The Kid

Yes, death and destruction for all! casewindu went first, by the looks of things... Oh well, I still get to be second!! TK

These droids seem to have been waiting for the right moment to strike. I get the feeling they're not going to stop, there's too many of them, and they just keep coming from nowhere. Plus - wait, they've got more dropships! What do they expect to do with those? Okay, they've landed them on all the surrounding planets. Surrounding us. We're surrounded. With 2 Star Destroyers, 5 squadrons of TIE Fighters, 2 squadrons of TIE Bombers, me, casewindu and Stauder. This does NOT look good. TK

OOC: Shhh, I modded it ;-) TK to Stauder: Uh, little problem. Lots of fighters, don't know WHERE they're coming from. This droid attack is relentless, and there are now at least 40 droid ships here, and that's not including the ones we destroyed earlier. More fighters please, we need to quell this ASAP! TK

They are? I do? Ah, well, this'll make it more fun. Commence bombing run! TK to Commanding Bomber Pilot: Come in, Commander! Yes Sir. The base is a little further ahead, don't bomb those canyons! On second thought, do, what do I care? The planet's going bye-bye soon anyway. Continue bombing, and make sure you get well clear of the planet afterwards. Right away General! All ships continue bombing! TK to casewindu and Stauder: Okay, get these Star Destroyers out of here, we don't want them caught in the shockwave. I'll detonate as soon as everyone is clear. I just- *laser fire* *boom* Uh oh, wing's hit. Where's my spanner? And what's firing at us...? Hey, look, Vulture Droids! Beefed up Vulture Droids! Oh, great. Well, there's only a few. Aha, my spanner! TK to Bridge Commander: Send out a TIE Squadron. The Vulture Droids are back. TK

Uh, yeah, I don't think that's possible for a one-man ship, Stauder... don't worry though, it's only a cannon, and an engine, and... uh, I'll catch up. *pulls out spanner* ---3 minutes, several blastwounds and 2 exploded droids later--- Ah! Done! Here we go! Done, back with the Star Destroyers. TK to Stauder: Come in, what is your position? You did leave those weapons of mass destruction down there, didn't you? And you do have the detonator in your ship, riiight....? Oh god, the droids are still down there. And the dropship? That's unharmed? You moron! Okay, tell you what, I'll organise a bombing run. TK OOC: Stauder, I'M supposed to be commanding YOU, not the other way around ;-) (I think)

Spiderman 3 <-- Must see, best film EVAR :-P The Simpsons Movie Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Shrek the Third Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End Transformers (Maybe) Fantastic Four 2: Rise of The Silver Surfer (Maybe) National Treasure 2 And a couple more I can't remember. TK

Cancel the medical frigate! I'm fine, and so is my Commando. The other 2 troops who I sent to scour the base; where are they? Best go look, I think half the base has been destroyed here... which is pretty worrying, seeing as the droids blew the other half to kingdom come...Uh-oh, don't let any children in here, this is horrible... they're dead... TK to Lord *vader*: The droids got hold of the Weapon Of Mass Destruction; they must have triggered it accidentally. TK to Stauder: Did you find anything? Like a dropship or - Wait, here we are... the back door, or what's left of it... Get ready... *Door swings open* DUCK!! *blaster fire* Stauder, do you have a Weapon Of Mass Destruction, by any chance? Ah, you do... what luck... >:-) Now, get back in the base... return to your ship, I'll clear up here... ... Hey, you! *kshhh* Look! Over there! Another one! Blast him! *kshhh* Hehehe... say cheese and die, junk! *Legs it* *kshhh* Chee... *KABLOOEY* Well, that's that. TK

TK to Lord *vader*: The main computer was blown up by the droids. We've almost managed to - Yes, that's done it! Now, Commandos, down! We don't want to get shocked by this electricity! *Dives down, covers head with hands* ---20 minutes later--- Is it safe? Yes Sir, I believe it is. Excellent... *Stands up, looks around at the smouldering wreck of droids who had managed to break through only to be destroyed* Most excellent... You two, scour the base, destroy all the droids. Right away, Sir! What's this... This was etched crudely onto the back of a droid. He seems to be a commander of some sort - he was deep black in colour, whereas the regular units were ceramic white. I- *KABOOM* Oh my- *kshhhhhhhhhhhh*-droids-*pkszzz*-weapons-*pshhh*-destruct-*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep* ........

