Ok guys... Now a comment from me... ;-)
I am glad that this was stopped early enough and I thank you for your sorrys!!!
When I first read it it seemed to be funny, but after a while it was just "guys living out their fantasy and do not think about the lady they talk about" :-| ... but as I know is this typical for men/guys, so you are really excused :-P !!!
(Thank you for the title... this is cool)
-Aredhel