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Erdathcath grabs Grabian by the throat, but he has a "throat like iron", it seems he is in better shape than they thought. She doesn't manage to choke him or kill him, so she lets go of him. He glares at her hatefully as the party starts to leave.

Stats look good. "Follow me to the corn maze!" Benji shouts proudly, as he leads the party to their first stop.

Guys, lets stop arguing with the merchant and just move on. Please. This quest is taking long enough... That's an order if you didn't notice. Otherwise this wouldn't be in bold Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13.5 Cleric Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 130 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin (accessory, heals 1 health to wearer each round of battle, unless knocked out), Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire, Ruby, Tasty Pretzel (Consumable) - 1/3 chance each of granting lucky, hastened and encouraged-effects upon consumption. Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 19 Druid *Lucky* *Deals Confused* Power: 29 Health: 33/33 Ether: 22/22 Gold: 232 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (Causes lucky-effect; bodywear), Amulet of Optimism (Adds the confused-effect to all attacks; suitable to Erdathcath only; accessory) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore), Mage's Muffler (protects from sealed), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 10 Rogue *Dual Strike* *Hastened* Power: 25 Health: 17/17 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:14, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1), Pegleg of Hastening (Permanent hastened-effect to the user; suitable to Sarge only; footwear) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 22 Berserker Power: 31 Health: 29/41 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Ah I forgot about the light-elemental damage But don't forget that he fights in the back row, so he only recieved half damage.

He thinks that I always get the good weapons Its because I'm a useful player in the RPG, unlike you Palathadric

In preparation for the fields, Benji sells his WP:5 longbow for 25 gold. 11+25=36 gold With this gold, Benji buys a Nostrum. 36-35 gold = 1 gold remaining "Thanks" Benji mumbles to no one in particular as he walks out of the marketplace.

Benji drools over his new weapon

The handcannon is so bad-a$$ Thank you Sandy Claus, er, Father Grogmas!

Hallelujer!

"How terrifying" Benji fakes a shudder. "Thank you for the information, friend!" Benji exclaims thankfully. "I'll be on my way now. I'm off to the fields, tomrorow."

Benji listens in awe to the metasimian as he reads from the thick books. "The Obsidian Dragon sounds like a most fascinating beast... if you had any other valuable information on it I would love to hear it. I'd assume that it would be classified as an ancient, correct?"

How exactly will three quest-masters work in the Unlimited Quest?

I'll write something up for semi-mad demi-gods if you need me to, Scorpiox

It seems sort of strange to me that they are all considered the same species.

Oh BTW I love the embassy! I read through the whole thing But I noticed two mistakes...: 1. There is no description for hobgoblins? 2. Typo under werefolk - *mentally strongest, not metally strongest And what about genies (or other spirit people)

Benji walks into the library out of boredom and walks up to the metasiminian respectfully. "My dear librarian, do you happen to know anything about the Crystal Titan, the Jade Kraken, or the Obsidian Dragon?"

"I'll do no such thing. Get out of here, you pesky rogue. And I would appreciate it if your friends would leave as well. I've had enough problems today, because of you fellows." "Come on, lets just go, lets not cause any more problems here... lets just get to the last stop and then my father's place."

Grabian the Greedy peeks out from behind the table where he was hiding as the heroes start going through the goods. "HEY!" He shouts. "What do you think you're doing? You can't steal any goods, friends. I'm still here and I'm taking over control of the other shops, now that you've conveniently murdered my only friends. " Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13.5 Cleric Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 130 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin (artifact, accessory, heals 1 health to wearer each round of battle, unless knocked out), Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire, Ruby Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 19 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* Power: 29 Health: 33/33 Ether: 22/22 Gold: 232 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore), Mage's Muffler Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 10 Rogue *Dual Strike* Power: 25 Health: 17/17 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:14, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 22 Berserker Power: 31 Health: 29/41 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing

EDIT: Never mind, I should've asked in the Rules & Discussion thread.

Happy New Year, y'all!

Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13.5 Cleric Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 130 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire, Ruby Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 19 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* Power: 29 Health: 33/33 Ether: 22/22 Gold: 232 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore), Mage's Muffler Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 10 Rogue *Dual Strike* Power: 24 Health: 17/17 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom, Grating Stone Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 22 Berserker Power: 31 Health: 29/41 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Is the party ready to move on?

I am never EVER AGAIN hosting anyone as pathetic in fighting as Monk Pretzel... Cookie for whoever reads ALL of my most recent post in Quest #42 and is able to provide a related joke

