I am not going near to any blood, but perhaps I will like to try this.
My beloved wife or anyone with nothing else to do, can you help me with this. Let's head for the centre 2 columns. I will take the sword on my left and you will take the sword on your right. After that, we will walk towards the nearest statue on its end. Place it in their hand and let the statue holds it. I refer to the arm of the statue which is reaching out. We will place it at the same time at the count of "3".
Shall we?