Entry 1:
As Dastan wins over the heart of Princess Tamina and marries her, he gains unimaginable power as the Prince of Persia. With this power, he orders a genetically modified parrot for personal use, mandates all women in Persia, including his beloved Tamina, to wear bikini skirts at all times, and humiliates the Hassassins by strapping them to the backs of ostriches.
Great contest
Hey look, it ends on my birthday!