Caylin Cow

Fwoon fwoom fwoooooom fwooom Vote: End the day early

Vote: lyev lion As princess of the FABUrealms, I hammer you Mister Lion! The best most awesome hammer ever! Smack! Smack smack smack as I eat some snacks! Now let us be off away from the evil despicable disgusting loyalists!

That song slaps. Like how we're gonna slap you in cuffs when we vote.

We are absolutely positively bigly mooo-ving in the right direction going after the evil nasty Loyalists. Hooray! Ice cream!

Hi! I'm Caylin Cow, princess of the fantastic, whimsical, fantabulas, emancipating FABUrealms. I was our jailer last night and oh boy did I have fun. I locked little old Lyev up tight. Best restraints. Nobody has better restraints than me. I was curious about the Lyev situation, so I figured I'd block him if he was scum, so he couldn't kill. And if he wasn't scum, and there was a kill, he'd be cleared or protected. So, with Heighleigh claiming investigator and sending it to Fergus, we just have to wait for him. This is looking good. Also Heylee, can I please have some ice cream?

Don't you mean peekapoo?

I think I need to go to the hospital. Every time I close my eyes, I can't see.

Yes, Lion. Names confuse me.

These are both really great points. And, if Wyeth does turn out to be scum, we have a good chance there's not another and we lynch Calissa Cat tomorrow and we are home free, right?

Hello everyone, I had to take my mooeuty nap. I think Hayleigh is being rather silly. And no I did not bring up her shade in our discussion in the night. But looking back I can see it. Fergus made a pretty good case for everyone and agree with him on most regards (Lyev Lion still seems town to me). But we know who the trickster is, that furball Calissa. Vote: Calissa Cat

Here are my following thoughts after looking back on Day 2. Either Evran or Hayleigh are top choices for scum. Evran investigated Wyeth and returned with a town result. So Evran was insane or scum, right? Hayleigh was investigated by me with a town result. I might have been the insane one. Hayleigh has also thrown some shade at me over the past few days, brought up again Fergus Fox. I'm pretty convinced of Fergus being town since he hammered Priella.

Hi! I'm Caylin Cow! I am the luxurious princess of the FABUrealms. After we lynched Hendrick, I started to question our decision, but I was unsure. So I'm sad him and Keyarra were dead and turned up to be one of us. But we got Wyeth the evil scum! That dirty magistrate. He was no good. Sad he turned on us!

That my zoo can open soon?

Anyone need some warm milk to go to sleep?

Hello everyone. I have risen from my extended beauty nap. Have to keep my fur luxurious. And where is our long faced friend Hendrick? I think this is an admission of guilt. Vote: Hendrick Horse

I'm not sure normal is even a thing anymoo.

Yes, but after knowing today's setup, there's a good chance we will have a bloody, nasty night. We still don't know how many scum there are and if they can manage to avoid one of the PGOs, or even if they do but their kill goes through, they still have some extra time if there's two of them currently here.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one you mean?

Hi! I'm Caylin Cow, Princess of the FABUrealms! Say, you all look familiar. Oh right! the lynching! We got one we got one! I knew Priella was a dirty loyalist from her vote. I was another of our compulsive investigators, and since I couldn't investigate myself as we all know I'd be clean, very clean, just the cleaniest, I went for Hayleigh Hippo and returned with a town result. Now it is entirely possible Hayleigh was framed or that I was insane last night. Hayleigh hungry hungry hippo voted for Hendrick Hamar yesterday, who voted for the Walrus and he wanted a lynch but didn't even switch his vote from earlier to Priella who is now delicious, tender, barbecue.

Mercury is in Gatorade right now. I was worried about that.

Hi! I'm Caylin Cow, princess of the FABUrealms. What a starry night it is.

Why not Priella? The most votes are currently on her.

I don't but you glazed over the first vote that had some actual reasoning to it.

Wait, who is this ship?

Didn't we wait to get our journey underway since Evern was sleeping?