TK to Vader: Yes, My Lord. We have managed to seal ourselves in the power generator room, but they're coming through. We don't have much time. TK

Excellent, you're here. Okay, Strauder, you take 3 Commandos, go round the back, find out where they're coming from, and try to cut them off. Surprise them. The rest of you over here! Now, you two, stay here, and don't let anyone past this point. Got that? Yes Sir! Good. The rest of you, follow me, we're going in. We need to find the main power generators for this building; maybe if we set off enough of an electrical fault/spark we'll be able to shock them and get into their systems. I very much doubt this is the only wave of these droids in the galaxy, which means we need to find a weakness. We'll bring one back; try not to damage it too much. Ready? Yes Sir! We're with you! Should I bring a Weapon Of Mass Destruction? You'd better. There were masses of them; I doubt we'll be able to take a lot of them out without missiles or bombs. Good thing we've got rocket launchers, then, huh, sir? Yes, yes it is. Let's move, go, go! TK

At the moment the Euro and Pound are pretty much the same (i.e. they have the correct conversion in LEGO - GGS is

TK to Lord Vader: My Lord, I apologise. I'm just a little bit stressed, what with getting shot several times and everything - *BOOM* Ah, crud! There goes my wing! Oh, thank goodness, here comes casewindu! TK

Yeah, I bet you do! I don't know what you expect casewindu's - what, five? troops to do against hundreds of these droids! Aha, my ship! Take... THAT! Yes! Got one! Wait, I know! I'll blast them in my ship! TK

Are you crazy? Read: HUNDREDS upon HUNDREDS of these... droids! Versus me, a medic and 2 guards? We can't even kill one! They're unstoppable! I doubt the Commando and his troops will be able to do much, they'll probably just get kill- another troop down, and the medic won't last long, he has no weapons! *KABOOM* Oh my - *BANG* Great, just me left! Half the building blew up! Look, here's one of the droids - Click for transmission Lead the defense? Lead a suicide mission, more like! Oh no, they've found me - Take THIS! And THAT! And - aaaargh!!!!!! Get - away - from - me - *Kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

TK to Vader: Sir! The base is under attack! Most of the medics are dead, and there are only a few of us left! I have managed to keep well enough alive, for now. I am not well armed, however, with a simple blaster pistol. The attackers are droids. Yes, droids. Battle Droids, v3.0, it seems. Stronger and more versatile than the models used during the Clone Wars. They have deflector shields built-in their wrists, which they can use at any given moment, making it very difficult for us to hit them. I don't think the rebels are behind it. There are too many of them! Hundreds, storming this medical faction, destroying everything in their path! We can't hold on for much *kshhh* long - *pshzzzzzz* - Sorry about that. I'm getting us out of there. "You! Quickly! This way, and tell the others! Move!" Yes sir! TK

TK to *vader*: My Lord, I have returned from quarantine. I have heard the suspicions of the Captain casewindu. You will be pleased to know I have new information. Your medical staff did a good job cleansing me of the dart's poison, and I can remember much of what happened. While searching the streets of Ziost, I was ambushed. A band of rebels jumped down on me and my troops. We fought but the surprised troops fell quickly. The rebels overpowered them and captured the Commander. I do not know what happened to him. I remember they left me. They thought I was dead; one of their troops caught me in the chest with a laser blast, but my body armour had taken much of the impact, and I was still, only just, alive. I tried to stand but fell awkwardly; I don't know precisely what happened here. Then all I remember is a figure; similar to the mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett; I couldn't see him exactly, but he landed on the roof of the building opposite. He pointed a gun at me, and shot me with something (I assume the dart). Everything went cold, and I vaguely remember the figure using a jetpack (maybe). He disappeared, and I blacked out. TK

OOC: I'm currently in Paris and won't be able to log on. Just do the story without me until next Thursday, when I will be back. :-) TK

Gah! Get away from me! Give... me... that! Yes! A gun! Take... this! Haha, pretty colours... *wacko* *collapses*

How about Boe's secret has something to do with the last episode: Last of The Timelords? Hmmm... TK

Urgh... help... me... stop... stop... no... NO! AAAAARGH!!!!!!!

Hey! H-help! Over here!

"Won't be confirmed until April 1st" Ever heard of an April Fool's? ;-) TK

That was pretty good. Jones is better than expected. I'll miss next week's, won't be able to watch it until the following Saturday - ah well. TK

Break out the pellets! It's a rat hunt! >:-) TK