Lord of Pies! Relieve yourself of that meaningless task at once! You are to investigate Rebel bombings on a key Imperial base on Mygeeto...
Yes sir!
*Takes overly long flight to Mygeeto*
"Sir, Upon first inspection, It appears that considerate damage has been done to Imperial and some Civilian structures, however it appears that the Rebels have left, however I will..."
*Static*
"Gah! Rebel ships, Fierfek!!"
*Begins Dog fighting*
"Two down, 1 to go, Dang it, I am hit!"
"I better try and finish this lousy X-wing off FIRST THOUGH ..."
*Laser hit the X-wings cockpit, and the ship spirals out of control*
*Tie fighter crash lands amongst the rubble of Mygeeto....*
Lord Of Pies to Dark Apprentice:
"Sir, my ship is damaged, I will try and repair it, but while I am here I shall explore the surrounding area in search of Rebellion activity"
*Equips trusty modified DC-15 blaster rifle...*