Salutations.
Agent Corvo Wingtips, gentleman mercenary, at your service. I have been recruited by the Octan Corporation's Special Forces for my, ahem, talents. The receptionist outside was quite cold to my charms so I am not sure if I need to show my resume but I will be doing it anyway because, well, who doesn't want to hear of my countless, ehrm, seven exploits?
1. Won my first duel at the age of fifteen against M.A.N.T.I.S. Commander Rathbrick.
2. Destabilized an alien government by spreading false information about the senate's involvement in gambling hall constructions.
3. Kidnapped three alien princesses.
4. Rescued three alien princesses.
5. Seduced three alien princesses.
6. Escaped a maximum security penitentiary with only a toothpick and a deck of playing cards.
7. Stole classified documents from Octan HQ...and was caught. Given the choice between execution or working as their agent to pay off my debt, the latter is far more preferable.
Well, I will be working with Octan indefinitely or until a higher bidder comes along. I would say 'see you soon' but if you did, I wouldn't be doing my job correctly. Toodle-loo!
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