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What what what?! I think you're being mislead, sirrah! I was catching up on lost sleep last night, not wandering through the camp. Need I remind you again that I am here to wash away the filth from this regiment? Besides, I'm a Provost Guard, not a private! You're lucky you're clean shaven, otherwise I'd be mighty suspicious right now. Dress as a private? And discard these pauldrons? Honestly, think before you speak.

Why not toss a lit torch into the room? I mean, there wouldn't be anything flammable in there, what with this place being made of stone. Just don't throw it on the wheel. What does the rest of the group think?

Hmm. It's our duty to assist in ridding this regiment of Deserters, and none has been more suspicious to me than Dan Gale. And if we don't vote, no one faces the Court Marshal, and achieve nothing except risk of another tragedy in the night. So, I hereby cast my vote: Private Dan Gale. No doubt he'll in turn turn against us - oh wait, he already has. Let me remind you we are here to help rid this regiment of Deserters, nothing else. Not to cry about family waiting at home, or to salivate over sausages. Casting suspicion on us only reflects it upon yourself, Private. Gah, but you're so convincing. Damnit all, I don't want another tragedy in the night due to lack of voting, but I sure as hell don't want to sentence an Honoured. If you truly are an Honoured, ad you find yourself standing in front of the Court Marshal, I pray they see the right choice.

Same here. Are all internet service providers out to stop Red Moon?

Ah, this memory isn't what it used to be. Wait, have I said that already? Maybe. I'm not sure, this memory's not what it used to be. At least my inspection wasn't a complete waste, I think I hear something moving through this crack... Could someone pass me a torch (lit, please) so I can try to illuminate the area through the crack? I also think we should work on getting that lever pulled down, but... remotely. We can't have someone standing there pulling it, or they'll be crushed. If we could find some other way to pull it down without risking anyone... Hmmm...

Well hold on now. Are you saying it is solely up to the Provost Guard to root out these filthy scum Deserters? I assure you, it is every loyal man's duty to find these vermin and cleanse our army of them. It's hardly honourable to stand by and leave the Provost Guard to do the work. It seems again you've been mislead. It's not my right to go snooping around people's tents. I investigate as you all do, by observing the situation, listening to what others say and sniffing out any oddities. So why don't you tell me what your investigations have revealed? Now, let me express a thought. Perhaps, we could trace the direction the powder fuse was laid out, as the scum-bag who lit it likely poured it in the direction he intended on escaping to. Then, we could see whose tents lie in the path of where the fuse points. Does that make sense?

Hmmmm. Well, I guess I'd like to inspect the wall on the opposite side of the room everyone else is inspecting. After all, aren't temples like this all symmetrical? If we find a hidden entrance on one side, perhaps it will be mirrored on the other side? It's worth a shot, yeah?

Sorry about my lack of posting, I assure you it won't happen in future days. Here's to Day 2! Keep up the good work, ImperialScouts! ~Peace

It's back, hoo-ah! Count me in. ~Peace

Right? Aren't they wonderful? <dusts off epaulettes for emphasis, not that they need dusting> Ah, brilliant. Yes. Now, back to the matter at hand! Breakfast! Ai, I'm not a fan of meat. Did I hear someone mention tarts? I sure could go for one of those.. Aaron, was it? Aaron Stelly? And now, back to the real reason I'm here, matters much more serious than breakfast! These damned deserters... Well hold on now, Mason. That's no attitude to take. We may be Provost Guard, but we should not elevate ourselves above these fine soldiers. <dusts off epaulettes again > We'll take all the help we can get to flush out the deserters.

Still here, still ready to flush out those filthy deserters, and still donning the most awesome facial hair.

