A bunch of shipwrecked Redcoats, who have really gone native , fond some recently shipwrecked blue coats. The Redcoats follow a sacred ritual called Pooja! Wherein, the victim has a choice, death by Pooja, or Pooja. Pooja simply causes temporary pain, while death by pooja kills the victim. In case you didn't know, Pooja and death by pooja is the act of shoving a sharp stick or rod up a person's behind. At least that is what the natives call it. This, BTW, was inspired by the 'death by pooja' joke. Don't look it up, it's quite crud.
Poor fellow, he shouldn't have chosen death by pooja...
I hope you like it! This is the first time I have ever used the three point lighting system, so please tell me if it looks fine. I would like more than just my opinion.
Humbug! I'm not late! just on time.
Thanks Admiral M!