Capt.JohnPaul

Finally he slings his crossbow over his back. "Did I pull out my weapon first?"

Facepalm "I don't know."

Ok, I'm confused. Let's take this 1 step at a time, Bowman doesn't like barbarians and takes out bow, Bart flips over table and Eric is sitting there, the wizard mage gets scared and takes out a wand, and I point my crossbow at people who look like thy are going to start trouble, but who's pointing weapons at the beginning? If I'm wrong, sorry for getting tensed up as people flip tables over. Bacari slowly lowers his crossbow. As you threaten to use magical flying power son people!

Don't worry Cronk, it was just that idiot bowman who pulled it out, I'm trying to stop him.

You going to send me flying over to quest board signor? I wouldn't raise that wand anymore. Bacari's muscles in his fingers tense.

CLICK Everyone glances at Bacari, a new bolt ready.

No you won't trouble maker. Bacari shoots his crossbow into the cow, the bolt sticks out. Woops, that was one of my poison bolts, I wouldn't eat that.

"Nobody move a muscle," Bacari calmly says, as he quickly unslings his crossbow. He points it at the other ranger, I believe it was you who started the table flipping. He then switches the point over too Eric. "Eric, if they give you a bad name, what do you care, it's just another crusader imposter, but of a barbarian, and you saw how we dealt with them, so am I saying to fight or not fight? Let's take a vote, or )?"

Schnezarazde, (how do you even spell that??? ) I'll have some steak. Bacari waits for his meal.

Is there a menu here, because that food you have reminds me of something I love to eat.

Looked through 4 pages and couldn't find the question. But if poison on a weapon works for 1 battle, what happens with my crossbow? As I have multiple bolts, do I get to keep using my poisoned weapon?

Buys venom for 5, sells smoke bomb for 2, so: 10-5+2= 7 Oh, I shall buy a bedroll too, so 2 gold left.

"Oh, your weapon is poisoned too?" Bacari says, in his thick accent.

And to not be seen, don't ever move if being stared at. As once your prey turns around and not facing you, they will quickly look back and they will see your movement. (Most of us are rangers, but the ones talking right now are.)

How about we all have a ranger discussion, as we are all rangers it appears... favorite tracking skills anyone?

I'm just playing around..... Fine, I'll put crossbow down.

Bacari closes his eyes and starts swinging his crossbow and pointing it randomly. MARCO!!....

No, I didn't shoot you, another elf, it's an inside joke. No, I didn't shoot Alexis either, that would be too wrong. Is that another drink???

Don't talk to me like that! I'm a knight! Bacari then shoots at a female elf, I want to buy more drinks! I have a long lost brother who died! Bacari then throws a shuriken at a crusader who barged in.

Wait, why does the king want to know about the impostor????? Anyways, Can I buy a drink????

Good! Then we could play Marco Polo with our weapons!

Bacari senses that people are watching him, he quickly "accidentally" spills his water on the floor. "Oh, darn, I'll have to get more water." As Bacari sees the Female Elf Ranger walk in, he thinks, "Wow, that was unlucky timing." refering to the game he was playing with Eric.

Apparently someone thinks hit on female elves. So if they insist, Misses Orc barlady, get me something to drink! Don't they no that happens after the heroic quest?

I am speechless... Bacari pours a bit of green powder into water and starts slowly stirring the water with his crossbow bolts. In case anyone was suspicious, "Never hurts to be prepared for another ninja crusader."

EXACTLY, no one should trust a liar. Don't agree? EDIT: Then who makes the first move?