Caylin Cow

Who are you calling crazy? I'm not crazy. I'm stable. And genius. I'm not going to look you in the mouth, but after having read your posts and getting the clarification, I'm warming up to you. We currently have you with your vote on our magistrate Jamie Hyneman, and now Priella's vote on our resident poop-flinger. Vote: Priella Pig You came out of nowhere with a random vote and didn't even address Sarah Jessica Parker's vote. Even though dung tossing is gross, I haven't seen anything super scummy from the primate.

Well we have no bears anymore. It must be the PTSD of losing him. Also, I have a condition! That's why I seem confused.

I'm not a bear, I'm a cow. And pleasure to meet you! What a fine idea. Who's the lovely creature who suggested that? What route? I stated my corrections an hour ago, which you conveniently left out, and you didn't post between my two posts you quoted. So I'm not going down that route still. That's what you call fake news, pumpkin. I must ask if asking for the second framer to claim screams bad news bears to anyone? Wait. Why do we keep going back to bears? There are no bears here. Unless... Anymoo back to the topic at hoof, is it really a good idea, especially if it's possible the framer is scum? And we are still waiting for some other friends to speak up more. I don't even remember their names. As Princess of the FABUrealms, I command you to speak and voice your opinions. I have milk for y'all if you do.

Oh that does sound scrumptious. Just like my recently deceased prince was. Anyway, I'm Caylin Cow. What's your name?

So we could figure out who's crazy or not. I never said it was a good idea. I may have misread something I was responding to. How could I pick up my poop? I have hooves. It would behoove you to notice that next time, sweatie. But why use your hands at all? Why not use a shovel? Or use it to make crops grow. That's what I use mine for. And to get high on. What do you mean by read? That the trickster is automatically the neutral? Because some people speculated that we had the neutral and then the trickster might have been someone else. I thought he meant volunteering for investigator target. See my reply to that stunning lion. After realizing you were volunteering for being the target of the framers, I'm not as concerned. Are you hungry my dear hippo friend?

I must say I am very worried about people who volunteer themselves to be investigation targets. It reeks worse than the handpoo. I don't like it. It's too easy to game the system if you are one of our scum, but maybe not on day one. I propose a suggestion! As Princess of FABUrealms I move to have a second vote. We all do our normal lynch votes but we also vote for who our investigative target is, in an unofficial tally. Wait. Who was I talking to again?

Stroking duck? Can that go into our zoo? Well I need more funds. For the penguin pedicures. Believe me, their wittle toes will look the best. Why would the insane investigator be told they're insane? That's insane. It would be an inverse investigator as you have stated. So the first claim of framer. I'm not surprised the role is compulsive. The only way we could be sure is if we designate a person the investigators investigate and hopefully everyone lives and reports back. But I doubt that will happen, and I doubt it's a good idea, as everyone would know who the target is. Anymoo, I started spiking my milk and went back to read Omrom's first post. It only says the setup for this day. Does this mean tomorrow's setup could be completely different roles? How perverse. What if the neutral is the trickster? What if we're all just the host playing his multiple personalities? I'm udderly offended by such an idea.

I was under the same thoughts.

Well... alright. But you better not look! I get nervous.

But we don't know if you're crazy. We know the man in the hat is. How do we not have room? I want a zoo! I'll buy one myself if I have to. And Matt Damon can run it!

You really think the flappy thing will get bored of the impediment? It's not that confusing. The weird man with the weird hat dictates to the dragon with the impediment the new craziness and we deal with it. What's so different about that? And what's wrong with short hair? Wait, what dragon? Who is pooping on this ship! I don't smell like a farmyard! You do! Believe me, you do. Or a zoo.

My fabulous, scrumptuous, sexy prince is dead! I'm all alone in the world now. Wait, what's this? Is that a tuba? Oh my tubas are just perfect. So we know the setup for today, although I fear that does not help us right now, as we are only on Day One. I say we must keep this ship on course for the future and not turn back like the Loyalists want.

Hello everyone! It is I, Princess Caylin. Wait, where are we again?