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OK, Here is my PTV 2 Entry, I'm 99.99% sure I won't win
BTW I changed the apples to candy
Once when Captain Brickbeard was tired of plundering, He met up with the Governor and they signed a treaty and became friends. But after lots of fancy parties at the Governor's Mansion, Brickbeard got tired of not doing any thing "fun", so one day he set up a trail of candy (the Governor's favorite food) into the forest. At the end of the trail, Brickbeard hid in a barrel, waiting to jump out and scare the governer once he got to the end of the candy trail.
Governor: "I Love Candy!!!"
Captain Brickbeard: "Hurry up, I gotta go pee so badly!!!
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