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Anyone got any creative ideas on what to use Quest #100's 1000 gold reward on? I could upgrade the scissors to Wp:25, my Shield to Sp:17, or try and get back to the consumable shop in Vega and buy 20 grating stones - Goddammit revealed my plan to Sandy again!

"Let's go Kaboom comrades!" A look of childish, manical glee comes over Sarge's face. He walks up the staircase to Althior and Walburtan. "Get your arses down here now or your gettin blown up. C'mon"

(4x21+23*2=214 Sp piercing stealin damage) Before multipliers. Can't beat dual-strike baby!

Oh the sad, sad Irony.

We could either make up some boring explanation for it or go with my personal favourite, the: "I don't know therefore magic" approach.

Sarge hands Hodurr his collection of bombs, totalling 950 damage (I think) "Nur mate, we need yer last supply of small bombs, place em down there would you?"

> Darksten vs Male Elf Sorcerer: 3 - Hit (6+11=17 Male elf sorcerer = 133/150 health ) > Grimwlad vs Female Elf Brawler: 2 - Great spell ( 2x(8+5)+17=30 x2 = 60 Female elf brawler: 40/100 health ) > Deus vs Male elf sorcerer: 3 - Hit (3+7=10 Male elf sorcerer = 123/150 health ) In his anger Darksten lets off a shot, hitting the Sorcerer in the shoulder, following suite Grimwald sends a great spell at the female elf, sending her to her knees. Finally, Deus fires an arrow at the male elf, catching him in the arm. The enemy: Male Elf Sorcerer, Level 9 Humanoid/Fiery Hp: 123/150 Ether: 5/5 Specials (alternate): 1. Fireball - The sorcerer hurls a fireball at the hero who rolled special damage, causing 20 damage 2. Confuse - The hero who rolled special damage becomes confused Passive specials: Back row battlemage - The sorcerer takes half damage from melee attacks, and deals full damage to heroes in the back row Ether user - every time damage or special damage is rolled, the Sorcerer expends one ether, once his ether is expended he takes one turn to meditate. Drops: 75 gold, Spellbound hood (Sp: 2, Increases the power of spells by 3, doubled if the enemy is weak to the element, headwear, suitable for Mages, clerics, necromancers) Female elf brawler, Level 20 humanoid/fiery Hp: 40/100 Specials: 1. Slash - deals 10 damage to the party 2. Stab stab stab! - Deals 25 damage to the hero who rolled special damage Drops: 75 gold, Tribal amulet ( Wearer is Immune to poisoned, bleeding, cursed, jinxed and blinded ,acessory, suitable to barbarians, rangers, beast warriors) The party: Deus Spiranius (Lego Spy) *Immune to water, Weakened* 23 year old Male Human Ranger Level: 7 Power: 9 Defense: 3 Health: 10/10 Ether: 0 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bow (WP: 3), Portston Guard helm (SP:3; Immune to Water and Weakened ) Inventory: Potion, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, 2x Venoms, Smelling Salts, Remedy, Phoenix Essence, Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows, suitable for rangers, beast warriors, infiltrators and winged warriors.), Mythril Shard x1, Mead, Tricorne (Headwear: SP: +1) Darksten (Comrade Commander) 35 year old Male Human Ranger Level 11.5 Power: 16 Health: 12/16 SP: 2 Gold: 2 Equipment: Crossbow (WP: 6); Sand-Worn Hide (SP: 2) Inventory: Consumables:Potion x3, Remedy,,Grand Potion x2, Phoenix Essence x2, Ambrosia, Mead x4, 3x Venom, Smelling Salt, Soma, Root Beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies), Floral Bomb (Bomb, 5 Wood Elemental damage), Smoke bomb, Nostrum Weapons: Spider String Bow (WP: 4, Darkness Elemental Bow), Equipment: Safety Blanket (SP: 1, protects from Afraid, backwear), Roleplay: Bedroll, Utility Knife (roleplay item), Fang of Kos (roleplay item), Fang of Lolth (Roleplay item), Hint Coin (Gives the user a hint about a puzzle or tricky situation. Usable only once. Has no monetary value.) Grimwald Gjinko 69 year old male gnome Sage *Party leader* Level: 17 Power: 22 (15 + 8 + permanent boost of 1) SP: 0 Health: 30/30 Ether: 22/26 Gold: 258 (Owes Nerwen 300) Equipment: Splinter Broom (WP: 8, broomstick, defies SP), Spellbound Gloves (Increases the power of spells by 5, doubled if the enemy is weak to the element), Robes of the Disciple of Ennoc (+5 max. health, +5 max. ether, meditation restores 2 ether, body-wear) Inventory: *Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll *Opal, Amethyst, Diamond, Topaz *Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep *Mead x4, Remedy x3, Potion x2, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, user can choose how many are eaten at a time), Ice Bomb, Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against Undead enemies for 20 damage (Does not affect non-Undead enemies)), Ambrosia, Smoke Bomb, Plague Venom, Grand Tonic x2, Nostrum x3, Sushi (restores 5 HP and 5 Ether) x2, Smelling Salts x4, Mythril Shard, Phoenix Essence, Mulled Wine x2, Bright polish, Grating stone x2 "The little gnome knows hig magic! Won't save him or his Dhoine friends though."

