ameli. How is evrything over there? I am sorry that yoo have to raze our children without a father, and I wood help in any way I can. Please, tell yor parents, why do they dispise me, why won't they let yoo right to me? It breaks me to think that I have done rong so that that will have naught to do with me. Hoping for your wel beeing, Haldor Haldor closed the letter and spoke 'I have Z-Mail', before returning to the all-too-real struggle in battle. Thanks Jeb!

Haldor's custom furs give him the edge he needs! But lets stop discussing heights now. 6"8' would be WAY to big to be medieval human, as the average was about 5"6'. Humans have developed a bit through history.

Whomever gave his title was correct, he is a Brobic HUMAN!

It is possible to not like violence (who does? ) but still do it if necerssary. Look at Haldor, he thinks violence is bad, but still has to do it because it is him or them. Bad mistake! I was just joking, realisticly Haldor would be about 6"4', which would be considered a 'giant'. Leo being 6"5' is VERY unusual for an Elf.

An I'm nearly 7 foot, because Norsemen are very tall... And Eric is even taller... And Pie, I'm thinking CMF Series one red afro, correct?

I realise that your letter is of course the most relevent and important letter that will ever go through the service.

Since when did Brobic Elves worship Zoot? So far the only worshipper of Zoot is Wren.

Why didn't you just tell her in-quest?

But Haldor won't be committing any crime any time soon, and he is being searched for in Haddon, so I think he is safe. I hope I don't recieve any knocks on the door. Oh and Jeb, if you don't mind, please could you reply to my letter as Ameli?

The battle seems to grind to a standstill, as though time itself has stopped. Haldor's mind blacked out, and he found himself standing in front of a writing desk, complete with parchment and ink. A shining pink mage was speaking, but Haldor payed no heed. He felt compelled to do something, to express his inner thoughts. He remembered the gnome girl Ameli, and what had happened, he heard she was pregnant after what had happened between them. Haldor felt guilty and responsible, she was young, and it wasn't her fault. Haldor sat down and used his l33t skilz to write a letter... Dear Miss Ameli Szalinski, I hope this leter finds yoo wel. I am righting becoz I feel reelly bad for the terrible things I did, and for turning yoor world upside down. When I came with my frends to rescu yoo and yor brothers I was foolish and stupid. I shood have stopped myself, I shouldn't have given into yor requests. But I was foolish, and didn't reelise how the actions of a few minoots wood ruin yor life. I wish I cood undo wat I have don, but it is in the past now. I want to say that I am trooly sory for my actions and how they destroyed yor youth. I am sory with all fiber of my existance. May I be so bold to ask the names of our children? But feel free to tel me to never right agen. If anyone asks who the father is, you are welcom to invent a person better than me, or say that I died, as yoo don't have to bear the shame of a passing 'hero' making false promises and leaving you in misery. I wood send gold but I have little to spare. I am so sory dear Ameli. If yoo reply to tel me how yoo are then I can try to help, but I will understand if yoo forget about me. I don't expect forgivness, I just want yoo to know I still care how yoo are. The cruel failure, Haldor. Haldor hoped that all was well for Ameli, otherwise he couldn't bear the guilt. But at least he had Jess to comfort him, and hoped that Ameli had found someone too. Haldor sealed the letter and looked around nervously. "Uh, I've uh, got Z-Mail!?" And then Haldor was rushed into the cruel and bitter combat once again, he saw Jess, and prayed she would never know what he did. Jeb, if you don't mind, please reply to this in-character as Ameli.

Or it would work if he somehow knew the woman's name while seeing her in the vision. Now Leo couldn't get Ellaria, he's trying Nyx. It's almost like a checklist through all the women.

Really! I have an idea. Now what was Ameli's surname... Just so long as Jess will never read the letter, it is only fair to write to her seeing that Haldor is her child's father.

Nice thing Sandy! I can imagine certain people will be making use of this function! *cough*Flipz*cough* I would myself, except that Jess is already aware of Haldors affections (at least I damn well hope so! ).

So excited!

Hell yeah! 'Oh noes! There are 74 men and only 50 woman! We need to get rid of 24 men somehow...'