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Emperor Claudius Rome

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  1. Aha, it be a troll! Nasty creatures they are. Feeding on the emotion of the innocent!
  2. No, just borrow. I just need it to see what to make mien goblin carcasses into for dinner.
  3. How about a trade,? *pulls out a book* Zis book about ze giant cockroaches of northern Norway, in exchange for a cookbook?
  4. Just ze thought of eating one of zese teenagers is making me want to catch zhem all right now! Human sausage, human steak, human soup, human stew. I'm going insane! MEAT, MEAT!
  5. Mmm, toe-nail potato chips. *mouth waters*
  6. 1. Possibly 2. No 3. Probably not 4. No idea who he is 5. Likely
  7. A wing? Did you fry it in oil and cover it with fine hot sauce?
  8. I'm thinking about eating zeir livers in a nice Cajun spread vith a side of parsley. *licks lips* Vhat? Just because I'm normal doesn't mean I don't eat people.
  9. It's okay, your real brother is now in the great pumpkin patch in the sky.
  10. And I'll help spice 'em. I took lessons at ze Hannibal Lecter school of culinary arts.
  11. Lt. Col. Claude Von Rome, reporting for de-teenagerifaction of ze town! Ze's punk-rocking not-zombies are going to be dealt with worse zen ze hellhound I killed on vacation last winter! To bad zey weren't zombies, I can kill a zombie at least 78 different vays. Oh, and Dragina, I'll be seeing you tonight.
  12. Ah, ze old Soul-Stealing immortality Freak, I've dealt vith men like you, but, due to zis Punk Rock Band, I vont bust you... yet.
  13. Ah, a Viking funeral minus Vikings. You think you could make another version of this with Vikings? But, the MoC is grrrreat!
  14. I usually never agree with attacking ze normal, however, if it's a punk-rock band, zen zey need to be stopped like zat *snaps fingers*! I hate all zis Zombie and Viking shite ze kids are listening to now adays, I prefere ze classics, like Skelotramp, The Dung-Beetles, and The Rolling Bones.
  15. ^Hmm, zat sounds awfully suspicious, Count Shadows. Ze king should hear about it right avay! (Goes to send a telegram)
  16. I haz seen hiim. He made a mighty good Goulash. And, you hung your kid over ze balcony. Zats just screwed up.
  17. Michael Jackson? I assumed you were burning in ze gates of Hades do to your misdeeds over ze years. Zen again, I 'ave cheated death many time before, maybe you beat him in a game of chess asvell?
  18. RIP Queens Quest, you were a good series, but like many, you came to a premature end. Out of all the comics I have read, this was the most... Human. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbv4HU7_cpg
  19. Ziggy Stardust-David Bowie
  20. Vell, I don't like older Voman, nor cats. Mmmm, woman 'o's names are zexual-puns are my fetish. (Picture please)
  21. Oh, you simple-minded Harlequin, my ingenuity will get me through all of zis!
  22. I'd like to join! Lt. Colonel Claude Von Rome reporting for duty! I 'ave come to investigate ze strange going-onz in thiis town! And, maybe find some lovely Fraulein's who need "protecting". I 'ave 'ad experience dealing with ze Occult. I vonce killed 10 Verewolves vith only 6 silver bullets! My favorite hobbies include Fencing, drinking Mead, and getting it on with ze Mead-Maid! Vatch out, spooks, Lt. Col. Claude iis here!
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