By attempting to pass the two figures, the male elf surrounds his fist with fire and swings at Darksten, hitting him in the stomach, causing Darksten to take 4 damage "Stupid Dhoine chose to fight!" Prepare for battle! The enemy: Male Elf Sorcerer, Level 9 Humanoid/Fiery Hp: 150/150 Ether: 5/5 Specials (alternate): 1. Fireball - The sorcerer hurls a fireball at the hero who rolled special damage, causing 20 damage 2. Confuse - The hero who rolled special damage becomes confused Passive specials: Back row battlemage - The sorcerer takes half damage from melee attacks, and deals full damage to heroes in the back row Ether user - every time damage or special damage is rolled, the Sorcerer expends one ether, once his ether is expended he takes one turn to meditate. Drops: 75 gold, Spellbound hood (Sp: 2, Increases the power of spells by 3, doubled if the enemy is weak to the element, headwear, suitable for Mages, clerics, necromancers) Female elf brawler, Level 20 humanoid/fiery Hp: 100/100 Specials: 1. Slash - deals 10 damage to the party 2. Stab stab stab! - Deals 25 damage to the hero who rolled special damage Drops: 75 gold, Tribal amulet ( Wearer is Immune to poisoned, bleeding, cursed, jinxed and blinded ,acessory, suitable to barbarians, rangers, beast warriors) The party: Deus Spiranius (Lego Spy) 23 year old Male Human Ranger Level: 7 Power: 9 Defense: 3 Health: 10/10 Ether: 0 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bow (WP: 3), Portston Guard helm (SP:3; Immune to Water and Weakened ) Inventory: Potion, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, 2x Venoms, Smelling Salts, Remedy, Phoenix Essence, Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows, suitable for rangers, beast warriors, infiltrators and winged warriors.), Mythril Shard x1, Mead, Tricorne (Headwear: SP: +1) Darksten (Comrade Commander) 35 year old Male Human Ranger Level 11.5 Power: 16 Health: 12/16 SP: 2 Gold: 2 Equipment: Crossbow (WP: 6); Sand-Worn Hide (SP: 2) Inventory: Consumables:Potion x3, Remedy,,Grand Potion x2, Phoenix Essence x2, Ambrosia, Mead x4, 3x Venom, Smelling Salt, Soma, Root Beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies), Floral Bomb (Bomb, 5 Wood Elemental damage), Smoke bomb, Nostrum Weapons: Spider String Bow (WP: 4, Darkness Elemental Bow), Equipment: Safety Blanket (SP: 1, protects from Afraid, backwear), Roleplay: Bedroll, Utility Knife (roleplay item), Fang of Kos (roleplay item), Fang of Lolth (Roleplay item), Hint Coin (Gives the user a hint about a puzzle or tricky situation. Usable only once. Has no monetary value.) Grimwald Gjinko 69 year old male gnome Sage *Party leader* Level: 17 Power: 22 (15 + 8 + permanent boost of 1) SP: 0 Health: 30/30 Ether: 22/26 Gold: 258 (Owes Nerwen 300) Equipment: Splinter Broom (WP: 8, broomstick, defies SP), Spellbound Gloves (Increases the power of spells by 5, doubled if the enemy is weak to the element), Robes of the Disciple of Ennoc (+5 max. health, +5 max. ether, meditation restores 2 ether, body-wear) Inventory: *Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll *Opal, Amethyst, Diamond, Topaz *Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep *Mead x4, Remedy x3, Potion x2, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, user can choose how many are eaten at a time), Ice Bomb, Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against Undead enemies for 20 damage (Does not affect non-Undead enemies)), Ambrosia, Smoke Bomb, Plague Venom, Grand Tonic x2, Nostrum x3, Sushi (restores 5 HP and 5 Ether) x2, Smelling Salts x4, Mythril Shard, Phoenix Essence, Mulled Wine x2, Bright polish, Grating stone x2

Sarge turns to Dain, asking a question: "Wouldn't be able to cook me up a sleep bomb would you mate? Sorry to put you on the spot but I am not feeling to well so I'd like to perhaps use it as pain relief later you know. But I need one now. Make that two actually. "

It sasddens me even more to see how few people have seen Utopia. GO WATCH THAT THING NOW!!! You know how everyone is hyped about how goo Breaking bad and game of thrones are? Well Utopia > GoT easily so... It even has a badass child who kills people for goodness sake!

