Well, these are not so funny but I do hope that they are interesting; and like the first post sad, they were made almost immediately after opening collectible minifig bags :)
Drow: new pointed ears are perfect for dark elves ;)
Gnome ;) forest gnomes tend to eat chicken ;)
But, chicken have friends on high places, so the hunter can become the hunted ;) The greater werewolf, totally dislikes forest gnomes, and I don't know why :) (edit: it's so obvious, gnome has stolen his lucky bone ;)
Seraphim: there are not enough geisha bodies as much as I could use them :)
also forest gnome has an older brother, a wood gnome, and this is a big guy, I tell you ;) with a nasty bow and even nastier glance
Hazmat torso is perfect for medieval guys with armor ;) This leach is a good example ;) he is also owner of a woodland pub of questionable morality, but more of that later
At my place, Lego parts never stay together, they are constantly changing heads, torsos, only thing that I do not like to pull apart are hands. This marry fellow is working at the entrance of the "singing nymph" at in the forest. sufficient to say, no one ever makes trouble there ;)
and spartans were the most used collectible minifig at my place ;)
And this young lady was half-orc warrior that I've joined forces in Oblivion, I forgot the name of that quest, she was called something on "M", mazteca, something like this, and she wanted to become a knight, just like me ;) Any how, I've given her some accessories and tossed her in the Underdark. Soon she joined "sword sisters" paladins party, and together they stormed through Ched Nasad. The witch head, being green and female, is one of my favorites ;)