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It seems to be a dig at Gilford. One thing I know for sure is that your roleplaying was just spectacular

Wait why weren't Hyacinth and Emeric supposed to die?

tick tock

Yeah let's offer some big boom boom killy jobbies to Parvani just to help thin us out so you can win

How do we win with you darling Benicia?

let's watch Parvani get herself lynched lol, that'll improve our luck tonight.

Can we just vote off this damn bear already @Parvani Poodle @Leatrix Lamb

I'm vewy vewy scawed and I hope we can suwvive the night after we wynch Benicia

Between Auntie Shawna and wicked Uncle Ernie I just don't know what to do! I dispute this characterization!

Really? I thought the bear was shitting bricks in the woods Quit this shit, you have no idea what role I have.

@Leatrix Lamb @Parvani Poodle would it help if I pointed out that, surprisingly, the scum’s best chance tonight is also by taking out the trickster? Imagine hosting a mafia game where the final winner is down to a roll of the dice and the whims of a dead ursine... hardly bears thinking.

AAAAAAAAAAGH I'm vewy vewy scawed! Let me also just say that if I'm wrong and there are only 2 scum, then lynching Benicia (the trickster, whom you must remember is the vig tonight) is still our best shot at getting out of here. Still requires getting lucky with the PGO/bomb, but que será será @Gilford Goat we cross-posted. That's the best move

Here are my surmises: There is 1 trickster, probably Benicia, probably bulletproof; There are 2 town: me and one other, probably Gilford; There are 3 scum: Leatrix, Parvani, probably Corrina; The trickster's win condition involves taking the ship down to a certain number, probably 3; The rule that scum can't win with Trickster, and the rule that town must eliminate all threats, means in a 1-1-1 or a 1-2 (where the 2 are from either town or scum), trickster wins. We have a vigilante tonight. The vigilante is Benicia because neither Gilford nor Corrina has disputed my fake claim. I'm just a [REDACTED] tonight. We also have the scum kill, the PGO and the bomb to contend with. Here's what I envisage happens: If we no-lynch, that's up to many many many deaths: the vig kill, the scum kill if it touches the PGO, the sleepwalker or baby dwagon cweanup if they touch the bomb. Benicia makes out like a bandit; If we lynch scum, Benicia will kill someone and scum will kill someone else, bringing us down to no more than 3 and Benicia wins; If we mislynch, Benicia will kill 1 more person and scum will kill someone else. If they choose to kill the same person and nobody steps on a bomb or PGO, then scum may be around to vote Benicia off tomorrow; If we lynch Benicia then scum will kill one of us and might just maybe kill themselves on a PGO or on a bomb. If that's the case, we might crawl out of here with a win. I guess it's possible we could still beat both the Trickster and the Baby Dragon Haters. I doubt it though. But our only way is to lynch the trickster today. Let's do it Gilford.

I don't want Benicia to get the satisfaction of playing us like a fiddle. What is this, a crossover episode?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dATyZBEeDJ4 hold up if the sheep is now a panda, would that make her Peeatrix? hehe

Trickster vs. scum and we're caught in the crossfire.

Hidden Compulsive Sleepwalker, passively randomly target someone and yeet yourself if they're a bomb. Very no bueno. I can tell. If Corrina really is scum like her insane cackling suggests, then we're fucked. I choose to go out on my own terms. Prefer to lose to the devil I know than the devil I don't. Let's yeet this trickster. Vote: Benicia Bear

What the fuck godfather shit is this? Fuck Who do you think you are, God? Why isn't Gilford in the interlude? Is he too busy being totally tubular to eat our sausages?

You say "town" like it's third-person, Corrina. Are you sure you're not the trickster?

Is it mass claim o'clock? You know what the worst part about being the compulsive vig is? Knowing I can help us win overnight, but also knowing the trickster needs to keep things balanced so the probably gave the scum a bomb.

ahahaha lmao Nobody has claimed Ghoul yet for last night, what do you know about a Ghoul?

Sorry I misread the "whatever" you tacked on then. You're right, if I investigated, Benicia commuted, you huntsman'd, Corrina vig'd, Leatrix mawshmawwwow pawtied and Parvani genuinely tried to bewwy wub then we're still looking for the scum kill amongst one of us, so they must have been able to do multiple actions. I just immediately assumed Parvani was lying to cover for killing Shainen - and then couldn't get watched or tracked - of course she'd have been "unsuccessful" at doing an action she wasn't actually doing.

I'm mad because in retrospect it wasn't the smartest choice. You straight up said would I trust any kind of result on Leatrix and I thought I'd play it on the safer side. But that reminds me that Gilford said he had wanted to investigate Leatrix, but didn't. Ugh. I'm thinking that since your investigation took the scum question mark from over Emeric's head, he was no longer useful to have around, either as scum or as trickster. Let's have a think about the trickster roles: Leatrix & Parvani seem to have had some useless shite except for the bus driver, so it seems the trickster doesn't trust them. I have had two investigations and a watch plus 1 night as a virgin. Generally good stuff. Gilford has had a vig, 2 investigations and a huntsman. Again, generally good stuff. Benicia has had falsifier, tracker, vengeful tracker and commuter. Only tracker and commuter seem like good roles. Corrina has had a lullaby, a bomb diffuser, a flying pumpkin and now a vig. Aside from the lullaby she's held the power of life and death. If she's the trickster giving herself primo actions that explains why we lost Hyacinth and Emeric, and she must have wasted her bomb diffuser on an unlikely target. It's in the trickster's interest to whittle down the survivors to probably as few as possible, right, in order to win? This fits. Just as well as my Benicia theory. Just as well as the fact Gilford has been playing in a reckless fashion as if he knows something we don't, and he oh-so-conveniently got Mobley out of the picture on the first night. Any of you could be the trickster I guess. As they say, what the shit? Classic Parvani amirite, clueless about the bomb, looking for clues in pictures, can't remember her own night action. Sowing confusion, scum suspect number one. I don't know about anyone else but Benicia told me not to waste my investigation on her because she was going to be out of town. If we shave just your body and leave your face, tail & feet, you & poodle will look samesies! c'est chic, c'est scum