Whoa, those look awesome! Arealight sure know how to print well. I'm a bit hesitant about the torsos though, I mean, sure they look great, but are they weaker than regular torsos or anything like that? With the different shape and all. Thanks for sharing these with us Siegfried! No, no, I can't, it's... it's too obvious a set-up... ~Peace

Another awesome MOC from The Brick Times! Took me a while to realise it was an arm, I thought it was a bench of sorts. The vice is indeed a very neat detail. Great job, thanks for sharing! ~Peace

Huh, I saw this thread many a times, but though it was the old title thread renewed. I didn't realise it was an archive! Well then. Cheese-Eating Castle Monkey was spawned from this post of mine in the Favourite Cheese thread, as well as the fact that Castle is my favourite (and unarguably the best theme ever [perhaps besides Rock Raiders]) theme and I posted in the History and Adventure theme a lot. As for the monkey part, well, you know me. What? You don't? Well then, I guess it will forever be a mystery! Peace ~iamded :pir-skull:

Congrats! I've only seen a few ads about it, but it looks interesting. Still haven't seen James Cameron's Avatar - if it's still screening I'll see it this weekend. See if it lives up to the massive, massive (MASSIVE) amounts of hype and attention it's received here. As for the latest movie I saw, well I believe it was Zombieland. I love that movie, I've seen it 3 times and there's bound to be more. It's a movie perfectly catered to my tastes. I'm sure I've mentioned it already, but I saw Inglourious Basterds again too. I've seen it so many times, and I still love it. My favourite characters have got to be Sergeants Donny Donowitz and Hugo Stiglitz (in terms of entertainment), but Hans Landa in terms of character and acting.

I thought "Torches: North, East, South, West" perhaps had something to do with which torches to light, but then I realised there are only 4 torches here anyway. Well, there goes that theory...

Oh no, the poor boy! What a way to go! Such a tragedy. ... So each of you, break off a couple of pieces of Jack Baxter and we'll be all set. Clearly I'm not the only one to put two and two together. Let his death not be in vain... I suggest a moment of silence... <Takes the pointiest rib bone available while Rich's head is bowed in silence>

I thought something looked different. Come now Tony, let's go stand by the one with the revolver... Those aren't silver bullets, per chance?

Ooooh yeah. Hmm. I had forgotten about that, now there's another thing to worry about.. Well, if we can't leave via the bus, and we aren't going to return all the knives, then I agree in heading back into the temple.

Of course not! I refer to the women back home. Or wherever I find them, really. Pff, you and your symmetry...

Wait - wait - Hector had the missing knife. We established this. Therefore there was no 'missing' knife, Hector took it to fight the scorpion. So all the knives are there, we don't have to worry about any one of us having stolen it. Now why don't we redistribute the knives to their rightful owners. We're all on the same team here, aren't we? And I'd feel much safer if my dear Tony had his knife on him. You say it may not fend off demons, but it's better than nothing! What I would like to know is why Hector didn't go for the med-kit himself? I mean, sure, he was being attacked by the scorpion, but a swift stomp (or stab) would have taken care of that, and if he avoided the other scorpions he could easily have got to the med-kit. Enough about the scorpions. I vote we give the knives back to their owners, and then move on to the temple. Unless anyone wants to check the bus for more clues?

David? Michel? Oh, come on! Do you know how long I spent getting my facial hair like this? Sure, it may look a little off, but I hear the ladies dig asymmetry.

Oh, er, I don't suppose Hinckley could fix the image tag in my post? I would but I don't want to mysteriously wind up dead... ~Peace

That's what I thought... Yes, that's it! Stone them! Stone them all! Filthy, horrible little arachnids! Crush them with the stones on the ground, or if there's any one strong enough to lift it, I see a section of pillar next to the front of the bus that could work wonderfully. Yes, that would do the job nicely!

Ian Des of the Provost Guard, reporting in! As a proud member of the Provost Guard, I do so solemnly swear to bring in all traitorous deserters to face the Court Marshal! Desertion will not be tolerated in our regiment, the 42nd! Now I know morale may not be at it's highest, what with our losing streak in the battle field, but hearing rumours that the 42nd has the highest desertion rate - well it's just appalling. I earned my way into the Provost Guard, and I was assigned here for a reason. I intend to fulfil my purpose here or die trying! Although, you know, it would be nice to not die trying. Now let's weed us out some deserters!