Battle Round Eighteen: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Hit Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel continues the fight as the other party members sit down and start to nap. He hits the skeleton causing 13 damage. The battle *yawn* continues... Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 105/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 35/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Nineteen: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Special Guard Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel continues to fight Elfie. The skeleton elf attempts to unnaturally heal all his allies, but he realizes that his allies are all dead so the ritual was quite useless in the end. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 105/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 34/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Hit Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Our brave Pretzel continues to fight alone. Adam and Sarge had already nodded away to lullaby land, while Erdy is quietly giggling at Pretzel while pretending to be giggling about something else not related, like the fact that she was sitting on a dead guy. Anyways, Pretzel manages to hit another weak hit of 13 damage to the skeleton. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 92/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 33/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-One: (ugh) Pretzel vs. Elfie - Miss Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Our brave hero misses. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 92/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 32/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Two: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Special Guard Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Again the skeleton attempts to heal his allies, because he forgot that they're already dead. OK, next round... Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 92/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 31/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Two: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Shield: Miracle Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing The incompetent Pretzel doesn't manage to damage the enemy, and instead heals the whole party (in this case only Adam is injured), afterwards Adam stop squiggling in his sleep from the pain of his slowly descending health. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 92/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 39/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Three: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Hit Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel hits Elfie with a pathetic hit of 13 damage. The epic battle roars on... Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 79/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 38/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Four: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Special Guard Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Elfie tries to heal his dead allies. Again. 'nuff said. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 79/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 37/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Five: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Miss Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel stupidly misses the dumb skeleton. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 79/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 36/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Six: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Shield: Miracle Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel idiotically heals Adam, instead of damaging his opponent like he was supposed to. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 79/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 39/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Seven: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Shield: Miracle Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel yet again idiotically heals Adam, instead of damaging his opponent like he was supposed to. When will he learn... Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 79/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 39/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Eight: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Critical Hit Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel finally lands a damaging hit on the skeleton. The skeleton laughs as he receives 23 damage, because he knows that he still has a while left to live his undead life. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 56/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 38/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Twenty-Nine: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Shield: Miracle Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel heals Adam. Again. This would be useful if he was actually gaining significant damage. And if Pretzel didn't heal him every other turn. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 56/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 39/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Thirty: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Miss Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Heavenly songs are heard. Erdy, Adam, and Sarge drowsily look at the sight. An angel from heaven descends to the earth, carrying a trophy bearing in large letters: "Most Incompetent Hero of the Universe". The angel hands the trophy to Pretzel and returns upwards with haste. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 56/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 38/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Thirty-One: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Damage Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing The skeleton weakly attempts to attack the moron (need we mention his name?) but fails to do any damage, to my regret. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 56/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 38/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Thirty-Two: (this is taking a lot of time... all this copy and paste-ing, lol) Pretzel vs. Elfie - Hit Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing The pathetic moron damages the skeleton with 13 damage. The rest of the party starts counting their toes. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 43/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 37/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Thirty-Three: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Miss Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Trips on a rock. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 43/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 36/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Thirty-Four: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Miss Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Trips on a rock. Again. Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 43/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 35/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Battle Round Thirty-Five: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Damage Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing The skeleton attempts to damage Pretzel but doesn't succeed, because Pretzel has enough shield to protect himself... Adam, who was poisoned, loses 1 more health. Enemies: Elfie the Skeleton Type: Undead Level: 3 Health: 43/200 SP: 10 Special: Unnatural Healing - Magically transfers 50 health from himself to heal all his allies with 50 health each. Drops: Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Note: Fights from the back row. Immune to sealed effect. Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13 Cleric *encouraged* Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 18.5 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 28 Health: 32/32 Ether: 21/21 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 9 Rogue *Dual Strike* *encouraged* *sealed* Power: 23 Health: 16/16 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 21 2/3 Berserker *encouraged* *poisoned* Power: 30 Health: 34/40 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing OK I'm still rolling the dice but I'm tired of posting "nothing" rounds... ug... Time flies by... Battle Round Fourty-One: Pretzel vs. Elfie - Critical Hit Adam does nothing >Sarge does nothing >Erdy does nothing Pretzel finally lands a finishing blow to the elfish skeleton. The battle is successful!!!! Party: Monk Pretzel (Palathadric) Level 13.5 Cleric Power: 23 Defense: 5 Health: 23/23 Ether: 17/21 Gold: 30 Equipment: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Broomstick De Albert (WP:6), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires, suitable for all classes), Grand Potion (3), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Deadly Venom, Venom (2), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (5), Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magic Viper Skin, Bone (3), Amethyst, Sapphire Erdathcath Madilinas (The_Customizer) *party leader* Level 19 Druid *lucky* *immune to petrify* Power: 29 Health: 33/33 Ether: 22/22 Gold: 132 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 7 Smelling Salts, 15 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Fire Bomb, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Paralyzing Venom, Grand Tonic, Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe, Demon Frog Essence, Mythril Shard (1/4 of a whole Mythril ore) Cpt Jon. Mcency (Skyrimguy) Level 10 Rogue *Dual Strike* Power: 24 Health: 17/17 Gold: 305 Equipment: Demonic Scissors (WP:13, fire, dual strike), Metal Teeth (Headgear, Power +1) Inventory: Amethyst (Darkness), Bedroll, Potions x2, Venom, Deadly Venom Adam (NPC - controlled by The_Customizer) Level 22 Berserker Power: 31 Health: 29/41 SP: 7 Gold: 0 Equipment: Regular Standard Ordinary Sword (WP:9), Fashionable Shield (SP:7) (on loan from Cpt Jon Mcency) Inventory: nothing Loot: 200 gold Ruby (Fire) Mage's Muffler (suitable for anyone, protects from sealed-effect, accessory) Grating Stone (+1 WP upgrade for any weapon)

"Thats a birthday all right... "

Why take a potion? You're already at full health... You can't heal, you're sealed.

"Is it your birthday?"