I think Sarge should be able to use an assault rifle. Our seperate reactions, Emojas show why you're such a good QM and I, am not.

Also if clerics can't use scythes how do you explain Getafix?

"Wishy washy lass? You forget who's faster here and who killed 6 of them bloody golems. Me. You need us on your side, cos we're better fighters than any of your wolfgang feckwits. So stop being such a whiny lil gal and maybe you could persuade us through actual ideaology not hollow threats and indoctrinated logic." Dejectedly, Sarge goes to follow Eric downstairs. Grumbling under his breath. As soon as he was payed, he'd be angry.

The party leaves Portston for Mr Bimark's house. After about half an hour they stop the part hears sounds from the undergrowth. Suddenly two elves jump from the plantlife, armed and dangerous. "what have we here sister?" "Some Dhoine have wandered into the wrong place!" "State your business intruders or you shall be in woe, friend or foe?" What shall the party do?

Shhhhh!

If we give in she lets go of Peri and she has no leverage over us except "Run to gaunt" which means we can prevent her from doing so instead of a mexican standoff. Then we can do as we please.

If only you were Dutch, then I could make an Austen powers reference...

Play along with it Knut, Khorne, Sarge is a cunning fellow.

With intimidation, sarge says "Don't doubt us lass, we're with you gal. Just put the knife down!"

My one problem with quest #100 is that I want answers, the gold and a ship to Salmanda

Sarge leans against the balcony railing and sits down. Whilst he was curious about Baba he was also Greedy. And then there was the case of his arm.

After heroica CAT I want all I can get of mafia. I'm in! Whatever character, I don't mind.

Sarge nods at the keeper, and sighs, turning to the rest of the party. "I'm with the gal. Better not to know and be rich as feck."

"Sure thing me darlings." The landlady marks the cabin on a map and gives it to the heroes. Deus Spiranius (Lego Spy) 23 year old Male Human Ranger Level: 7 Power: 9 Defense: 3 Health: 10/10 Ether: 0 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bow (WP: 3), Portston Guard helm (SP:3; Immune to Water and Weakened ) Inventory: Potion, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, 2x Venoms, Smelling Salts, Remedy, Phoenix Essence, Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows, suitable for rangers, beast warriors, infiltrators and winged warriors.), Mythril Shard x1, Mead, Tricorne (Headwear: SP: +1) Darksten (Comrade Commander) 35 year old Male Human Ranger Level 11.5 Power: 16 Health: 16/16 SP: 2 Gold: 2 Equipment: Crossbow (WP: 6); Sand-Worn Hide (SP: 2) Inventory: Consumables:Potion x3, Remedy,,Grand Potion x2, Phoenix Essence x2, Ambrosia, Mead x4, 3x Venom, Smelling Salt, Soma, Root Beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies), Floral Bomb (Bomb, 5 Wood Elemental damage), Smoke bomb, Nostrum Weapons: Spider String Bow (WP: 4, Darkness Elemental Bow), Equipment: Safety Blanket (SP: 1, protects from Afraid, backwear), Roleplay: Bedroll, Utility Knife (roleplay item), Fang of Kos (roleplay item), Fang of Lolth (Roleplay item), Hint Coin (Gives the user a hint about a puzzle or tricky situation. Usable only once. Has no monetary value.) Grimwald Gjinko 69 year old male gnome Sage *Party leader* Level: 17 Power: 22 (15 + 8 + permanent boost of 1) SP: 0 Health: 30/30 Ether: 22/26 Gold: 258 (Owes Nerwen 300) Equipment: Splinter Broom (WP: 8, broomstick, defies SP), Spellbound Gloves (Increases the power of spells by 5, doubled if the enemy is weak to the element), Robes of the Disciple of Ennoc (+5 max. health, +5 max. ether, meditation restores 2 ether, body-wear) Inventory: *Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll *Opal, Amethyst, Diamond, Topaz *Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep *Mead x4, Remedy x3, Potion x2, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, user can choose how many are eaten at a time), Ice Bomb, Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against Undead enemies for 20 damage (Does not affect non-Undead enemies)), Ambrosia, Smoke Bomb, Plague Venom, Grand Tonic x2, Nostrum x3, Sushi (restores 5 HP and 5 Ether) x2, Smelling Salts x4, Mythril Shard, Phoenix Essence, Mulled Wine x2, Bright polish, Grating stone x2