Roar! Big Daddy Dragon on the horizon. Get out of the way. What do you guys have against my kind anyway. Dragons are beautiful creatures. Why don't you come to my lair and see me alpha-maling the she-dragons there. You will get a glimpse of what being a beautiful dragon is all about.
For those of you who don't know, Drubulum Panck is ready to play some real games. Who wants a magical cock when you can have a dragon banger. Cocks are kind of pitiful anyway.