Junior Shark Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Who woods hae thooght 'at Plot Device woods hae bin a HYDRA agent? Oan 'at subject, whit is HYDRA? Whit is SHIELD? Wha ur ye aw wearin' dark blue? I've ne'er bin intae dark-wash denim meself, bu ah guess ye aw ur Canadian ur somethin'. Flesh pretzels? Every baker worth his salt knows th' value ay a guid flesh pretzel. Ah was once trapped oan an islain wi' cannibals, an' they aw inexplicably enjoyed mah flesh pretzel an' anchovie pizza. It was one ay mah better pizzas, if ah dae say sae myself.
Khscarymovie4 Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 I think you're scum. Says the man who some have speculated to be a werewolf.
Dragonfire Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Also... if Jafar is feeding us hand-colored pretzels, it seems like it's only a matter of time before we bite the hand that feed us! I just had a disturbing thought... if Jafar is one of the traitors, he could just poison us all and be done with it Who woods hae thooght 'at Plot Device woods hae bin a HYDRA agent? Oan 'at subject, whit is HYDRA? Whit is SHIELD? Wha ur ye aw wearin' dark blue? I've ne'er bin intae dark-wash denim meself, bu ah guess ye aw ur Canadian ur somethin'. You sound oddly unsure of which side you're on. If you don't know what either us or HYDRA is, are you even meant to be here? Shouldn't we just kick you out? Also be careful, you edited your post which is prohibited Way to draw attention to it... almost as if you wanted the host to notice so that he'd get penalty votes Says the man who some have speculated to be a werewolf. Ah, but you see, werewolves aren't necessarily members of HYDRA, are they?
Khscarymovie4 Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Ah, but you see, werewolves aren't necessarily members of HYDRA, are they? Look what Hydra did to Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver. I'm sure they have the ability to turn someone into a werewolf. But you are right, I have no proof that James is a member of Hydra.
Junior Shark Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 You sound oddly unsure of which side you're on. If you don't know what either us or HYDRA is, are you even meant to be here? Shouldn't we just kick you out? You seem affally eager tae lynch th' innocent soorce aff aw yer pizza (ain yer back rubs).
mostlytechnic Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 That's stupid. You're an idiot too, Daniel. It was hard to see who you are this game because you've got all your old roles in your signature too. Nick Fury wouldn't make it that obvious. Oh, because having the first line of the block say "currently" makes it too hard to find? Do you tactical guys find reading hard?
Dragonfire Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 You seem affally eager tae lynch th' innocent soorce aff aw yer pizza (ain yer back rubs). "Kick you out" doesn't mean "lynch you". I never said I thought you were HYDRA, I just said you shouldn't be here. Do you need glasses, pizza guy?
Lady K Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Seriously! How could this happen? What exactly was security doing? Ok, we need tighter security starting now! Jafar, we need a steady supply of healthy food and drinks for everyone, and please bring me a Grande Latte with a shot of cayenne pepper....I need a strong drink. And pizza guy, if you want to be able to serve pizza here then you better sober up.......if I can't have high quality superior rum in my drinks, then you can't drink either!
Junior Shark Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Fur th' lest time, ah am Scottish, nae drunk! Ah hae got nae rum up me kilt! Ah am as sober as a plate ay haggis! Aw ye ill-cultured Americans... "Kick you out" doesn't mean "lynch you". I never said I thought you were HYDRA, I just said you shouldn't be here. Do you need glasses, pizza guy? Aye, ah dae need spectacles. Since when was it in th' best interest ay SHIELD tae discriminate against th' disabled? Seems mair loch a HYDRA philosophy tae me....
Piratedave84 Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Way to draw attention to it... almost as if you wanted the host to notice so that he'd get penalty votes Trying to help the new comers. Fur th' lest time, ah am Scottish, nae drunk! Ah hae got nae rum up me kilt! Ah am as sober as a plate ay haggis! Aw ye ill-cultured Americans... Aye, ah dae need spectacles. Since when was it in th' best interest ay SHIELD tae discriminate against th' disabled? Seems mair loch a HYDRA philosophy tae me.... I'm getting really tired of your speech problem ... did a HYDRA experiment fry your brain or what?
Junior Shark Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Qu'est-ce que c'est "role-play" en anglais? I'm as much at a loss as the rest of you as to why Plot Device's mood turned south. Are the easterly winds blowing? Northerly? Westerly? Ye all are so eager to point the blame at a pizza outsider like me, but never forget that the traitor was one of you! In times like this, I encourage us all to find a life lesson in the diurnal behavior of the pangolin. A pangolin will curl up in its shell and hang from the nearest shady tree branch. There it is safe from all sorts of predators, particularly those who wish to put in soup. In its mind, a pangolin is not thinking, "How many suns are there in a dozen?" or "Today was great! I can't believe I hit my greatest batting average today!" A pangolin is actually thinking, "If I were to leave this branch now to begin a life as a Scottish pizza maker, how much success would I have?" I hope you find the lesson in that story as self-evident as I do! Yes, ah can speak English withoot mah natural Scottish accent.
Khscarymovie4 Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 It only takes a few hours for all of us to start pointing fingers at one another. I'm afraid we will all agree that someone is in Hydra, lynch them, then it turns out they were good.
