Well, here it is.
On a nice afternoon on the beach, SirNadroj, pretending he's a pirate get a big whack straight on the forehead by an oar while a familiar-looking passerby watches.
1st pic
With SirNadroj knowing I mean buisiness, I pick up the familiar-looking passerby and swing him right into Nadroj's face, making him fly away.
2nd pic
Finally, all the figs:
Figs
NOTE: NO Hinckleys were harmed in the making of this. Or were they...