Snarky Snickerpuss
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I appreciate you taking such care for me, but I really cannot do anything more about this situation. It sucks, I'll say as much, but you play with the cards you are given. I already voted for Wang, and of course I hope you will vote for him instead of me, but I don't think you will. You call it giving up, I call it facing the facts. I don't have the time or the energy to start analyzing everything Wang has said today just to find something that would incriminate him over me. If there was something like that, I'm sure one of you hawk-eyed animals would've spotted it by now. I actually hope you do get into my situation later on in this game. I would love to see how you would handle it.
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But what if I don't believe Wang is scum? Why should I try and confuse you guys further, just to show that I'm fighting no matter how futile it'll be? I hope my death won't be useless, but that's no longer in my hands. All I can do now is to root for the Penises to win this "cock fight". I don't want to confuse any further, since I really have nothing against anyone. Just remember how people voted before this curse messed it all up.
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Try what? I have no reason to doubt Wang is lying to us. If he says he is a Penis Gladiator, who am I to argue he isn't? And if he is, what could I possibly say that would make 21 people suddenly change their votes and vote for him instead of me? I have no night actions, and I'm not going to lie that I do. I'm Vanilla, I'm screwed, and as far as I'm concerned, we can call it a day. Glad I got to ride the bandwagon with you guys!
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A curse screwed me over, huh? What a great way to end this joyous day... I know I'm a Vanilla Penis, so the Order isn't losing much by voting me out, but if Wong Wang turns out to be a Penis as well in the future, then I call foul. Good luck trying to vote out the bad guys if this curse becomes a trend... Vote: Wong Wang, just for the heck of it. Because deep inside, I care after all. Knock knock! "Who's there?" Ima "Ima who?" I'm a misfortunate croc! So it was you who screwed me over, then? Well, thanks a lot. You must be a Penis then, as well, but you made a mistake in selecting me. Should've just kept my big jaws shut, I guess, and join the choir like the rest of you... My crocodilian tendencies got the best of me, it seems.
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I'm sorry you don't approve where I place my votes. Which is odd since how do you know I'm not actually voting for the bad guys while you are accusing a perfectly innocent crocodile? You don't! I don't think anything I say will convince you, if you've set it in your mind that I'm one. I already said I know nothing, so I cannot provide you with a list of Odor Eaters, unfortunately. I would if I had such powers, trust me. I was actually referring to my own saying. Would an Odor Eater really be Snarky like me, huh? Shouldn't they be all "Go Penises! I just love me some Penis! I want nothing but good things to everybuddy!" You're right, I don't have any other reason to vote for Durm than the fact that he's the highest vote-getter right now. I'm betting my green tail that neither do the majority of people who voted for him, but I'm at least being honest about it. Baaandwagon! Yippee! How is any of that scummy behaviour exactly, can you tell me that? I may be snarky, but my bark is worse than my bite. And I've got me a lot of teeth, as you can see... You're trying awfully hard to make everyone vote for me just because I'm being honest about my ignorance. I could be all "hmm, I think X is scum because his sentence structure is funny and he only has talked twice during this whole day, and his name is an anagram of a famous criminal...", but why bother? This is Day One, and we are all voting blindly here, no matter how hard we're trying to convince ourselves otherwise. Come back to me tomorrow, maybe I'll have something sensible to say then. If I'm bothered.
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Doing what things? Voting?! God forbid, I had no idea I was the only one in this game that wasn't allowed to do that! I'm sorry that I cannot be present to answer every accusation 24 hours a day... If it makes you guys feel better, I can unvote: Flabflom Flimflam and vote: Durmudgelous Krup. Hooray, bandwagon! Everybody must ride it or die! Seriously, are you guys expecting me to come up with some fancy-pants theories and complex analyses based on how people have introduced themselves? I haven't gotten any Flying Potato Messages from anyone, nobody has told me anything and I can't do anything about any of that. If that makes me scummy in your eyes, it makes you bleeting sheep in my eyes. Now that's scummy behaviour right there! "Oh, this one person gives me total scummy vibes, but I'm not going to vote for him because of my gut instincts. Tomorrow when all of you find him innocent, I can totally point how right I was and save my scummy megablocks." But hey, who am I to go against the Rolling Bandwagon? Yes, that's exactly what an Odor Eater would say, isn't it? All I said was that since I couldn't tell anything about any of you, it was all the same as to who was voted out to me today. I followed by choosing to vote for the one who was acting the most stupid back then, but apparently stupid people are somehow important in this topsy-turvy world... :hpmf:
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Don't be naive, Flabflom. We have no choice but to lynch someone with very little to no evidence on this first day. I will care for other people when I have a reason to believe that they aren't stinking Odor Eaters. Wait, can Odor Eaters stink...? Anyway, I'm a reasonable crocodile. If I see something that convinces me that someone else is a better option to vote out today, I'll change my vote. Now that's a faux pass if I ever saw one...
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At this point I don't really care which one of you is lynched, as long as it isn't me. I know I'm a member of the Order of the Penis, but I can't say the same about any of you. But I have to pick someone to vote, so I'm going to start with the one who is the biggest liability. Vote: Flabflom Flimflam If you don't know even the basic rules, then what good could you be to our cause?
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So we're supposed to vote now, huh? Based on what? Who has the worst jokes? ...Don't look at me. Anyway, exactly where in all this are the "philosopher's balls"? Can someone point them to me?
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Knock knock! "Who's there?" Harriet Slutter's bum! He he he... Anyway, let us wrap our sleeves, unbuckle our belts, pull our pants down and gas these Odor Eaters into oblivion!
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Y'all have stupid names, I've got to say. Did your parent's really hate you that much?
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Knock knock! "Who's there?" Snarky "Snarky who?" Snarky comments coming your way! Hehehe, I crack me up... Snickerpuss here, eager to see how this all will span up!