Lady K Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 It only takes a few hours for all of us to start pointing fingers at one another. I'm afraid we will all agree that someone is in Hydra, lynch them, then it turns out they were good. As is typical for Day 1.
Tariq j Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 I think vodka is a good choice then Indeed, and in abundant quantities too.
Umbra-Manis Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Indeed, and in abundant quantities too. It's a good thing Vodka is a Russian thing and not a German one or I'd be very suspicious of your eagerness for alcohol.
JackJonespaw Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Steaks for everyone, hooray! If you have been wondering to where I am, I was in the back, making delicious steaks for all of you, my friends. And...enemies, apparently. And those of you suggesting that you might bite my hand, you, friends, are on the top of my SUSPICION LIST! With the bonus of also being the only names on there, too!
Comrade Commander Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 He was...standing...so close to me...I could have died!!! I will not have Hydra lurking around here when I still have Noble Prizes to win! We need to stop fiddling around and find these guys
jluck Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Why you youngsters still freakin' out?? Just lynch the darn traitors and get on with your lives. Why, when I was your age we didn't put up with such polliwogin' and malarkey. We'd take the dang folks round behind the barn and where their hides out. Why, we didn't take this disrespect. Times were...zzz...different...zzzZZZ...back...zzzzzZZZZZZ.
Lady K Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Why you youngsters still freakin' out?? Just lynch the darn traitors and get on with your lives. Why, when I was your age we didn't put up with such polliwogin' and malarkey. We'd take the dang folks round behind the barn and where their hides out. Why, we didn't take this disrespect. Times were...zzz...different...zzzZZZ...back...zzzzzZZZZZZ. Right you are Walter. Times may be different but we will not take this kind of disrespect!
Darkdragon Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 I've never seen a day one so quiet. Could it be that the HYDRA team is full of new players that haven't even been to Mafia School and they are afraid to post? Perhaps one semi-experienced player on the team told them to just try and fly below the radar. With so much silence, the lynch will end up being the player who got a penalty simply because it's easy, and day two will be what day one usually is. So I understand why HYDRA is keeping quiet with this easy lynch on the table, but what about everyone else?
mediumsnowman Posted March 9, 2016 Author Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) Because your host loves you all, he's going to open voting 30 minutes early. Or because I won't be available later. Either works. Vote Tally 4 votes for Eugene Lawson (Forresto): (Penalty x4) Nonvoting: (Everyone) You may now vote! With 16 players remaining, a majority of 9 is required to lynch. Approximately 48 1/2 hours remain in the day. Edited March 9, 2016 by mediumsnowman
Forresto Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Thanks boss. I'll get those transponders fixed by the time you're back! (begins playing tetris on terminal) Hold on don't just go for the easy lynch because a man made a mistake That's insane! We are shield we uphold the law! and the job of the legal system is to protect the innocent at all costs. Do not go after me simply because it's easy. Whoever is lynched if someone indeed is lynched needs to be because we have some tangible evidence against them.
JackJonespaw Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Thanks boss. I'll get those transponders fixed by the time you're back! (begins playing tetris on terminal) Hold on don't just go for the easy lynch because a man made a mistake That's insane! We are shield we uphold the law! and the job of the legal system is to protect the innocent at all costs. Do not go after me simply because it's easy. Whoever is lynched if someone indeed is lynched needs to be because we have some tangible evidence against them. It is the first day, friend. We rarely get any tangible evidence, and the lynch is generally just on a simple hunch.
Piratedave84 Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 I'm going to throw the first vote in, it's not substantiated by anything other than low post count; vote: Hailey Coleman (Comrade Commander) Thanks boss. I'll get those transponders fixed by the time you're back! (begins playing tetris on terminal) Hold on don't just go for the easy lynch because a man made a mistake That's insane! We are shield we uphold the law! and the job of the legal system is to protect the innocent at all costs. Do not go after me simply because it's easy. Whoever is lynched if someone indeed is lynched needs to be because we have some tangible evidence against them. So are you defending them ... or simply trying to get us not to vote for your buddy ... what if he's HYDRA ... WHAT IF YOU'RE HYDRA? Just because he made an error doesn't mean he's not HYDRA. Screw that unvote: Hailey Coleman (Comrade Commander) vote: Eugene Lawson (Forresto) For trying to defend his buddy.
Forresto Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 I'm going to throw the first vote in, it's not substantiated by anything other than low post count; vote: Hailey Coleman (Comrade Commander) So are you defending them ... or simply trying to get us not to vote for your buddy ... what if he's HYDRA ... WHAT IF YOU'RE HYDRA? Just because he made an error doesn't mean he's not HYDRA. Screw that unvote: Hailey Coleman (Comrade Commander) vote: Eugene Lawson (Forresto) For trying to defend his buddy. First off sir I was defending myself where did you get the idea I was defending anyone else? Everyone this man has misconstrued every thing ive ever said for no good reason. Hes been after me suspiciously from the start. Hes even the reason im now the easy lynch by pointing out that I made a novice's mistake. He has set this up from the very begining for me to be the easy kill. This man is clearly with Hydra! I was going to let that whole thing slide but now that youre continuing to hound me me I will have no choice but to vote for you when I get access to a terminal (computer)
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