Pyrovisionary

Sarge laughs at skralls remark about heroing and pushes out second chair from under the table for skrall to sit on. " Good way to put it. I see it as a long term pension fund raiser, although I'm technically already retired. Last job was to find a stalker, and stop 'im. But 'e did dat 'imself, and put a knife to 'is own throat. Funny what these youngsters will do for love these days. When I was a boy you climbed the tower and stole the maiden. But I can't complain. If it were still that way I'd be out of a job. You ever been in love?"

Sarge sighs in relief. "Sorry, It's just, I've had alot of trouble with your... People. What brings an Ogre to heroica?"

Ok then. Lifestealer is the best.

Ok. Maybe that isn't the best approach then...

The scissors are the best there are!

Ooh, we're making weapons now! Sergeant's dirks - (Wp:Many, Drunk elemental; Quad-strike (Like dual strike but with four) user is Hastened Suitable for Seargeants only)

Sarge, bored with not killing anyone, looked round the hall. He suddenly sees Skrall and falls off of his chair. "O-o-o-ogre!" He stuttered "Y-y-ya friend or foe Big guy?"

Ok then, after reading that, I'm thinking on how Sarge is interpreted by other characters: "Scruffy, drunk, idiot, fool, junkie, annoying and business asset." And that's exactly what he is?! If he dislikes the Party leader he is going to do everything in his power to piss them off!

Not for long.. Mwahahahaha

Sarge Signs up for Quest 64, he was no rogue, he was just... Dishonest.

Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod I like trains Ohmygod I had hoped this day would come!

My second character would probably be one stolen from Borderlands: Tiny tina! All around the stactus plant the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought twas all in fun, POP! (Bandit explodes) Goes the bandit! Most arkward party: Drunksarge, Arthur, Sorrow and guts.Because we all know that inside, all we want is to argue. Or is that just me?

Ooc: He didn't follow, you edited... Sarge listens to haldor, then, when he welcomes Ellaria, sarge turns to her, arm outstretched (to shake her hand), nods in greeting,And says " I'm Sarge M'lady."

"Suit yerself." "Spose I could 'ave. I thought that was dragon scale mail but this ain't dastan is it? Or am I more hungover than I think I am. Anyway, onto the ship, what you planning to do with it. We got a few nords, I ain't new to ships, you could lead a raiding party!"

Sarge takes a moment from his conversation with guts "Wait a mo'. " to offer his ice pack to someone who looks like she has an even bigger hangover: Nyx he removes the pack from his head, welcoming a rush of pain, steadies himself, and holds out the ice pack towards Nyx in an offer. " M'lady. Ya' look more in need of this than me." He goes back to guts. " Completely irrelevant question, so I'm going to guess it was you. I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I'm right aren't I?" Ooc: Sarge can't distinguish metamesian ale from beer, how do you think he is with armour?

"Remember? Never knew she wasn't in the first place. Ok then, who did get dat ship then?"

"I was asking was she one of them who took the ship? And if she was, I think we know why the Bonaparte man let 'er keep it. For extra clarity, because she's his wife."

Hosting a quest? If so, yussssss!

Ooc: Sarge is allergic to remedies...... Slightly.... Sort of.... Not really. "Really? The pirates! They need a pat on their back. Damn crocs. How are 3 heroes gonna crew a ship though? Oh wait.. Was one of the heron the Bonaparte guy's wife?"

Also, someone needs to do another Murder mystery quest!

Sarge looks to the quest board for the newest escapade, but returns to the table in disappointment when he see's he isn't qualified. "Or get a Mage to cool it down with an opal, as long as he doesn't freeze me' 'ead off first!" Sarge looks closely at haldor for a second, deep in thought. " You're a nord right? Cold place, your homeland. Never bin there though. Home eh? I had a home once. Well, a ship, and it wasn't honestly mine, but it was home. None o' them ships here in Eubric have bin recruiting crew recently though, so no chance there. Not since them crocs got killed. 'Parently the Bonapartes gave it to heroica. Wonder if that lucky fella is recruiting?"

But it's minimum level is 15 :,( What I'd like to see in a quest: 1.) Me 2.) Dishonored i.e you are hired to protect someone, then they get assassinated, and you framed for their murder. You get put in jail but then are freed by an ortherwordly power (a god), who gives you his mark (which gives lets say +3 health, ether and power.) and then opens your cell door. You have to escape, then solve the murder as outlaws. 3.) A witches talisman or paralysation: changes poisoned hits paralysing hits. 4.) a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy quest where you are hired by a publisher to research areas of interest (in which there would be side quests and battles aplenty) whilst being accompanied by a depressed golem. That's it, thoughts?

Sarge slowly walks back into the hall, an ice pack held to his head by a gloved hand. Of course, back in the old days, a healing potion would have sufficed. But now, the potion Burned. Maybe one of those new fangled health cores would do the trick, maybe. He slumped into a chair, waiting for a conversation. He sat up to have a sip of wine, thought better of, and slumped back down again. "Uuugh" he groans, and twists his head to look for someone interesting to talk to. He saw a Sorcerer and an assassin (Dyric and Arthur) who looked vaguely familiar, and returned a bitter, unfriendly look. He looks further, and sees a raider and a shaman (guts and haldor) who look slightly less unfriendly. And he saw a magician (Janek). So he turned to the raider and shaman and asks; "Either of you fine gentleman know a good hangover cure? I think I had a bit too much to drink last night."

Any quests soon to be done? I really want to get on another quest...

Knowing sarge, it was probably metamesian beer instead.