Vader

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .... It seems that our old trooprer Yoda601 has returned.....he has reported that he was left to die on endor........what is the meaning of this???????

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ................ It seems more rebels are coming out of hiding...................Perhaps its time for a good old recruitment drive........... or a good old hunt......................

GM dont cover for him........i know it was him that trashed that hotel room on cloud city..........

Gm i do hope you havent given gary too much booze.............i still remember the last time he got drunk..........even the cleaner troops refused to clean up the mess..................

Ahhh yes GM we forgot all about the tests, ah well he can stay put for now.............perhaps it would be wise to send down a yub yub burger for the prisoner...................make sure its placed outside of his cell out of arms lenth....................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yes GM once Twated there can be no escape........ GM have you sent word to our endor base of our Galactic times interview? Fett enjoy that drink.............

GM!!!!!! Wheres the Fett we need to capture or destroy these rebels now!!!!!!!!

Having looked at this site im not convinced that they have the sets, i hope they do but ill hold fire until ordering i think.

And you shall always be twated rebel .............. GM all these rebels seem to be taking the bait!!!!! now we must open fire on them all!!!!!

Ahhhhhh yes GM the pic is a fine one..........it was done by the Galactic finest Jipay............He does seem to turn out some great work...............

GM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! ITS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE MOST WANTED REBEL OF THEM ALL SARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes GM the photo does indeed show my good side..........i had my helmet waxed by 2 tweek girls........for the photo......... test

You know GM that pet looks awfully tasty.............perhaps we should deep fry it and serve it with some Empire fries........ GM have you recieved your copy of the Galactic Times yet????

Hmmmmmmm GM you ask a very interesting question............I shall contact the Emperor and ask for his advice..... Once Order is restored we shall continue our distribution of Yub Yub Burgers and i will continue my hunt for Obi Wan......

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........ Yes soon the rebels will be no more and we will have established order throughout the galaxy.........

GM i wonder if its gungans that are flying these ships???? Either way i wonder who gave them a license to fly????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Indeed GM there flying skills are pitiful...............why waste perfectly good missiles when they seem eager to kill themselves with feeble flight skills.........

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............. I have just recieved these long range pictures........ It seems to be a small rebel fleet............. All SD prepair for combat we shall destroy them all at last......

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........ It seems we have found a lone Xwing flying out here ..........no doubt to keep tabs on us.....Destroy it at once........

GM my officers inf..m me ..at we should be free f.om the effects of it .oon.......

Cu.se th... supern.va!..! All sh.ps boast your sig..ls to full pow.r!!!!

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .......... Where is th..fett?....H.ve yo....heard fro...him???

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............. It seems that the supernova is nearly ov... though so....parts of our transmissions ma.. not be fully recieved.... Because of th... it may be wise t.. cut trans...sions again at some point......

Lord *vader* to Empire........... Due to a supernova nearby the usual tie army newscast will close for repairs.............. We will return shortly.............so be warned rebel scum......... *vader*

Rebels you have no understanding of the force...........and even if you did you would need more than that to save your sorry butts..........