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"Hey Alexis!" Althior says as she sits down. "What quest? Well, the Bonapartes seem worthy of my attention, but I wouldn't mind helping the Hinckwells again, so it doesn't matter to me, as long as I have some friends in my quest." "How much do I have to pay you to make a she aura?" "Get out of here! I'll get the chicken to sick you again!" *shudder* "That's more like it! So Alexis, how'd you like that bar last night?"

Sandy, are you sure that's Salmanda or is it Kaliphlin?

Got 9440 yesterday, and it looks very good completely assembled. I wished it had a snake minifig in it, though.

Yay! You're back! I was afraid the comics were dead. Glad I was wrong. Go Smurfs!

Althior comes back in from the last night. He's a bit tired, but still excited when he sits down to wait for Alexis.

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"Of course! Haldor, wherever you are, I owe you one!"

"Oh, well I haven't been home in years. I had one sibling, my sister, Lilian. My Grandfather watched us both, trained us, and made a profit in the process. That's what our moustache come back cream is for! When he passed, my sister married and seemed to forget about me. I packed my bags and left." A tear almost came to Althior's eye. Almost, "I don't usually stay anywhere long, and I haven't stayed anywhere this long before." Althior decided to get to a lighter subject. "Would you by any chance like to have a drink? There's a bar a few doors down that I hear is great. What do you say? Would you like to come?"

"So Alexis, where do you come from? Any family back home? There's obviously some good looks going through that family." "Where'd me muchacho go?"

"Wait! Get back here! I can't do this on my own!"

"I'm horrible at reading lips, you know!" "Wow, you must be very good mage to summon somthing that big! You must be even more powerful than you are pretty, that makes you one of the best mages in the world!"

Althior decides to get out from behind the table, but as he does so, Finnegan rushes in front of him, knocking him back behind the table. "FINALLY!" he screamed, "SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! I was afraid I was the only mages servant around! How are you?!" ""

"Ahh!" Althior leaps over a table by instinct. "I thought'd be smaller!" "He doesn't look like a bad fella" He mouths to Haldor, 'What the hell do I do?'

"Why not? Just as long as he doesn't freeze me!"

My mother says she needs a Teddy Bear figure because it looks just like me a few years back. I of course didn't sleep with a Teddy Bear.

"Very well! We had to stop some bandits from killing a centaur. There were quiet a few of them, but we managed to pull it off. "He decided not to tell her about the voices, didn't want to scare her off."I like the new outfit, it suits you! It's nice to be able to talk to a nice magic user around. Not many of those around here right now. You have a passion for the magical arts?"

"shitshitshitshitHey Alexis! I just realized I didn't hear anything about your recent quest! How'd it go? I heard Hoke and Tesni talking about some "fun" in the bushes? I'm not sure I want to know..." "Do you have a she-aura?" "Buzz off!"

"Fine!" "I just wished she had a she-aura."

"One second!" Althior runs over to a trash can, curls over, and pukes. He brings out his magic toothbrush/mouthwash combo, uses it, and puts it away. As they walk upstairs, Althior asks one thing."Is it to late to use the bathroom?"

"Snail maybe? Or I could haunt Finnegan with a chicken!" *shudder*

"He takes his jokes waaaaaay too seriously." "Not yet, we need to get rid of that other ranger, Benji Carvenhall I think his name is. How do we do that? Give him flowers or something? I could turn him into a toad! "

"WWHHAATT???!!! She never told you about the time I was hit by a dead woman? Or when I created Finnegan? She really does like me! "

"Well, for one, your words were very hard to read." "That's three for the fourth wall, sir." "Be quiet! Your more annoying than the direwolves!" "" "I guess it's worth a shot! And if I need help, there's always Tarn over there." "Or me!" "What do you know about dating?" "I have a life outside of you!"

"Well, how do I phrase this? I umm. I..." "He wants dating advice." "Put a sock in it Finnegan!" Althior lowers his voice to a whisper, "He's correct, any suggestions?"

I tell Haldor to check the post above his. No wonder post editing is frowned upon in Mafia! "Would you come by me for a moment Haldor? Or should I now tell Jess about your fun on your latest Quest?"