Harriet Slutter
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Someone's waiting to hear from me about something? But why? I'm not an Alien Overlord. I'm not even a witch yet. I'm just a slut.
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Want to see my scar?
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What magical world is this I've stumbled upon? Is this some enchanted place?
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I hear some more requests for a bum-viewing. I suppose I can oblige. *bends over* Boy, with all the stress from being removed from the Pigblister's Express and now being expelled from the school, I could sure use some sausage and applesauce! And I'm just in the right position to receive it.
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What is it shaped like? I thought I had been thorough. All right, I suppose I can show you again. *bends over* Amazing how it's the exact shape of thunder, isn't it?
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My, what a dirty place. All anyone talks about is bending over and wieners... Oh my!
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Did someone say they missed seeing my scar? I suppose I can bend over again. *bends over* I do hope there are plenty of older virile men at Pigblister's I can bend over for...to study the dark magic of my thunder-shaped scar, of course.
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Pipes? Oh, I don't know so much about that. Maybe they need flushing. I could send a flying potato message to my Aunt Vulva and Uncle Vermin to check. Then again, my fat cousin, Fugley, would probably just eat it. I shouldn't call him fat. That's not very nice, I suppose, considering the Fartsleys have been rather kind to take me in after Lord Moldyshorts killed my parents...even if they do make me sleep in the cupboard under the sink.
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Did someone ask to see my scar again? Oh, I suppose... *bends over* I don't want you all to think I bend over and show my bum to just anyone who asks...although I do...I just don't want you to think that.
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Oh, I suppose. *bends over* I do wonder why it's shaped just like thunder. Very curious indeed. Well, this is somewhat of a dog's dinner we're in, wouldn't you all say?